Remember those AIM conversation threads?

[PriamNevhausten]

OMG Priam: I must have been drunk with a capital B
Klaryn Cwto: druBnk?
Syra Zemyla: Close.
Syra Zemyla: drunBk. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[pd Rydia]

<ul><font color=blue>(21:56:14) Chaos Kitten: The BIG question is, what does Shaun do with a double-size spell list (not counting Domains)?
</font><font color=blue>(21:56:36) Next to the Liver: Amass a bizarre collection of one-shot wands?
</font><font color=blue>(21:56:48) Chaos Kitten: Sure, if I was playing a Rogue.
</font><font color=purple>(21:56:56) Dougly Do-Right: Or Warlock
</font><font color=blue>(21:57:04) Next to the Liver: Or a W-
(21:57:05) Next to the Liver: Fuck you, Doug.
</font><font color=blue>(21:57:13) Chaos Kitten: ... if I was playing Warlock I'd be busy trying to get bizzare Esences.
</font><font color=purple>(21:57:16) Willxaqcke: *snickers*
</font><font color=purple>(21:57:22) Dougly Do-Right: No thanks. You're not an attractive girl.
</font><font color=blue>(21:57:40) Next to the Liver: Naki: That acid one is rough.
</font><font color=blue>(21:57:42) Chaos Kitten: And if you DIDN'T see that coming...
</font><font color=purple>(21:57:49) Dougly Do-Right: Acid one is PWN.
</font><font color=blue>(21:57:52) Chaos Kitten: Spleen: I made Sephiroth out of the Warlock class.
</font><font color=blue>(21:57:56) Next to the Liver: Especially because it becomes a conjuration effect and then overcomes spell resistance.
</font><font color=blue>(21:57:57) Chaos Kitten: I can't NOT love it.
</font><font color=blue>(21:58:04) Next to the Liver: Heh.
</font><font color=purple>(21:58:14) Dougly Do-Right: Warlock is a lot more versatile than people let on
</font><font color=blue>(21:58:27) Next to the Liver: Yep.
</font><font color=blue>(21:58:29) Chaos Kitten: A lot more FUN too.
</font><font color=purple>(21:58:32) Dougly Do-Right: Given enough time and money...they can make themselves a whole ARSENAL.
</font><font color=teal>(21:58:40) Dianington: o.o
(21:59:05) Dianington: wait, Spleen ISN'T an atttractive girl?
(21:59:07) Dianington: Spleen!
(21:59:09) Dianington: You...
(21:59:13) Dianington: you LIED to me!
</font><font color=blue>(21:59:13) Next to the Liver: Sorry, Dia :(
</font><font color=purple>(21:59:15) Dougly Do-Right: XD
</font><font color=teal>(21:59:16) Dianington: ;_;
</font><font color=blue>(21:59:22) Next to the Liver: I know.
</font><font color=teal>(21:59:32) Dianington: the threeway date is OFF
</font><font color=blue>(21:59:33) Next to the Liver: I...I just wanted you to accept me, okay?
(21:59:34) Next to the Liver: ;_;
</font><font color=teal>(21:59:36) Dianington: no Skyline for you!
</font><font color=blue>(21:59:42) Chaos Kitten: HA HA!
</font><font color=blue>(21:59:44) Next to the Liver: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!</font></ul> <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>

[Capntastic]

Brodzky Zero: *HOW ABOUT THAT SPORTS TEAM, EH?*
SongstressEnlil: *I HEARD THE STAR PLAYER WAS IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW*
Brodzky Zero: *I CERTAINLY HOPE THE UNDERDOG TEAM WILL PULL THROUGH!*
SongstressEnlil: *THE WEATHER WILL BE A FACTOR*
Brodzky Zero: *I'VE GOT TICKETS FOR THE FRONT ROW*
SongstressEnlil: *I INTEND TO THROW D-CELL BATTERIES AT THE PLAYERS*
Brodzky Zero: *THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR FANCY DOOR-PRIZES TO BOOST TURN OUTS!*
SongstressEnlil: *NEW SUBECT: VIDEO GAMES

*HOW ABOUT THAT KATAMARI DAMACY, EH?*
Brodzky Zero: *I HEARD A COUSIN WAS IN TROUBLE WITH THE KING*
SongstressEnlil: *I CERTAIN HOPE THE HOSHINO FAMILY WILL ENJOY THE MOON*
Brodzky Zero: *THE QUANTITY OF DARUMA HEADS WILL BE A DELIGHT*
SongstressEnlil: *I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR THE KING*
Brodzky Zero: *I INTEND TO FIRE A GUN TO NO EFFECT AT THE KATAMARI*
SongstressEnlil: *THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR BEING VERY FRIENDLY AND HELPFUL TO THE PRINCE*
Brodzky Zero: *NEW SUBJECT: TERRIBLE INTERNET CULTURES

