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by **Elementalist Daien** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 2:14 pm

Well, I feel like making Part 3, cause of this.

A Rockin SN: I angst at you.
NebbieQ: I bitch at you to stop angsting.
A Rockin SN: I angst about your bitching.
NebbieQ: I give up, and finally block you from my AIM account.
A Rockin SN: I angst on my LJ.
NebbieQ: I laugh as someone else trolls your LJ.
A Rockin SN: I angst at that someone else.
NebbieQ: Someone else mocks your angst.
A Rockin SN: I join Linkin Park.
NebbieQ: Metal fans of the world cry harsh, bitter tears.
NebbieQ: Thanks a lot, you goddamn sellout.
A Rockin SN: THIS... ISN'T... REALLY... HAPPENING?! !!!!!!
A Rockin SN: *screams*
A Rockin SN: *then suddenly everything goes back to normal*
A Rockin SN: ... Phew, that sucked.
NebbieQ: Indeed.
NebbieQ: Don't do it again.
A Rockin SN: I won't. Damn my low sanity.

by **pd Rydia** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:32 am

A few "clips" from recent chats that I saved into my quotes file:<ul>
OMG Priam (12:21:00 AM): Bucket?
pd Rydia (12:21:03 AM): BACON
OMG Priam (12:21:10 AM): BUCKET OF BACON?!?

TheGreatNevareh (12:37:01 AM): Awww! Josie's a werewolf now, so there won't be any bestiality!
KnightsofSquare (12:37:13 AM): No, just yiff.
FDeth (12:37:53 AM): ... :(
FDeth (12:38:07 AM): I have no idea what you're talking about, but it obviously isn't good.

TheGreatNevareh (12:15:39 AM): This proves to me that you do not spend much time around Women.
Besyanteo (12:15:43 AM): ...
Besyanteo (12:15:47 AM): I'm gay
Besyanteo (12:15:51 AM): and a nerd
Besyanteo (12:15:57 AM): C'mon. :{
TheGreatNevareh (12:16:10 AM): All right, you get the benefit of the doubt.</ul>

<center>"We are just poor, wandering corn farmers..."

by **pd Rydia** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:08 pm

OMG Dirty (9:59:31 PM): *TWITCH TWITCH TWITCH*
OMG Dirty (9:59:37 PM): *expires on the floor of the chat*
pd Rydia (10:00:03 PM): o.o
pd Rydia (10:00:20 PM): *throws a plushie pineapple dodgeball at Lex*
OMG Dirty (10:00:45 PM): *twitch*
OMG Dirty (10:00:52 PM): *sits on dia's head*
OMG Dirty (10:01:02 PM): Auuuuuuuunty diaaaaaaaane, write me a sick note for tomorrrrrrrow.
pd Rydia (10:01:49 PM): kay
OMG Dirty (10:02:20 PM): I have to see my old room mate for the first time in forever tomorrow. >:\ i wanna play dead.
pd Rydia (10:02:24 PM): "Dear [teacher/parent/doctor/dog/cat/boyfriend/roommate/chores/Treebeard/plushies]:
pd Rydia (10:03:46 PM): "I'm sorry, but Lex cannot meet her previous engagement. She is terribly busy [puking up her liver/dining in Paris/practicing her Moose call/being dead/making out/biting things and or people/RPing].
pd Rydia (10:04:07 PM): "She wishes to let you know that she deeply regrets this state of affairs,
pd Rydia (10:05:27 PM): "and as a token of her sincerity, leaves you this [7-sided die/paperclip/puppy/bag of goldfishies/a BILLION dollars/elk/dwagon/can of Joan of Arc Spicy Chili Beans].
pd Rydia (10:05:49 PM): "Please accept this gift with her deepest regrets.
pd Rydia (10:05:51 PM): "Love,
pd Rydia (10:06:09 PM): "Semi-Automated Note Maker,
OMG Dirty (10:06:10 PM): :D
pd Rydia (10:06:12 PM): "Aunty Dia"
OMG Dirty (10:06:17 PM): *hugs* Dia is the awesomest.
OMG Dirty (10:06:27 PM): This is sure to get me out of trouble! :o
OMG Dirty (10:06:52 PM): My fish thanks you too.
pd Rydia (10:06:53 PM): ^_^ Glad to oblige
pd Rydia (10:06:57 PM): mya!
OMG Dirty (10:07:04 PM): and by thanks, i mean he looks less grumpy than normal.
OMG Dirty (10:07:04 PM): *nods*

<center>"We are just poor, wandering corn farmers..."
Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=pdrydia>pd]

at: 10/21/04 10:09 pm

by **Capntastic** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:20 pm

Brodzky Zero: *Greetings, sir. You have been selected from 1984 selected people for participation in a survey about Roleplaying and Anime culture. Do you wish to accept?*
Batousai Dave: sure, but your sampling design has already made this survey virtually useless
Brodzky Zero: *Do you Roleplay?*
Batousai Dave: no
Batousai Dave: and that question is poorly worded
Brodzky Zero: *Whyfor?*
Batousai Dave: That's not a word
Batousai Dave: the professionalism of this study is astounding
Brodzky Zero: *It's for an essay.*
Batousai Dave: It's not going to help you. For instance, how did you get my name?
Batousai Dave: I'm assuming from my staff position at point-blank
Batousai Dave: now, what you should have done
Batousai Dave: to obtain accurate results about the internet anime community
Batousai Dave: would ideally to take a pool of all the "members" which would be nearly impossible to define anyway
Batousai Dave: and randomly choose a sample
Batousai Dave: but
Batousai Dave: since that's impossible
Batousai Dave: you could try to obtain information
Batousai Dave: about those anime community members
Batousai Dave: who actively run a website
Batousai Dave: first you'd need to collect as many websites as possible
Batousai Dave: and contanct info for each one
Batousai Dave: next, you'd have to randomly select from that pool
Batousai Dave: a cetain number of applicants
Batousai Dave: for this study, 1984 is extremely high
Batousai Dave: and not very useful
Batousai Dave: or realistic
Batousai Dave: I'd keep your numbers between 100 and 200
Batousai Dave: next, your approach for contact
Batousai Dave: do not use AIM
Batousai Dave: you'll only reach those staff members with AIM
Batousai Dave: those who are online
Batousai Dave: thsoe who don't have privacy on
Batousai Dave: and those who are willing to respond
Batousai Dave: an e-mail survey would be MUCH more useful
Batousai Dave: as you'd reach a more common form of communication
Batousai Dave: and you'd be able to format your questions
Batousai Dave: before hand
Batousai Dave: you'll probably get only 30-60 responses, depending on the size of your poll, how much time you give, etc
Batousai Dave: now, from those responses
Batousai Dave: you could collect information
Batousai Dave: that would be applicable to only the population
Batousai Dave: of those web site staffers
Batousai Dave: who had the time, chose to, and sent back valid responses to all of your questions
Batousai Dave: it would most likely then be
Batousai Dave: applicable to that population described above
Batousai Dave: but there are also other confounding variables that can get in the way
Batousai Dave: we'll assume they don't
Batousai Dave: now, your questions need to be professionally worded, and preferably in multiple choice format
Batousai Dave: so that you can later assign quantitative measures
Batousai Dave: of thr frequency of each response
Batousai Dave: this will eliminate most major sampling biases
Batousai Dave: however you can still only apply any findings to "Anime Website Staff Members Who Made Their E-Mail Addresses Available, Responded and Belong to <whatever source you used as the pool to pick the websties out of.>"
Batousai Dave: now
Batousai Dave: do you want to continue with the survey?
Brodzky Zero: *Thank you. Your information is highly valuable to my studies.*

