This is sort of long, but most of the conversation needs it's previous parts to make sense. The begining is actually kind of lame, BUT:
PapaTymisonn (8:29:18 PM): *commences throwing cottonballs*
Besyanteo (8:37:36 PM): *retalliates with saw dust!*
PapaTymisonn (8:38:09 PM): Pff! Pff! Gah, my eyes!
Besyanteo (8:38:21 PM): Heheheh.
PapaTymisonn (8:38:56 PM): You ... you... TAKE THIS! *tosses Crisco in Bes' eyes*
Besyanteo (8:39:24 PM): *mixes in sugar, producing oreo cream! ... no seriously, those are the only two ingredients in oreo cream.*
Besyanteo (8:39:36 PM): *pigs out and raises his cholesterol 30 points*
PapaTymisonn (8:40:58 PM): *Bes gains a Fat level! Girth goes up by 12%! Jigglyness goes up 4% Appetite points go up by 5! Fortitude points go up by 7!*
Besyanteo (8:41:14 PM): 6__6
Besyanteo (8:41:22 PM): o__o GET IN MAH BELLAY
PapaTymisonn (8:41:31 PM): o.o oh s@#$.
PapaTymisonn (8:41:38 PM): *runs!*
Besyanteo (8:41:40 PM): *grabs barbeque sauce*
Besyanteo (8:41:45 PM): *and chases!*
PapaTymisonn (8:42:19 PM): I'm telling you! Canadians taste horrible! And we're stringy!
PapaTymisonn (8:42:27 PM): Like bad ginger beef!
Besyanteo (8:44:07 PM): ... Ginger beef?
Besyanteo (8:44:09 PM): I don't get it!
Besyanteo (8:44:18 PM): ... wait, canadian.
Besyanteo (8:44:23 PM): ...
Besyanteo (8:44:28 PM): soylent green-scile!
Besyanteo (8:44:31 PM): sicle*
Besyanteo (8:44:34 PM): ... something*
PapaTymisonn (8:45:01 PM): Hey, the temperature was ten degrees above freezing today. I'm not a icepop for your enjoyment!
Besyanteo (8:45:20 PM): ... Aww.
Besyanteo (8:45:26 PM): Guess I'll have to go eat FD instead.
PapaTymisonn (8:45:34 PM): Please do.
Besyanteo (8:45:53 PM): Sure you want join me? I need a snack for the trip.
Besyanteo (8:45:57 PM): ... I mean,
Besyanteo (8:46:00 PM): travelling partner.
Besyanteo (8:46:01 PM): Yeah.
PapaTymisonn (8:46:30 PM): Sure. Just gimme a second. ... you're not allergic to anything, are you?
Besyanteo (8:46:46 PM): ...
Besyanteo (8:46:51 PM): Chocolate filling? =D
PapaTymisonn (8:47:31 PM): Nice try. *covers himself in cod liver oil, expired peanut butter and toe jam*
Besyanteo (8:47:48 PM): ... You're so not getting into my car.
PapaTymisonn (8:48:14 PM): *puts on a plastic suit* There. I'm wearing a "wrapper". Will that do, cannibal boy?
Besyanteo (8:48:24 PM): ... wait a minute.
Besyanteo (8:48:31 PM): PEanut butter doesn't expire. o_ó
Besyanteo (8:48:55 PM): It just gets stale, and smells nuttier.
PapaTymisonn (8:49:16 PM): Would you eat it?
Besyanteo (8:49:19 PM): ...
Besyanteo (8:49:20 PM): No.
PapaTymisonn (8:49:25 PM): There ya go.
Besyanteo (8:49:40 PM): I HAVE A SOLUTION THOUGH!
PapaTymisonn (8:49:49 PM): I'm listening?
Besyanteo (8:49:55 PM): *ties you to a tree and covers you in honey.*
PapaTymisonn (8:50:12 PM): ... sonova...
Besyanteo (8:50:13 PM): *Bees and ants soo take a liking to you. it's not a good thing*
PapaTymisonn (8:50:19 PM): ... I
Besyanteo (8:50:22 PM): soon*
PapaTymisonn (8:50:25 PM): 'M GONNA TELL DAVE YOU TRIED TO EAT ME!
