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[Robertson]

<color=blue>Åñëè âû íå çíàåòå êàê ïîëó÷èòü îãðîìíîå êîëè÷åñòâî ïîñåòèòåëåé íà ñâîé ñàéò,
âûâåñòè åãî íà ïåðâûå ìåñòà â ïîèñêîâûõ ñèñòåìàõ è ðåéòèíãàõ, ðåêîìåíäóåì ïîñåòèòü </color> [url=http://optimizatorov.net>ôîðóì] <color=blue>
ïîñâÿùåííûé ïîèñêîâîé îïòèìèçàöèè. Ãäå Âû ïîëó÷èòå îòâåòû íà âñå âîïðîñû.</color>

http://optimizatorov.net

[PriamNevhausten]

Heh. Robertson. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Endesu]

That's, uh, that's...

... huh. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
</div></p>

[BrainWalker]

Wow. I've never seen a random pile of garbage text wherein all of it was technically actual letters before. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[PriamNevhausten]

I still haven't seen a random pile of garbage where actual letters existed before! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Shinigori V2]

I'll note the devision sign in there. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

[Kai]

The saddest thing to me is that someone probably used something very similar to this as a name for an Elven RP character. I mean, hell. All it needs to be is unpronounceable with totally senseless phonetic markings.

That said, say the word and I delete this. I don't generally like deleting things people have replied to, but this has no value at all. <p>-------------------------
<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble. --John Wayne</span></p>

[PriamNevhausten]

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Endesu]

I've had language packs installed for some time.

Still doesn't change the fact that I don't know what to make of it. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
</div></p>

[PriamNevhausten]

End wins the trophy for understanding why "Robertson" is funny! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Justice Augustus]

Moved to spam forum.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[Spleen]

I'm seeing it in Cyrillic, actually, not in any Asian system. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

That may also be appropriate, considering the promoted site's name. Screenshoot me? <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[pd Rydia]

I can't get the laptop, or my PC, to download the language packs. They demand CDs, the fucks.

Also:

Fail Fail Fail <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica
"he is the godamn batman! thats why! if he can breath in space you damn bet he can wear a panty on his head!" glu-glu</div></p>

[PriamNevhausten]

How odd. My browser picks up that site in Cyrillic characters, but the code here is translated into Kanji. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[pd Rydia]

Discrimination, obviously. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica
"he is the godamn batman! thats why! if he can breath in space you damn bet he can wear a panty on his head!" glu-glu</div></p>