by **FlamingDeth** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:30 pm

...wow. 
<hr width="70%"><center>This month's "Transformer of the Month" is Pipes! He turns into a truck, and his primary function is not taking out the trash.</center>

by **Archmage144** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:37 am

Someone thinks he's smart because he's taken a statistics class! <hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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by **Uncle Pervy** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:23 pm

Ducky's avatar sums up my reaction to that. -------------------------------------

by **Ganonfro** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:19 pm

...PERVY USED THE INTARNET???

by **Elementalist Daien** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:33 pm

A Rockin SN: q
Jak Snide: w
A Rockin SN: e
Jak Snide: r
A Rockin SN: t
Jak Snide: y
A Rockin SN: u
Jak Snide: i
A Rockin SN: o
Jak Snide: p
A Rockin SN: a
Jak Snide: s
A Rockin SN: d
Jak Snide: f
A Rockin SN: g
Jak Snide: h
A Rockin SN: j
Jak Snide: k
A Rockin SN: l
Jak Snide: z
A Rockin SN: x
Jak Snide: c
A Rockin SN: v
Jak Snide: b
A Rockin SN: n
Jak Snide: m
Jak Snide: Sucess!
A Rockin SN:
WE'RE FUCKING BORED!
Jak Snide: YES WE ARE

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=elementalistdaien>Elementalist] at: 11/15/04 3:38 pm

by **E Mouse** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 6:15 pm

E mouse2000: Jeremy: I have fury >_<
Jeremy's Author: No you don't. If you had a Blade of Celestial Fury you wouldn't suck. And you wouldn't be able to use it anyway.
SongstressEnlil: *Maybe he has Fury that lets him get limit breaks faster?*
E mouse2000: WHAT A WORTHY EXPERIMENT.
AND WHAT IF HE HAS SOMETHING MORE LIKE TRANCE THAT TURNS HIM INTO A MACHO BADASS GUY IN TIGHT LEATHERS?!?!
SongstressEnlil: *"But is he a delicate badass or a total pussmaster?"
-Professor Awesome*
E mouse2000: AND WHAT WOULD THE ALICE VERSION BE?
E mouse2000: Wait I know that one.
SongstressEnlil: *Dare I ask?*
E mouse2000: [link=http://www.knology.net/~kenjiko2/images/GD-Ranma-Leather.jpg]YOU GET IT ANYWAY.[/link] -------

E'S QUOTE OF THE WHENEVER:

"I'm here to burn the lollipops."

by **pd Rydia** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:02 pm

NebbieQ (6:17:03 PM): I see that the new posticons are up!
pd Rydia (6:17:15 PM): they are indeed!
NebbieQ (6:25:14 PM): Thanks.
pd Rydia (6:25:30 PM): thank you!
pd Rydia (6:25:32 PM): >:
NebbieQ (6:25:42 PM): You're very welcome. e_e
pd Rydia (6:25:50 PM): Oh, you bet I am
pd Rydia (6:25:55 PM): welcome like a fox
NebbieQ (6:26:02 PM): You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?
pd Rydia (6:26:15 PM): you'd like to think so, wouldn't you?!
NebbieQ (6:26:27 PM): I'd like to think so, because it's the truth.
pd Rydia (6:26:43 PM): YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
NebbieQ (6:27:01 PM): ONLY BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS FIREY HOT, AND I LOST MY OVEN MITTS.
NebbieQ (6:27:26 PM): BUT WHEN I FIND THEM, THERE WILL BE A FEIRCE RECKONING!
pd Rydia (6:28:35 PM): LIKE THAT TIME WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL AND TOLD MRS. KRUM THAT LOOKING AT HER WAS LIKE BURNING TO MY SOUL?
NebbieQ (6:28:47 PM): YES!
pd Rydia (6:28:54 PM): AND SHE SAID: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR THE CORRECTION CLOSET FOR YOU" AND I WAS LIKE "NO BITCH"
NebbieQ (6:29:29 PM): I WOULD INQUIRE ABOUT THIS "CORRECTION CLOSET", BUT I AM PLANNING TO GO ON A WALK RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
pd Rydia (6:29:38 PM): OKAY
pd Rydia (6:29:51 PM): WHEN YOU COME BACK, WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEA AND CRUMPETS?
NebbieQ (6:29:59 PM): THAT WOULD BE MOST DELIGHTFUL.
NebbieQ is away at 6:30:07 PM.