Besyanteo (8:50:33 PM): ... Er.
Besyanteo (8:50:44 PM): He'll tell me no biscuit and slap my hand?
Besyanteo (8:51:00 PM): You have extra lives, right?
PapaTymisonn (8:51:40 PM): No, of course not. This isn't a video g-... uh oh...
Besyanteo (8:52:39 PM): *fat bes Sprite walks off!*
PapaTymisonn (8:53:28 PM): *a ghetto puppet vampire comes along, and drinks Bes dry*
PapaTymisonn (8:53:38 PM): *he obeyed his thirst* :P
Besyanteo (8:53:45 PM): x_x
Besyanteo (8:53:51 PM): *respawns by Cha!*
Besyanteo (8:54:00 PM): ... <_< I seem to have a problem.
PapaTymisonn (8:54:48 PM): ... hey, how'd you get extra lives?
Besyanteo (8:55:11 PM): bonus stage. <.<
PapaTymisonn (8:55:18 PM): ... oh really?
PapaTymisonn (8:55:32 PM): *hits select, a black screen with Bes and Cha pops up*
Besyanteo (8:55:41 PM): o_O
PapaTymisonn (8:55:44 PM): *starts hitting the R button* :-D
Besyanteo (8:56:08 PM): ... this is not familiar?
PapaTymisonn (8:56:26 PM): Go play Super Mario World with someone sometime.
PapaTymisonn (8:57:10 PM): *splits the lives with Bes*
Besyanteo (8:57:29 PM): .... oh crap, I remmeber that now.
PapaTymisonn (8:58:55 PM): Yeah. *killed by ants, respawns* Rock!
Besyanteo (8:59:27 PM): Hm.
Besyanteo (8:59:34 PM): I have an idea!
Besyanteo (8:59:43 PM): *lurks, like luigi on MArio's turn*
PapaTymisonn (9:00:34 PM): ... O
PapaTymisonn (9:00:36 PM): I'm worried.
PapaTymisonn (9:01:18 PM): *goes forth, kills goombas, jumps through the big tape*
PapaTymisonn (9:02:56 PM): ... your turn.
PapaTymisonn (9:03:13 PM): Oh, and btw... Bowser's all yours.
PapaTymisonn (9:03:17 PM): *the castle looms...*
Besyanteo (9:03:43 PM): *gibs bowser with super fat jump*
Besyanteo (9:03:54 PM): *gets the princess and makers her clean his house forever*
Besyanteo (9:04:00 PM): *Cha gets no nookie*
PapaTymisonn (9:04:37 PM): ... are you kidding? You think I can't impress and get with a gay man's MAID?
Besyanteo (9:04:53 PM): <.<
PapaTymisonn (9:04:54 PM): You sir, have no insight into the female psyche.
Besyanteo (9:04:59 PM): Chastity belt yo.
Besyanteo (9:05:06 PM): She can't unless I say so.
Besyanteo (9:05:32 PM): or unless you cut her legs off
PapaTymisonn (9:05:33 PM): ... *whangs Bes with a metal file*.
Besyanteo (9:06:03 PM): *whanged! Cha now has about 7 hours work ahead of him! Damn steel!*
PapaTymisonn (9:06:21 PM): It's worth it. Peach is hot enough.
Besyanteo (9:06:37 PM): Can you avoid Mario for 7 hours? o.o
Besyanteo (9:06:48 PM): if so, keen
Besyanteo (9:07:07 PM): just remember he's been known to traverse his world in about 11 minutes. :O
PapaTymisonn (9:07:21 PM): If he's small, he dies with one hit. If he's big, he dies in two. With any powerup, three.
PapaTymisonn (9:07:24 PM): I'll be fine.
Besyanteo (9:07:36 PM): Kay. o.o ... uhm.
Besyanteo (9:07:52 PM): ... nah, not gonna bother. >.>
PapaTymisonn (9:09:00 PM): *seven hours later.... ka chink!*
PapaTymisonn (9:09:22 PM): *anna litto bitta how's yo' fava* ^_^
Besyanteo (9:10:48 PM): *HOLY GOD. Who knew soo much bush could grow under steel panties?! It's like Scary Movie!*
Besyanteo (9:11:11 PM): Do you hate me yet?