*HOW ABOUT THAT WORLD OF WARCRAFT, EH?*
SongstressEnlil: *I HEARD A TROLL PLAYER WAS IN TROUBLE WITH THE GMS*
Brodzky Zero: *I CERTAINLY HOPE THE MOLTEN CORE RAID WILL BE A FANCIFUL FROLIC*
SongstressEnlil: *THE PVP WILL BE SPURIOUS*
Brodzky Zero: *I'VE GOT A HANKERING FOR THE GUILD DRAMA*
SongstressEnlil: *I INTEND TO EMBARASS THE ALLIANCE AT THE WARSONG GULCH*
Brodzky Zero: *THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR NOT SHOWING PROPER RESPECT TO THE HORDE*
SongstressEnlil: *NEW SUBJECT: ISLAM

HOW ABOUT THAT RIOTING OVER THE COMIC STRIPS, EH?*
Brodzky Zero: *I HEARD THE CARTOONIST IS IN TROUBLE WITH THE WORLD*
SongstressEnlil: *I CERTAINLY HOPE HIS APOLOGIES WILL APPEASE THE NON-CRAZIES*
Brodzky Zero: *THE POSSIBILITY OF THAT WILL BE LOW*

[The Maltese One]

A Rockin SN (7:10:07 AM): Phil is just mad because I have a red ).
A Rockin SN (7:10:14 AM): That deals 11d12 damage.
PsychoWarden2002 (7:10:22 AM): Nerd. >:[
PsychoWarden2002 (7:10:36 AM): *hits Dan in the forehead with a huge rubber stamp that says the same thing*
A Rockin SN (7:10:43 AM): ...
A Rockin SN (7:10:53 AM): *casts Fireball on Phil*
A Rockin SN (7:11:04 AM): @. . . . . .* . . . . . P
A Rockin SN (7:11:16 AM): @. . . . . . . . . . . * * *

[Idran1701]

Did you just call Phil a black pudding? <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
</p>

[Capntastic]

Dan still died of hunger.

[Capntastic]

Will Rennar: I get sold for a negative cash amount? ;.;
Arch mage144: It's a result of your debts.
Brodzky Zero: *Monetary and moral.*
Brodzky Zero: *Though the two should never meet.*
Will Rennar: Okay, so I've got a clean slate then. W00T!
Brodzky Zero: *No, now you work it off as an NPC*
Brodzky Zero: *Here's your pattern. Up, down, up, up, left, right, right, right, down, up. And then meander your way back to the start.*
Brodzky Zero: *When anyone addresses you, here is your line. "I heard Zero is a fantastic wizard; and he's always drinking mineral water from the Zisyin Springs!"*
Will Rennar: *sighs* Fine. *starts walking* *chat fades to black for a moment, with Wilren looking fairly worn out* Well, according to the bank, I'm done. Cya!
Brodzky Zero: *:MEANWHILE:*
Brodzky Zero: *Wowee! This Spring Water is the best!*
Brodzky Zero: *Wait, who's that approaching? :Pan South to see party approaching!: I'd better high-tail it into the Zisyin Cavern!*

[Animala]

pd Rydia (8:36:18 PM): holy shit, giant eel!
FFFan80 (8:36:23 PM): o_O
CGNakibe (8:36:28 PM): Navy Seal?
Ganon fro (8:36:44 PM): I slipped on a banana peel...
CGNakibe (8:38:12 PM): That sounds too stupid to be real.
Ganon fro (8:39:10 PM): At least I'm not wearing teal.
CGNakibe (8:40:23 PM): And I don't look like an overfed seal.
Will Rennar (8:40:58 PM): This running gag makes me want to keel.
Lithaladhwen (8:41:09 PM): *cuts herself to see if she can feel*
Will Rennar (8:41:30 PM): Hey! That was MY line you decided to steal!
CGNakibe (8:42:44 PM): I think she just finished reading that book by Jezreel.
Lithaladhwen (8:43:04 PM): I can't believe you're still teasing that poor heel.
CGNakibe (8:43:55 PM): He thought that'd SELL? He should get real.
Will Rennar (8:44:06 PM): I'll be back in a bit, gonna go grab a quick meal.
Lithaladhwen (8:44:59 PM): Hey, he's ambitious. You all need to deal.
pd Rydia (8:45:03 PM): You inflict wounds upon my soul that may never heal.
Lithaladhwen (8:45:33 PM): With what? His authorial zeal?
Ganon fro (8:45:38 PM): Crawling in your skin? God that song is so surreal...
CGNakibe (8:46:51 PM): I hate you stupid emo jerks. Go cut yourself with steel!
OnlineHost (8:48:35 PM): Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
pd Rydia (8:48:42 PM): I don't have any. Will it suffice to use particularly sharp veal?
Ganon fro (8:49:01 PM): Veal is the meal where you have to kneel. :(
viator222 (8:49:11 PM): You jerk! Emo is the greatist invention since the wheel!
CGNakibe (8:49:18 PM): Okay now, this running gag is losing all appeal.
Ganon fro (8:49:27 PM): Fo'real?
viator222 (8:49:29 PM): ...I feel dirty
pd Rydia (8:49:49 PM): the only way any of us should feel
FFFan80 (8:49:57 PM): Like videos clubbing baby seals? <p><hr />to make the pain go away
i cut the universe
with ribbons
because that makes perfect sense.</p>