<center>"We are just poor, wandering corn farmers..."

by **Capntastic** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:03 pm

SongstressEnlil: *I sure do hate PROHIBITION*
Brodzky Zero: *Let's all go to the SPEAKEASY for some FAMILY APPROVED ACTIVITIES*
SongstressEnlil: *I hope the STOCK MARKET doesn't CRASH*
Brodzky Zero: *Good thing I've CASHED IN and prepared a HIDEOUT on the COAST*
SongstressEnlil: *I'll bet there's something good on the JAZZ STATION*
Brodzky Zero: *I heard that INVERSE and the GRIFFTONES are ON TOUR in NEW ORLEANS*
SongstressEnlil: *I wonder what the SILENT MOVIE tonight will be?*
Brodzky Zero: *I hear that it's POST-MODERN, and has a SURPRISE ENDING*
SongstressEnlil: *Did you hear about the TEAPOT DOME SCANDAL?*
Brodzky Zero: *No I did NOT.*
SongstressEnlil: *PRESIDENT TRACY HARDING was involved*
Brodzky Zero: *Did THE KAISER drop his HAT?*
SongstressEnlil: *AND NOW!

We do the same thing, but base it in the Civil war Era, instead of the Twenties*
SongstressEnlil: *I sure do hate SLAVERY*
Brodzky Zero: *Let's all go to THE COTTON FIELD and PUNCH A NEGRO*
SongstressEnlil: *I hope the SOUTH doesn't SECEDE*
Brodzky Zero: *Good thing I've REMAINED NEUTRAL and prepared a TAX on the SHIPPING*
SongstressEnlil: *I'll bet there's something good on the OFFENSIVE MINSTREL SHOW.*
Brodzky Zero: *I heard that JOHN WILKES BOOTH and the MUSTACHE WAX are PERFORMING in MARYSVILLE*
SongstressEnlil: *Did you hear about the LINCOLN-DOUGLAS DEBATES?*
Brodzky Zero: *No I DONNED A TOPHAT*
Brodzky Zero: ( >: )
SongstressEnlil: *THE ELECTION OF 1860 was involved*
Brodzky Zero: *Did JOHN BROWN drop his PANTS?*
Brodzky Zero: (And now, let's try it to the movie ROCKY :D)
Brodzky Zero: *I sure do hate APOLLO CREED*
SongstressEnlil: *Let's all go to the ARENA for some PUGILISM*
Brodzky Zero: *I hope the ROCKY doesn't FALL DOWN*
SongstressEnlil: *Good thing I've BET ON HIS OPPONENT and prepared a SIDE BET on the ROCKY*
Brodzky Zero: *I'll be there's something good on the BOXING NEWS*
SongstressEnlil: *I heard that CLUBBER LANG and the BOXING FEDERATION are COMING TO TOWN in SEARCH OF A CHALLENGER*
Brodzky Zero: *I wonder what the MIRACLE COMEBACK tonight will be?*
SongstressEnlil: *I hear that it's UNEXPECTED, and has a A SNAZZY ROCK TUNE*
SongstressEnlil: *-A*
Brodzky Zero: *Did you hear about the MR.T PRIZE FIGHT?*
SongstressEnlil: *No I did A DANCE.*
Brodzky Zero: *A LOT OF GOLD JEWELRY was involved.*
SongstressEnlil: *Did THE CHALLENGER drop his GUARD?*

by **Animala** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:12 pm

pd Rydia: I WILL NOT FALL FOR IT THIS TIME, MISSY.
NebbieQ: FALL FOR WHAT, MADAME?
pd Rydia: YOUR CLEVER SCHEME OF TRICKERY AND IMMORALITY.
pd Rydia: I'VE SEEN YOU WITH THOSE SOCKS. DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE FOR.
NebbieQ signed off at 8:02:12 PM.
NebbieQ signed on at 8:02:36 PM.
pd Rydia: :-(
NebbieQ: :-()
pd Rydia: you interrupted our shouting match
NebbieQ: Aim is annoying.
NebbieQ: BLAME AIM.
pd Rydia: I WILL
pd Rydia: WITH COCONUTS, IF I MAY
NebbieQ: YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION.
pd Rydia: ::COCONUTS AIM IN THE EYE:: <hr />

Behold! Sig figs!

by **Zemyla** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:28 pm

I decided to enter the room "DBZ chat" on a whim, and this is what happened.

You have just entered room "dbz chat."
WTF Zemyla: What happens here.
WTF Zemyla: *?
mazzymulligan has entered the room.
tblackburn104: seems like not much....
mazzymulligan: who is WTF zemyla???
naterobins: apparently these chats are not private, which is pretty disturbing. unless one of you invited wtf...
imperfectDel: weird
tblackburn104: i'm sure wtf is a big dbz fan
WTF Zemyla: No, I just came in here at random.
WTF Zemyla: And why would the chats be private?
UnkyBenny: hahahhhahha
naterobins: the real question is why _wouldn't_ they?
mazzymulligan: this is the Idaho Chapter of the Jar Jar Binks fan club.
WTF Zemyla: Oh, good. Then I'm in the right place.
imperfectDel: So Jar Jar walks into a bar....
mazzymulligan: heh
imperfectDel has left the room.
naterobins: okay, I'll start a new one. :-)
naterobins has left the room.
tblackburn104 has left the room.
mazzymulligan has left the room.
UnkyBenny has left the room.
UnkyBenny has entered the room.
UnkyBenny has left the room.
walkmanil has entered the room.
walkmanil has left the room.

So I scared everyone off! -----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare

Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards

by **pd Rydia** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:45 pm

Zem: That's awesome. :D

<ul>(14:35:29) Cho-man: Oh wise stalk of corn, where is it that I will find the frillest pinkest panties in the land?
(14:37:24) Dia McDia O'Diason: Have you checked your own ass?
(14:38:17) Cho-man: Indeed Corn Stalk of wisdom. Twice maybe Thrice but not once did I find the frillest pinkest panty there. There was A pink frilly panty but surely not the frilliest
(14:39:15) Dia McDia O'Diason: Hmmm...
(14:39:21) Dia McDia O'Diason: Ebay. Ebay is the answer.
(14:39:33) Dia McDia O'Diason: Ebay. Ebay. Ebay...
(14:40:34) Cho-man: ... It was repeated three times THIS MUST BE THE ANSWER!! I am filled with more engery then nessusary!!
(14:40:37) Cho-man: To EBAY!!
(14:42:16) Cho-man: *gives Corn some Pop as a offering of thanks*</ul>

<center>"We are just poor, wandering corn farmers..."

by **pd Rydia** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:57 pm

(19:53:04) PsychoWarden2002 entered the room.
(19:54:36) Greater Mike: My sexual orientation is straight INTO THE FOURTH DIMENSION.
(19:54:37) Cheesesteak: Well, quite a quiet little chat we've got going here.
(19:54:40) Cheesesteak: ...or not.
(19:54:42) Greater Mike: *wins*

<center>"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture

by **FlamingDeth** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:59 pm

...who is lesser Mike? 
<hr width="70%"><center>
This month's "Transformer of the Month" is Grimlock in a Santa hat! He's quite jolly.</center>

by **pd Rydia** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:31 pm

There is none, right now. None of the other Mikes are actually on my buddy list to have aliases.

