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by **Choark** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:29 am

Your comedic value skyrockets, for yourself and yourself only. But hey you think ya brilliant.

<span style="color:blue;">I wish for that thing to happen, in that place, to that guy, you know that guy, could be a girl, not too sure, but anyway, totally. Thats what I wish for.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **Justice Augustus** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:44 am

Archmage Brian now has genetal warts.

I wish for the ability to know exactly what Mel Gibson is thinking.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

by **Choark** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:54 am

You're very thoughts become exactly the same as Mel Gibson. Any and all traces of your personality and memories are completely wiped out and Mel now has two bodies under his control. Soon, the world will fall to his power...

<span style="color:blue;">I wish I was the best at whatever I want to do.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **Justice Augustus** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:43 am

As your desire is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do which is to be the best at what you want to do YOU EXPLODE

I wish to be able to enforce my will upon others.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=suicidalsprite>Suicidal] at: 12/3/06 2:44

by **Besyanteo** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:47 am

You can enforce your will upon others, but those others only seem to be a small colony of head lice on Robin Williams' arms. Yes, his arms.

I wish to have this wish editted by Zero, so I won't feel left out.

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by **Capntastic** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:52 pm

POOF

I wish for a lifetime supply of tasty bread.

by **ikozaedro** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:25 pm

you get a life supply of the most tasty bread ever! nothing seems to be wrong with it, so you start eating.
sadly, with time, you grow tired of it and you find yourself hating bread for the rest of your life.

i wish to be the best dancer EVER. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
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"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **KingOfDoma** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:28 am

You end up on Dancing with the Stars.

I wish I was the world's greatest lover! <p><hr />
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by **Choark** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:28 am

You can turn on planets everywhere, and make sweet love to the ground!

<span style="color:blue;">I wish to be a defender of Love and Justice, with a cool red scarf that flows in the wind even when there isn't any, and to fight using crazy dance disco moves.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **Reako Somner** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:38 am

You become a very successful superhero with the disco moves and flowing scarf you desire, but can never have a successful love life as villains keep kidnapping your fiance, and you cannot reveal to her who you really are.

I wish I could go on a really badass adventure to save the world. You know, a successful one, big battles and cool comrades by my side. Then afterwards, retire in a nice location somewhere with all that currency we built up from random encounters.

by **KingOfDoma** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:22 pm

A response to Cho's AND Reako's!

Cho: Clover Studios gets closed down.

Reako: You die seconds before the sequel comes out.

I wish every dear departed oldbie would return for awesome RP! <p><hr />
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by **Choark** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:34 pm

They did, you weren't invited. =D

<span style="color:blue;">I wish for a Cherry Coke bottle that never runs out of frsh cool cherry coke, and only I can drink from it.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **ikozaedro** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:27 pm

since you claim to have a cherry coke that never runs out, but conveniently only you can drink from it, so you're sent to a mental asylum, naturally.

i wish i had the fire ring from captain planet and the planeteers. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
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"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **KingOfDoma** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:46 pm

You are now a MEMBER of the Planeteers.

I wish my deodorant was self-refreshing. <p><hr />
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by **Spleen** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:09 am

Okay, no matter what, that deodorant will always stay fresh. Well, as fresh as deodorant can be when the scent on the stick is "Choark Splash".

I wish Glu hadn't stolen my idea to ask for Wheeler's ring. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **ikozaedro** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:38 am

BAMF! and so, i did not steal your idea, but instead of me not asking for the fire ring, it made YOU wish for the heart ring.
Enjoy the useless ring!

i wish for my very own pet robot, not a robot pet, PET ROBOT. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **Ganonfro** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:21 am

Batteries weren't included

I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO SLEEP, WITHOUT ANY NEGATIVE HEALTH RELATED PROBLEMS, PHYSICAL OR MENTAL.

by **KingOfDoma** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:28 am

Boredom-induced suicide doesn't count as a mental health problem, right?

I wish I had a burger joint in walking distance of my home. <p><hr />
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by **PriamNevhausten** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:34 am

All 'joint' related puns aside, you now have a burger joint in front of your house! You die three weeks later of grease overdose.

I wish I could think up a good wish for this thread. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

by **LadyDragonClawsEDW** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:16 pm

You think of the most amazing, stupendous wish in existence! However, due to the nature of this thread, the next person to post finds a way to pervert the outcome of the wish until it is actually quite detrimental.

