so are you up for!!!

[ikozaedro]

..some stupid forum game?

how often we have these anyway?

it's called "the corrupt wish game" i post a wish, next poster describes an scenario granting it adding an ironic, monkeypaw-ish evil twist, then makes a wish and the cycle of life goes on.

if you guys are not up to it, then let's fling random yalogank at each others, as usual.

"i wish cartoon physics applied to real life"

-edited: stupid similar words.

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[Besyanteo]

I have to assume you meant "Physics".

Glu Glu finds that while he's walking down the street, a disgruntled stranger drops a portable hole out of a supply truck he's unloading, which he falls into!

After falling for some time, Glu realizes, to his horror, he's fallen through Cartoons and into modern art, where he endures a very nonsequitar version of hell.




Also:

"I wish I owned a webcam." <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[ikozaedro]

(yes,funny fact, in my mind, Psychics and Physics sound the exactly the same!)

And so, a webcam you got, ever since, you got this unconfatably watched, as the time went by, you became a sad, paranoid shadow of what you used to be.

"i wish i had a dollar" <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

[KingOfDoma]

It turns out to be a Canadian dollar.

"I wish I had a faster internet connection" <p><hr />
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[Capntastic]

And POOF, Charles could now fling himself to the far corners of the internet instantaneously; but this led him to pirate large amounts of software and media. This resulted in him not being sued, actually, but instead his hard-drive become so filled with datums that it overloaded and the spinning metal plate shattered and tore through its encasement, causing a fragment of the gleaming thing lodged itself in his face, ensuring a painfully sudden untimely demise.

"I wish I had motivation and gumption to achieve my dreams!"

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[Zemyla]

You have motivation and gumption plenty. But you don't have any ability.

I wish the other corrupt wish game would restart. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
</span>

Adventurers! | RPG World World | d20 Optimization Boards</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

It comes back, but its major proponents are Vir and SD in a heated debate.

I wish I could figure out why these two computers won't network with eachother. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Shinigori V2]

And thus did Priam find out he's got cancer.


I wish I knew what the fuck was going on. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

[Spleen]

You find out what the fuck's going on, everywhere in the universe. All the sensory input you could get, you do get, and you are driven instantly insane by the experience.

"I wish I could get the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me." <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[NamagomiMk0]

And then she does, but it's only a facade so she can get a divorce settlement and all that. And she refuses to have sex. Ever.

"I wish that I could win the lottery, get the hell out of the house, live on campus, and maybe actually be able to do something for once." <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

[Choark]

And so one Miss J. Fracais fell in love with Spleen, who died and was buried in 1785 in Italy, for she is the most beautiful woman IN the world, having a rather fetching funeral dress and was pretty damn well preserved as well.

Edit:
<span style="color:blue;">I wish I hit the reply button faster</span>

Edit for Nama's benefit:
The life outside of your house, on campus, with all that money ended up being worse then you ever expected and you slowly gave up all willpower to live. In the end your special skill was putting on stamps on letter espically well. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=choark>Choark</A]&nbsp; at: 11/28/06 18:31

[FF Fanatic 80]

Cho loses for not putting a friggin wish =[

Also: I wish I had a kitteh. v_v

[Choark]

FFFan loses for not actually reading the wish:
<span style="color:blue;">I wish I hit the reply button faster</span>

The Kitten FFFan gets holds a deadly virus that eventually kills everyone in a 5 mile radias to it... through melting of the bones. Ooooooh

<span style="color:blue;">I wish everyone hugged more</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[PriamNevhausten]

I wish someone other than Shini had replied so I could get a good goddamned answer. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Battle Accountant]

The other computer finally connects to your network, but in a glitch, erases all of your porn and injects your hard-drive with a virus that immediately deletes any newly downloaded porn.

I wish my boobs were smaller.

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[KingOfDoma]

Yaniv turns out to be FAR more shallow than initially perceived. (It's a joke, don't kill me.)