Check that, Sorata is, but he's just aliased as "Sorata," because I can't think of anything better. :0

<center>"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture

by **FlamingDeth** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:42 pm

I am curious now. What am I aliased as? :(? 
<hr width="70%"><center>
This month's "Transformer of the Month" is Grimlock in a Santa hat! He's quite jolly.</center>

by **pd Rydia** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:46 pm

Depends on your account. :0

:3

Be funny in chat, and you might find out. :o~! Or be part of another transcript I post, and stuff.

And others need to post stuff in here, too. :(

<center>"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture

by **FlamingDeth** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:26 am

Pff. That requires me to be in the chat, and we all know how often that happens. 
<hr width="70%"><center>
This month's "Transformer of the Month" is Grimlock in a Santa hat! He's quite jolly.</center>

by **pd Rydia** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:00 pm

(15:46:50) Shansten: http://www.fantasydragon.net/shan/113_1357.jpg
(15:47:11) Keeper of the Corn: people!
(15:47:13) Shansten: That's my brother standing next to Huckleberry the donkey, and my mom.
(15:47:31) Keeper of the Corn: the mysterious "family"! :o
(15:47:35) Keeper of the Corn: ...and a donkey!
(15:47:51) Keeper of the Corn: in Madrid, someone was walking a donkey down one of the streets outside the Prado
(15:47:52) Shansten: Dude, there has to be a donkey.
(15:47:53) Keeper of the Corn: o_o

(15:47:56) Keeper of the Corn: there DOES
(15:48:01) Shansten: Or this wouldn't be a proper photo screening.
(15:48:03) Keeper of the Corn: that's what's wrong with this country
(15:48:09) Keeper of the Corn: not enough donkeys
(15:48:19) Shansten: That's a shame. ;_;
(15:48:25) Shansten: Maybe I could lend you some.
(15:48:36) Keeper of the Corn: Really? That'd be totally sweet!
(15:48:50) Shansten: But I don't think AIM Direct Connect supports donkey sending.
(15:48:54) Shansten: Stupid AIM.
(15:49:14) Keeper of the Corn: Hm, how much space would a donkey take up in my inbox?
(15:49:23) Keeper of the Corn: I mean, I have gmail and all, but a donkey is pretty big...
(15:49:47) Shansten: For you I pick small donkey!
(15:49:52) Shansten: Hah! Very small!
(15:50:38) Keeper of the Corn: ...did you just call me small? ;_;
(15:51:13) Shansten: I'm not sure how big it is. I can't check the properties on my donkey. : (
(15:51:18) Shansten: And no. ;.;

<center>"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture

by **Will Rennar** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:15 pm

Others may not find this all that amusing, but you have to bear in mind how disturbed my sense of humor is. (Important parts bolded for emphasis and boredom)

Brodzky Zero (7:57:51 PM): *Well I need help naming my new guitar.*
KnightsofSquare (7:57:57 PM): Name it YOUR MOM
DeathRaySpleen (7:58:40 PM): Zero: Name it Robot Fred.
Marshmallow DM (7:59:14 PM): Shaun: What happened to that other girl that used to host Fridays?
CGNakibe (7:59:30 PM): Zenga? They changed her out two weeks ago.
KnightsofSquare (7:59:31 PM): She was eaten
Will Rennar (7:59:35 PM): I rather like the name Henry Jimmrix for some reason. *FACEPLANT*
Brodzky Zero (7:59:59 PM): *Wilren is >DESTROYED<*
Marshmallow DM (8:00:07 PM): I thought they were just ADDING whats-her-face to the line up. Didn't know they were replacing her.
Will Rennar (8:00:23 PM): ...I'll be good. ;_; Will Rennar / Asura Calibre

The Rosetta Stone -- The Sketchpad -- Asura's Harem

by **Capntastic** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:00 am

fear THE MUFFIN: you know your connect four game?
Brodzky Zero: *Yeah.*
fear THE MUFFIN: do you want it? if not claire is going to throw it out
Brodzky Zero: *Go for it.*
fear THE MUFFIN: conect four!

by **Shiranai** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:07 am

*Totally loses that conversation where he was actually funny for a change*

It really happened! I swear! Get that midget away from me! <hr />

by **pd Rydia** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:43 am

<ul>(11:29:54) BrainWalkr: <html>?</html>
(11:29:59) pd Rydia: :o!
(11:30:05) pd Rydia: DON CAMILLO TAKES THE DEVIL BY THE TAIL....and soon the wise but irascible padre and Peppone, the bad-tempered Communist mayor, are once more engaged in a series of battles that are as lively as they are happily funny.In the midst of Peppone's problems, such as leading the local Reds and his running fight with our hero, word comes from Moscow that Stalin is to be posthumously liquidated. Needless to say, Don Camillo takes special pains to be able to enjoy Peppone's red-faced dliemma.Here is another Guareschi Chronicle full of warm humor and understanding of the vagaries of men who have quick tempers, vociferous tongues, raedy fists, and also a love of life--which even the "Devil's Party" occasionally feels is sacred.
(11:30:15) pd Rydia: the blurb from a book copyrighted in 1957
(11:30:27) BrainWalkr: <html>wtf?</html>
(11:30:37) pd Rydia: :D
(11:31:05) BrainWalkr: <html>That is surreal</html>
(11:31:24) pd Rydia: it sure is
(11:32:49) BrainWalkr: <html>Where'd you find that jazz, anyway?</html>
(12:58:21) pd Rydia: Granma/Granpa/Great Aunt Edna's house.</ul>
I have this book--copyright 1957. =D Needa read it one day.