I wish I had a giant robot I could go and defeat evil space aliens with that I could control by rocking out on an electric guitar.

by **Choark** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:08 pm

You get the robot but you can't play an electric guitar.

<span style="color:blue;">I wish I was a Junker.</span><span style="font-size:xx-small;">*</span>

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">*Old game reference.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **Spleen** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:54 pm

You become a Junker, and are thus trapped in whatever game it is they come from. You have brief stints of awareness when someone is playing the game, but find yourself unable to control your body outside the parameters of the game's programming.

I wish I knew how to do karate. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **Choark** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:14 pm

In return for your legs and arms, you now know Karate.

<span style="color:blue;">I wish for Seed from FF8 to do a musical number in the next Kindom Hearts game, with dancing and singing.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **ikozaedro** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:21 pm

DO-RE-MI!!! a musical you get, sadly it sucks, and is a cutscene.....which can't be skipped.

i wish for more cute good witches on the media, as opossed to the racist "evil and ugly" stereotype! <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
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"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **Spleen** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:10 pm

You get your wish, in the form of an infinitely-long marathon of the worst episodes of Sabrina the Teenage Witch ever run; it will be played on all television channels until the end of time.

I wish my dad worked on D&D research and development for Wizards of the Coast, rather than as a boring psychologist. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **Endesu** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:04 am

Your dad becomes world-renowned for his work in D&D.

But!

As a natural rule, you become so embarrassed by the fact that a parent was involved in one of your hobbies, that you find yourself unable to play D&D any longer.

I wish Cave Story 2 would come out. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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by **KingOfDoma** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:20 am

It's produced by the same team who made the "That's So Raven" series of games.

I wish I lived in sunny California. <p><hr />
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by **Endesu** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:27 am

You move to California. At that exact moment, it breaks off from the continent and sinks into the waters. You drown.

I wish that the Sonic game on the Wii is actually good. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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by **Justice Augustus** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:34 am

The Sonic game for the Wii is cancelled and instead you are given a Sega Genesis with Sonic the Hedgehog.

I wish to be able to shapeshift.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

by **Nakibe** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:32 am

Form of... A bucket of water!

Now, it would kind of help if you weren't stuck...

I wish I could make the best pies in the universe! <p><span style="font-size:small;"><hr />
Currently idolizing - Roger Bacon, Shadow Hearts
Likes : Forbidden magics, Determined people, His teacher
Dislikes : Stupid people, Church officials, People that prey on the weak
Method of Destroying the World : Feh. God can do it for me. >:{
Becomes Super Powerful When : ... well F***. When ISN'T he?</span>

"Lunatic? The sages of EVERY age were called that! Let HISTORY decide whether my actions were good or bad. For now, we must forge ahead!"</p>

by **Ganonfro** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:12 am

Sadly, it was an alternate universe. Here you totally suck

I wish I could levitate at will and be fully under my control.

by **Capntastic** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:18 am

Your max elevation is one nanometer on a good day, and no one notices.

I wish for a magic guitar.

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by **Justice Augustus** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:55 am

The guitar eats you.

I wish to star in my own tv show.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

by **Choark** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:15 am

Congratulations! Your murder was so unusally sick, twisted and ghasty that they made an entire 6 epsiode TV series over it, and a channel 4 movie. Your corpse, or the parts of it they could show, became one of the most famous and publised corpses in human history.

<span style="color:blue;">I wish to be able to make all the computer game ideas in my head, as perfectly as I imagine them.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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by **ikozaedro** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:24 pm

bamf! you do, sadly, while playing you notice that your ideas were not as good as you thought.

I wish Megas XLR got another season. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
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"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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by **Endesu** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:06 pm

No one knows about it, no one watches it, and it gets taken off the air again.

I wish I really did have the power to absorb people.

by **E Mouse** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:05 pm

Sex becomes very troublesome.

I wish I could have a cuddleable pet in my dorm, rather than that "submerged only" rule. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Ganonfro** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:56 pm

The brilliant idea comes into your mind, to give a kitten a scuba tank to adhere to the rule... but it dies of hypothermia.

I wish work places didn't require a mandatory hair length for men, when women are just required to put their hair up.

by **Capntastic** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:57 am

They require you to be bald.

I wish I had a penpal from a fictional location.

by **ikozaedro** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:27 pm

sadly, your local post office does not deliver to "candyland".

i wish for one of those cars that turn into a boat. <p><div style="text-align:center">

my deviant art thingy!
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"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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