"I wish I had more wishes." <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Archmage144]

You acquire an infinite number of wishes, but no matter what you wish for, you always get some perverse outcome. For example, if you wished to be sexy, you would turn into Paris Hilton, or if you wished for a new car, it would fall from the sky onto your house from a height of ten thousand feet. Kind of like this game!

"I wish I had a computer that could run Half-Life 2 without crashing." <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

RPGWW Wiki!</div></p>

[Capntastic]

But it only runs at some horrible aspect ratio that makes it impossible to play.

"I wish I were magically a good computer programmer!"

[PriamNevhausten]

You spend the rest of your days debugging code.

I wish I were an Oscar-Meyer weiner. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[FlamingDeth]

Grats, you're no longer a sentient life form.

I wish to rock and roll all night, and party every day. <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
Dance Commander, we love you!</p>

[Besyanteo]

You rock and roll all night and all day. You eventually die of combined exhaustion, starvation, and exposure. However, you become a teen idol and martyr! So it's not all bad.



I wish I could legally ply my five year old nephew with tranquilizers. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[ikozaedro]

and it's done! the action of doing so was legal, however, the tranquilizers you used were not. but not everything is lost, you became the friend of a big, burly, stinky man in prision.
REALLY CLOSE friend.


i wish for superpowers, cuz im that unoriginal. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

You are now Aquaman!

I wish for world peace. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Idran1701]

Everyone on Earth dies.

I wish that this wish weren't granted.

(Also, what's wrong with being Aquaman? I'd take being King of all Atlantis any day.) <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
</p>

[Capntastic]

POOF


I wish I had a good lunch.

[Choark]

Some two years ago, you had a good lunch.

<span style="color:blue;">I wish I owned all the gold in the world.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Idran1701]

You are given ownership of all gold, and then transported in the world; the molten center, to be exact.

I wish the genie were free! <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

The genie now costs 100% less! Unfortunately this means everyone can afford to buy him.

I wish for a pony! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Besyanteo]

Priam gets a pony. However ponies are expensive to keep and maintain. Eventually Priam grows tired of it, and tries to flush it down the toilet. Once the plumber arrives and finds a small horse wedged in the S curve, animal cops is not long in coming.

I wish to posses an unpoisoned, perfectly normal and edible bluberry pie, baked fresh yesterday, in pristine condition and with no maladies about it whatsoever. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Choark]

You get this pie but unforantly the tin that hold it explodes just before you get to eat it and pie gets everywhere, staining everything.

<span style="color:blue;">I wish I could sing any song I want to, in perfect pitch.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
<div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[PriamNevhausten]

You are stigmatized for singing like a girl!

I wish there were more exclamation points in this thread!!!

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[Capntastic]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH I WAS FREE FROM THIS PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[KingOfDoma]

Turns out it's the Negative Zone prison, which is like Alcatraz, but with another dimension instead of water. Good luck making it back to normal space, pal.

I wish I were a member of SG-1. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Spleen]

You're getting cancelled soon, and will soon cease to exist except in syndication.

I wish they all could be California girls. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

They are indeed all California girls. California dickgirls.

I wish for a grue to devour the next person to post in this thread.

[Besyanteo]

I am enjoyying every second of this, for all the wrong reasons! =^.^=

I wish I were good enough at DnD to do some DMing. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[ikozaedro]

You indeed become the DM, sadly, you are relocated to DM-ing some extremely stupid players whose characters are crappy copies of LoTR and final fantasy characters, also very OOC.

I wish VG characters were real, so we could see 'em beat the crap out of each others on tv. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

HEY! LISTEN!

I wish darkness to be unleashed upon the world! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[ikozaedro]

(im actually quite fond of navi :( )

Darkness does engulf the world, chaos! evil! destruction! everything is there! its awesome. however, everything is dark, so you can't see a damn thing.


i wish someone actually listened to cho's wishes, all of 'em. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
</p>

[KingOfDoma]

One of them involves mules. I don't know how, but it's the worst thing in the unverse.

I wish I was a celebrated movie star. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"></div></p>