<center>"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=pdrydia>pd]

at: 1/31/05 11:43

by **Zemyla** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:27 pm

WTF Zemyla: *uses a rocket launcher on them*
OnlineHost: WTF Zemyla rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
OnlineHost: ReakoSomner rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
ReakoSomner: *dodges rocket*
WTF Zemyla: *melts Reako's brain*
OnlineHost: WTF Zemyla rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: ReakoSomner rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
ReakoSomner: *deflects Zemyla's attempts*
WTF Zemyla: *goes up and kicks Reako in the crotch*
OnlineHost: WTF Zemyla rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
WTF Zemyla: (Crap!_)
OnlineHost: ReakoSomner rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
ReakoSomner: *grabs Zem's foot and tosses him forward*
OnlineHost: WTF Zemyla rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
WTF Zemyla: (You have to roll to throw me.)
OnlineHost: ReakoSomner rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
ReakoSomner: (ok I only stop your foot)
WTF Zemyla: *is not thrown, so crashes the Landale on Reako*
OnlineHost: WTF Zemyla rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
OnlineHost: ReakoSomner rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
ReakoSomner: *dodges*
AZNShadow77: ...Jeesus, Have one of you taken a hit yet?
WTF Zemyla: Nope.
ReakoSomner: Well I *could* actually attack him, like
OnlineHost: ReakoSomner rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
ReakoSomner: *throws a rock at Zem*
OnlineHost: WTF Zemyla rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
WTF Zemyla: *deflects the rock away*
ReakoSomner: Oh yeah?!
OnlineHost: ReakoSomner rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
ReakoSomner: *sits down*
ReakoSomner: beat that!
OnlineHost: WTF Zemyla rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
WTF Zemyla: *sits down better*
OnlineHost: ReakoSomner rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
ReakoSomner: *does something that involves a 7*
OnlineHost: WTF Zemyla rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
WTF Zemyla: *beats your 7 out of your hand*
ReakoSomner: No! My 7!
OnlineHost: ReakoSomner rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
ReakoSomner: *Attacks Zemyla with Mind Blast*
OnlineHost: WTF Zemyla rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
WTF Zemyla: *my mind is superior!*
ReakoSomner: What is this, DBZ?
WTF Zemyla: We totally have to post this.
OnlineHost: ReakoSomner rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
ReakoSomner: I totally fail at agreeing with you
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
A Rockin SN: SIX. -----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare

Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards

by **Will Rennar** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:07 pm

You are now in chat room â€œrpgwwchat.â€
ReakoSomner (6:05:01 PM): Hi Mr. Saturn
Will Rennar (6:05:15 PM): Hey everyb---what'd you say Reako? o_O
Will Rennar (6:05:22 PM): *doesn't know whether to be honored or insulted by that*
NebbieQ (6:06:07 PM): Hey, don't get your pants in a wad, Mr. Saturn.
Will Rennar (6:08:39 PM): ...Wait...Mr. Saturn doesn't wear pants..... OH DEAR GOD! I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HELL, AND MY ETERNAL TORMENT IS FOR EVERYTHING GOOD IN THE WORLD TO GO COMPLETELY AND HORRIBLY WRONG!! *runs away crying*

I've walked into the chat at odd moments, but that's definitely the oddest. Will Rennar / Asura Calibre

The Rosetta Stone -- The Sketchpad -- Asura's HaremEdited by: Will Rennar

at: 2/1/05 18:10

by **Jak Snide** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:42 pm

OMG THE SCATMAN: HAIL
Jak Snide: .....Gus?
OMG THE SCATMAN: No, it is I! Scatman John!
Jak Snide: Speaking to me from beyond the grave!?
OMG THE SCATMAN: I have returned from the grave wth a message of grave danger!
Jak Snide: ?!
OMG THE SCATMAN: Beware...
OMG THE SCATMAN: BEEEEWWWWAAAARRREEE
OMG THE SCATMAN: WOOOOOOOO
Jak Snide: But of what, oh mighty scatman?
OMG THE SCATMAN: Beware: For one day you will meet a foreigner, though ye be unaware of it.
OMG THE SCATMAN: This foreigner will be thine friend and ally, but he shall betray you!
OMG THE SCATMAN: For ye shall get fuxxored on Rum, and have buttsex.
OMG THE SCATMAN: Then Syphillis!
Jak Snide: Ohnoes! Not again!
OMG THE SCATMAN: SYPHILLLLLIISSSS!!!
OMG THE SCATMAN: WOOOOOOO!

by **pd Rydia** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:42 pm

Jak wins the thread. :(

<center>"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture

by **The Great Nevareh** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:40 pm

How did Scatman John know I was going to the United Kingdom? [---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"

by **Jak Snide** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:07 pm

Scatman John sees all and knows all.

And you can forget about that secret rendezvous. Git.

by **Justice Augustus** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:16 pm

[url=http://www.livejournal.com/users/dukebrit>Check] for the unedited version.

No man can be judged a failure if he has friends. - It's a Wonderful Life

by **Zemyla** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:35 pm

Holy shit, it's a Gus!