PapaTymisonn (9:11:33 PM): *bzzzzzzzzzz...* You're not an enemy. You're a challenge. ^_^
Besyanteo (9:11:49 PM): *rolls for ebil*
Besyanteo (9:12:24 PM): *Cha's lucky and everything seems to be in order, while a series of sound proof walls fall into place*
PapaTymisonn (9:13:21 PM): :-D
PapaTymisonn (9:14:57 PM): Let's see you do that with *insert name of Jason's fantasy man*...
Besyanteo (9:15:51 PM): <_<
PapaTymisonn (9:16:11 PM): Well? I'm listening.
PapaTymisonn (9:16:16 PM): And saying Dave is a copout.
Besyanteo (9:16:53 PM): <_<
PapaTymisonn (9:25:11 PM): ... Jason...
Besyanteo (9:25:54 PM): <_<
Besyanteo (9:26:24 PM): I see dead people.
PapaTymisonn (9:27:09 PM): ... wait, Bruce Willis or Hayley Joel Osment? o.O
Besyanteo (9:27:27 PM): No no.
Besyanteo (9:27:39 PM): There's totally a dead guy.
Besyanteo (9:27:55 PM): And I'm sure he's going to find you at night,
Besyanteo (9:28:09 PM): and make Peach's face look like Bea Arthur whenever you look at it
PapaTymisonn (9:28:33 PM): ... Spawn?
Besyanteo (9:28:51 PM): ... What?
Besyanteo (9:29:07 PM): Spawn makes people look like old retired female actresses?
PapaTymisonn (9:30:42 PM): He could, with those nasty spikes and such...
Besyanteo (9:31:36 PM): Hmmmm.
Besyanteo (9:32:20 PM): Freddy Krueger.
Besyanteo (9:32:22 PM): HAWTT.
PapaTymisonn (9:32:45 PM): I see. And Robert Englund's cute, too!
Besyanteo (9:32:50 PM): Who?
PapaTymisonn (9:33:02 PM): ... the guy who PLAYS Krueger?
Besyanteo (9:33:07 PM): Meh, forget him.
Besyanteo (9:33:13 PM): DESTRYO ME BABY. ALL NIGHT LONG.
Besyanteo (9:33:29 PM): *grabs leather, whips and spikes*
PapaTymisonn (9:34:06 PM): And in breaking news, Worf's played by Michael Dorn, The Beast is played by Ron Perlman, and latex makeup is en vogue! :P
Besyanteo (9:34:35 PM): Meh. Not important.
Besyanteo (9:35:01 PM): BEsides, none of them can measure up to those glinting nails on his fingers...
Besyanteo (9:35:05 PM): *licks his lips*
PapaTymisonn (9:35:18 PM): ... no really, are you serious?
Besyanteo (9:35:26 PM): Totally. ^__^
PapaTymisonn (9:35:36 PM): ... weird.
Besyanteo (9:35:52 PM): Mmmm... Oh damn I'm horny now.
Besyanteo (9:36:01 PM): I htink I gotta work this out here.
PapaTymisonn (9:36:16 PM): I thought it'd be someone a little more... conventional, but it's all a revelation into the mind of Jason.
PapaTymisonn (9:36:26 PM): DONE!
Besyanteo (9:36:33 PM): Says the many who loved the pixels!
Besyanteo (9:36:41 PM): Also: Done?
PapaTymisonn (9:37:06 PM): Ep 2 of Full Metal Alchemist.
Besyanteo (9:37:29 PM): Ah. ... More metal appendages. <__< ... Lil young though.
Besyanteo (9:37:43 PM): .... That does it. I have to go AFK now or I'll explode.
Besyanteo (9:41:19 PM): Ahhh... that feels better.
Besyanteo (9:41:32 PM): Also:
Besyanteo (9:41:59 PM): I need to ask your permission to post this, because that entire thign was a load of crock, and you totally feel for it.
PapaTymisonn (9:42:21 PM): ... you're one damn good actor. Go ahead.
Besyanteo (9:42:29 PM): Hahahah. Right
Edit: Freddy was entirely inspired by Mike, who asked to be noted here.
Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=jasonab17>JasonAB17</A] at: 2/26/05 21:41