And don't worry, I wouldn't ban you for that. -----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare

Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards

by **pd Rydia** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:02 pm

(17:32:21) Ryuugami entered the room.
(17:32:33) Keeper of the Corn: HUWAH!
(17:35:06) KnightsofSquare entered the room.
(17:35:27) Greater Mike: Noooo! The winner of the trivia contest got crocowned! Now how will he pass on his knowledge?!
(17:36:07) Keeper of the Corn: :0?!
(17:37:37) Greater Mike: Pro tip: Before declaring that it's every man for himself, ensure that you are the man with the gun.
(17:42:06) Greater Mike: "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." That's one of the worst you're-about-to-die lines ever.
(17:42:14) Greater Mike: ...PFFT!!!!
(17:42:18) Greater Mike: CROC VS. HELICOPTER
(17:42:24) Greater Mike: Aw, man! This movie redeems itself!
(17:43:28) Keeper of the Corn: wtf
(17:43:32) Keeper of the Corn: are you watching bad movies again?
(17:44:16) Greater Mike: =<.<=;; ...no?
(17:44:43) Choark entered the room.
(17:44:49) Brian/2: Always.
(17:44:53) Greater Mike: *snerk*
(17:44:59) Greater Mike: "Light up my life mother-fucker!"
(17:45:05) Cho-man: Hello! =D
(17:45:06) Greater Mike: I'll have to remember that one
(17:45:24) Greater Mike: Ooo, ARSOWNED.
(17:45:37) Greater Mike: ...that's owned by arson.
(17:45:41) Greater Mike: Not owned by arses.
(17:45:47) Cho-man: Fire?
(17:45:54) WTF Zemyla: He's watching Crocodile 2.
(17:46:00) Greater Mike: DEATH SWAMP
(17:48:10) Greater Mike: And all of a sudden CROCOWNED? C'mon, twist ending! I know it's coming....
(17:48:22) DM of the SCV: *unlurks randomly and gives Cho a hug!* CONGRATS! *relurks*
(17:48:30) Cho-man: THANKYOU!!
(17:48:38) Cho-man: *hugs back and allows the relurkage*
(17:49:10) Greater Mike: Crocowned, but it was only a dream :(.
(17:49:32) Greater Mike: Bah. This was not a good bad movie.

<center>"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture

by **Uncle Pervy** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:53 pm

TheWaiChibiAngel: *Trom's here, too. :(*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *I scared her shitless in the car.*
SongstressEnlil: *Do tell!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *We were driving!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *I suddenly threw my hands up and yelled "TAKE THE WHEEL"*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *She yells "OH SHIT" and tries to take it.

From the back seat.*
SongstressEnlil: *HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!* ---------------------------

Your are not supposed to be reading this!

by **Jak Snide** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:25 pm

Utter. Fucking. Brilliance.

by **Zemyla** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:23 pm

WTF Zemyla: And as for the background...
WTF Zemyla: She was abandoned in the forest and raised by wolves in hardsuits! :D
FDeth: OH MY
FDeth: Approved! -----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare

Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards

by **pd Rydia** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:20 pm

(18:55:25) [insert Alaskan joke here]: "This article is about the diagram-creation software. For other meanings, see Dia (disambiguation).''

Dia is a general-purpose diagram creation software program, developed as part of the GNOME project.

It's conceived in a modular way with several shape packages for different needs: flowchart, network diagrams, circuit diagrams, etc.

Dia is designed to be much like the commercial Windows program 'Visio'. It can be used to draw many different kinds of diagrams. It currently has special objects to help draw entity relationship diagrams, UML diagrams, flowcharts, network diagrams, and simple circuits. It is also possible to add support for new shapes by writing simple XML files, using a subset of SVG to draw the shape.

It can load and save diagrams to a custom XML format (gzipped by default, to save space), can export diagrams to EPS or SVG formats and can print diagrams (including ones that span multiple pages)."
(18:55:44) [insert Alaskan joke here]: Did you kow that Trillian now has funky dictionary functions built into it now?
(18:55:59) Keeper of the Corn: It does? I see!
(18:56:26) [insert Alaskan joke here]: So now you know the definition of "Dia".
(18:59:53) Keeper of the Corn: In case I ever go through the stage of wondering who and what I am.
(19:00:30) [insert Alaskan joke here]: On that note, according to Trillian, "The Stage" is a weekly British newspaper!
(19:00:46) [insert Alaskan joke here]: And yeah, now you'll always and forever know that you're a digram creation program.
(19:00:53) [insert Alaskan joke here]: CREATE ME A DIAGRAM.
(19:01:02) Keeper of the Corn: OKAY
(19:02:27) Keeper of the Corn:
(__________________)
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(Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯)
(19:02:53) [insert Alaskan joke here]: Holy crap! That's a diagram if I ever saw one!
(19:03:00) [insert Alaskan joke here]: Which I haven't. SO IT ISN'T.
(19:03:40) Keeper of the Corn: but I'm a Dia, so it IS
(19:04:11) [insert Alaskan joke here]: Crap! That's right! Anything that you make is obviously a diagram!
(19:04:14) [insert Alaskan joke here]: *is defeated*
(19:04:47) Keeper of the Corn:
[carrot]____________[carrot]
_____._____________
(19:05:13) [insert Alaskan joke here]: My god, it's beautiful.
(19:07:21) Keeper of the Corn: You think so? I was thinking of titling it, "Ow, Fuck, Someone Stole My Eyes!"
(19:08:06) [insert Alaskan joke here]: That's code for something, right?
(19:09:04) Keeper of the Corn: Of course! It's part of the instruction manual the Diagram goes with.
(19:09:26) [insert Alaskan joke here]: That's what I get for throwing the thing away, I suppose.
(19:11:22) Keeper of the Corn: Really. All that hard work I put into it. ;_; It's like you don't care!
(19:11:53) [insert Alaskan joke here]: WHICH I DON'T!
(19:13:28) Keeper of the Corn:
_________________/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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||______--.....|Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯!
(___________|
(19:13:44) [insert Alaskan joke here]: It's like a diagram from hell itself!
(19:13:53) [insert Alaskan joke here]: It gnaws on my very soul!
(19:15:55) Keeper of the Corn: Suffer like my soul suffers. Â¡_Â¡

...okay, I'm done.
(19:16:11) [insert Alaskan joke here]: :D
(19:16:32) [insert Alaskan joke here]: I'd post that, but I have to find where the edit bar is for the new version of Trillian.
(19:17:02) Keeper of the Corn: I suppose I could!
(19:19:55) [insert Alaskan joke here]: Hooray!

<center>"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=pdrydia>pd]

at: 2/22/05 19:26

by **JasonAB17** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:40 pm

This is sort of long, but most of the conversation needs it's previous parts to make sense. The begining is actually kind of lame, BUT:

PapaTymisonn (8:29:18 PM): *commences throwing cottonballs*
Besyanteo (8:37:36 PM): *retalliates with saw dust!*
PapaTymisonn (8:38:09 PM): Pff! Pff! Gah, my eyes!
Besyanteo (8:38:21 PM): Heheheh.
PapaTymisonn (8:38:56 PM): You ... you... TAKE THIS! *tosses Crisco in Bes' eyes*
Besyanteo (8:39:24 PM): *mixes in sugar, producing oreo cream! ... no seriously, those are the only two ingredients in oreo cream.*
Besyanteo (8:39:36 PM): *pigs out and raises his cholesterol 30 points*
PapaTymisonn (8:40:58 PM): *Bes gains a Fat level! Girth goes up by 12%! Jigglyness goes up 4% Appetite points go up by 5! Fortitude points go up by 7!*
Besyanteo (8:41:14 PM): 6__6
Besyanteo (8:41:22 PM): o__o GET IN MAH BELLAY
PapaTymisonn (8:41:31 PM): o.o oh s@#$.
PapaTymisonn (8:41:38 PM): *runs!*
Besyanteo (8:41:40 PM): *grabs barbeque sauce*
Besyanteo (8:41:45 PM): *and chases!*
PapaTymisonn (8:42:19 PM): I'm telling you! Canadians taste horrible! And we're stringy!
PapaTymisonn (8:42:27 PM): Like bad ginger beef!
Besyanteo (8:44:07 PM): ... Ginger beef?
Besyanteo (8:44:09 PM): I don't get it!
Besyanteo (8:44:18 PM): ... wait, canadian.
Besyanteo (8:44:23 PM): ...
Besyanteo (8:44:28 PM): soylent green-scile!
Besyanteo (8:44:31 PM): sicle*
Besyanteo (8:44:34 PM): ... something*
PapaTymisonn (8:45:01 PM): Hey, the temperature was ten degrees above freezing today. I'm not a icepop for your enjoyment!
Besyanteo (8:45:20 PM): ... Aww.
Besyanteo (8:45:26 PM): Guess I'll have to go eat FD instead.
PapaTymisonn (8:45:34 PM): Please do.
Besyanteo (8:45:53 PM): Sure you want join me? I need a snack for the trip.
Besyanteo (8:45:57 PM): ... I mean,
Besyanteo (8:46:00 PM): travelling partner.
Besyanteo (8:46:01 PM): Yeah.
PapaTymisonn (8:46:30 PM): Sure. Just gimme a second. ... you're not allergic to anything, are you?
Besyanteo (8:46:46 PM): ...
Besyanteo (8:46:51 PM): Chocolate filling? =D
PapaTymisonn (8:47:31 PM): Nice try. *covers himself in cod liver oil, expired peanut butter and toe jam*
Besyanteo (8:47:48 PM): ... You're so not getting into my car.
PapaTymisonn (8:48:14 PM): *puts on a plastic suit* There. I'm wearing a "wrapper". Will that do, cannibal boy?
Besyanteo (8:48:24 PM): ... wait a minute.
Besyanteo (8:48:31 PM): PEanut butter doesn't expire. o_Ã³
Besyanteo (8:48:55 PM): It just gets stale, and smells nuttier.
PapaTymisonn (8:49:16 PM): Would you eat it?
Besyanteo (8:49:19 PM): ...
Besyanteo (8:49:20 PM): No.
PapaTymisonn (8:49:25 PM): There ya go.
Besyanteo (8:49:40 PM): I HAVE A SOLUTION THOUGH!
PapaTymisonn (8:49:49 PM): I'm listening?
Besyanteo (8:49:55 PM): *ties you to a tree and covers you in honey.*
PapaTymisonn (8:50:12 PM): ... sonova...
Besyanteo (8:50:13 PM): *Bees and ants soo take a liking to you. it's not a good thing*
PapaTymisonn (8:50:19 PM): ... I
Besyanteo (8:50:22 PM): soon*
PapaTymisonn (8:50:25 PM): 'M GONNA TELL DAVE YOU TRIED TO EAT ME!
Besyanteo (8:50:33 PM): ... Er.
Besyanteo (8:50:44 PM): He'll tell me no biscuit and slap my hand?
Besyanteo (8:51:00 PM): You have extra lives, right?
PapaTymisonn (8:51:40 PM): No, of course not. This isn't a video g-... uh oh...
Besyanteo (8:52:39 PM): *fat bes Sprite walks off!*
PapaTymisonn (8:53:28 PM): *a ghetto puppet vampire comes along, and drinks Bes dry*
PapaTymisonn (8:53:38 PM): *he obeyed his thirst* :P
Besyanteo (8:53:45 PM): x_x
Besyanteo (8:53:51 PM): *respawns by Cha!*
Besyanteo (8:54:00 PM): ... <_< I seem to have a problem.
PapaTymisonn (8:54:48 PM): ... hey, how'd you get extra lives?
Besyanteo (8:55:11 PM): bonus stage. <.<
PapaTymisonn (8:55:18 PM): ... oh really?
PapaTymisonn (8:55:32 PM): *hits select, a black screen with Bes and Cha pops up*
Besyanteo (8:55:41 PM): o_O
PapaTymisonn (8:55:44 PM): *starts hitting the R button* :-D
Besyanteo (8:56:08 PM): ... this is not familiar?
PapaTymisonn (8:56:26 PM): Go play Super Mario World with someone sometime.
PapaTymisonn (8:57:10 PM): *splits the lives with Bes*
Besyanteo (8:57:29 PM): .... oh crap, I remmeber that now.
PapaTymisonn (8:58:55 PM): Yeah. *killed by ants, respawns* Rock!
Besyanteo (8:59:27 PM): Hm.
Besyanteo (8:59:34 PM): I have an idea!
Besyanteo (8:59:43 PM): *lurks, like luigi on MArio's turn*
PapaTymisonn (9:00:34 PM): ... O
PapaTymisonn (9:00:36 PM): I'm worried.
PapaTymisonn (9:01:18 PM): *goes forth, kills goombas, jumps through the big tape*
PapaTymisonn (9:02:56 PM): ... your turn.
PapaTymisonn (9:03:13 PM): Oh, and btw... Bowser's all yours.
PapaTymisonn (9:03:17 PM): *the castle looms...*
Besyanteo (9:03:43 PM): *gibs bowser with super fat jump*
Besyanteo (9:03:54 PM): *gets the princess and makers her clean his house forever*
Besyanteo (9:04:00 PM): *Cha gets no nookie*
PapaTymisonn (9:04:37 PM): ... are you kidding? You think I can't impress and get with a gay man's MAID?
Besyanteo (9:04:53 PM): <.<
PapaTymisonn (9:04:54 PM): You sir, have no insight into the female psyche.
Besyanteo (9:04:59 PM): Chastity belt yo.
Besyanteo (9:05:06 PM): She can't unless I say so.
Besyanteo (9:05:32 PM): or unless you cut her legs off
PapaTymisonn (9:05:33 PM): ... *whangs Bes with a metal file*.
Besyanteo (9:06:03 PM): *whanged! Cha now has about 7 hours work ahead of him! Damn steel!*
PapaTymisonn (9:06:21 PM): It's worth it. Peach is hot enough.
Besyanteo (9:06:37 PM): Can you avoid Mario for 7 hours? o.o
Besyanteo (9:06:48 PM): if so, keen
Besyanteo (9:07:07 PM): just remember he's been known to traverse his world in about 11 minutes. :O
PapaTymisonn (9:07:21 PM): If he's small, he dies with one hit. If he's big, he dies in two. With any powerup, three.
PapaTymisonn (9:07:24 PM): I'll be fine.
Besyanteo (9:07:36 PM): Kay. o.o ... uhm.
Besyanteo (9:07:52 PM): ... nah, not gonna bother. >.>
PapaTymisonn (9:09:00 PM): *seven hours later.... ka chink!*
PapaTymisonn (9:09:22 PM): *anna litto bitta how's yo' fava* ^_^
Besyanteo (9:10:48 PM): *HOLY GOD. Who knew soo much bush could grow under steel panties?! It's like Scary Movie!*
Besyanteo (9:11:11 PM): Do you hate me yet?
PapaTymisonn (9:11:33 PM): *bzzzzzzzzzz...* You're not an enemy. You're a challenge. ^_^
Besyanteo (9:11:49 PM): *rolls for ebil*
Besyanteo (9:12:24 PM): *Cha's lucky and everything seems to be in order, while a series of sound proof walls fall into place*
PapaTymisonn (9:13:21 PM): :-D
PapaTymisonn (9:14:57 PM): Let's see you do that with *insert name of Jason's fantasy man*...
Besyanteo (9:15:51 PM): <_<
PapaTymisonn (9:16:11 PM): Well? I'm listening.
PapaTymisonn (9:16:16 PM): And saying Dave is a copout.
Besyanteo (9:16:53 PM): <_<
PapaTymisonn (9:25:11 PM): ... Jason...
Besyanteo (9:25:54 PM): <_<
Besyanteo (9:26:24 PM): I see dead people.
PapaTymisonn (9:27:09 PM): ... wait, Bruce Willis or Hayley Joel Osment? o.O
Besyanteo (9:27:27 PM): No no.
Besyanteo (9:27:39 PM): There's totally a dead guy.
Besyanteo (9:27:55 PM): And I'm sure he's going to find you at night,
Besyanteo (9:28:09 PM): and make Peach's face look like Bea Arthur whenever you look at it
PapaTymisonn (9:28:33 PM): ... Spawn?
Besyanteo (9:28:51 PM): ... What?
Besyanteo (9:29:07 PM): Spawn makes people look like old retired female actresses?
PapaTymisonn (9:30:42 PM): He could, with those nasty spikes and such...
Besyanteo (9:31:36 PM): Hmmmm.
Besyanteo (9:32:20 PM): Freddy Krueger.
Besyanteo (9:32:22 PM): HAWTT.
PapaTymisonn (9:32:45 PM): I see. And Robert Englund's cute, too!
Besyanteo (9:32:50 PM): Who?
PapaTymisonn (9:33:02 PM): ... the guy who PLAYS Krueger?
Besyanteo (9:33:07 PM): Meh, forget him.
Besyanteo (9:33:13 PM): DESTRYO ME BABY. ALL NIGHT LONG.
Besyanteo (9:33:29 PM): *grabs leather, whips and spikes*
PapaTymisonn (9:34:06 PM): And in breaking news, Worf's played by Michael Dorn, The Beast is played by Ron Perlman, and latex makeup is en vogue! :P
Besyanteo (9:34:35 PM): Meh. Not important.
Besyanteo (9:35:01 PM): BEsides, none of them can measure up to those glinting nails on his fingers...
Besyanteo (9:35:05 PM): *licks his lips*
PapaTymisonn (9:35:18 PM): ... no really, are you serious?
Besyanteo (9:35:26 PM): Totally. ^__^
PapaTymisonn (9:35:36 PM): ... weird.
Besyanteo (9:35:52 PM): Mmmm... Oh damn I'm horny now.
Besyanteo (9:36:01 PM): I htink I gotta work this out here.
PapaTymisonn (9:36:16 PM): I thought it'd be someone a little more... conventional, but it's all a revelation into the mind of Jason.
PapaTymisonn (9:36:26 PM): DONE!
Besyanteo (9:36:33 PM): Says the many who loved the pixels!
Besyanteo (9:36:41 PM): Also: Done?
PapaTymisonn (9:37:06 PM): Ep 2 of Full Metal Alchemist.
Besyanteo (9:37:29 PM): Ah. ... More metal appendages. <__< ... Lil young though.
Besyanteo (9:37:43 PM): .... That does it. I have to go AFK now or I'll explode.
Besyanteo (9:41:19 PM): Ahhh... that feels better.
Besyanteo (9:41:32 PM): Also:
Besyanteo (9:41:59 PM): I need to ask your permission to post this, because that entire thign was a load of crock, and you totally feel for it.
PapaTymisonn (9:42:21 PM): ... you're one damn good actor. Go ahead.
Besyanteo (9:42:29 PM): Hahahah. Right

Edit: Freddy was entirely inspired by Mike, who asked to be noted here.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=jasonab17>JasonAB17</A]

at: 2/26/05 21:41

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