[Wolfbelly]

<span style="color:red;">Wolfb3lly</span> Hey, what do you think of those Oilers?
<span style="color:blue;">EKDS5K</span> they're pretty good
<span style="color:red;">Wolfb3lly</span> Yeah, I like how they win their games.
<span style="color:red;">Wolfb3lly</span> What do you like about them?
<span style="color:blue;">EKDS5K</span> yeah, that's pretty cool
<span style="color:blue;">EKDS5K</span> ...you can't really top that
<span style="color:red;">Wolfb3lly</span> Yeah, it's hard to do better than a team that wins.
<span style="color:blue;">EKDS5K</span> what's with the interrogation?
<span style="color:red;">Wolfb3lly</span> Eh, I just see all these people posting fun chat logs in the spam forum, and I feel left out.
<span style="color:red;">Wolfb3lly</span> So I'm making a fun chat log.
<span style="color:blue;">EKDS5K</span> haha
<span style="color:red;">Wolfb3lly</span> Do you feel left out of that thread?
<span style="color:red;">Wolfb3lly</span> Like you should belong, but you ... don't?
<span style="color:blue;">EKDS5K</span> not really
<span style="color:red;">Wolfb3lly</span> : \ <p><span style="font-size:x-small;"><div style="text-align:center">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you fight it girl, it's only NAT-U-RAL. Can't disguise what's in your eyes. They say too much. Don't deny that when we touch, it's PHY-SI-CAL. Let it be you and me, don't fight it baby.</div></span></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=wolfbelly>Wolfbelly</A] at: 6/2/06 0:45

[Shinigori V2]

<span style="color:red;">TheWaiChibiAngel:</span> *Hey, what the fuck is a Cuisonart(Sp?)*
<span style="color:blue;">Idran1701:</span> I want to say a pasta str...wait, no, that's a colander.
<span style="color:blue;">Idran1701:</span> I don't know.
<span style="color:red;">TheWaiChibiAngel:</span> *...What.*
<span style="color:red;">TheWaiChibiAngel:</span> *..I...Wow.*
<span style="color:red;">TheWaiChibiAngel:</span> *...Wow.*
<span style="color:blue;">Idran1701:</span> What?
<span style="color:red;">TheWaiChibiAngel: </span> *I just took a screenshot.*
<span style="color:blue;">Idran1701:</span> I have not known stuff many times.
<span style="color:red;">TheWaiChibiAngel:</span> *LIes!*
<span style="color:blue;">Idran1701:</span> I freely admit when I don't know the answer to something offhand. :(
<span style="color:blue;">Idran1701:</span> Do you want me to look it up for you or not? :(
<span style="color:blue;">Idran1701: </span>"Cuisinart is a brand of small kitchen appliances. The trademark is owned by Conair Corporation.

The word "cuisinart" is also sometimes used as a genericized trademark for any food processor."
<span style="color:red;">TheWaiChibiAngel: </span>*I see!*
<span style="color:red;">TheWaiChibiAngel: </span>*Now I know!*
<span style="color:blue;">Idran1701:</span> ::::<span style="color:red;">=</span><span style="color:orange;">=</span><span style="color:yellow;">=</span><span style="color:lime;">=</span><span style="color:blue;">=</span><span style="color:purple;">=</span><span style="color:yellow;">* THE MORE YOU KNOW</span>
<span style="color:blue;">Idran1701:</span> Now I sleep. :(
<span style="color:red;">TheWaiChibiAngel:</span> *...*
<span style="color:red;">TheWaiChibiAngel:</span> *You put wayy too much effort into that.*
<span style="color:blue;">Idran1701:</span> Yep. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

[Wolfbelly]

Dr. Feelgood says: realisation!
Majeau X! says: Oh?
Dr. Feelgood says: the topic of sex makes Priam uncomfortable
Majeau X! says: Oh really?
Dr. Feelgood says: basis: when he discusses it, he consistently uses scientific terms to detach himself from what he's talking about
Majeau X! says: Makes sense. So the field data supports your theory, but how would you devise the experiment?
Dr. Feelgood says: I dunno. I don't really care that much
Dr. Feelgood says: just an observation, really
Majeau X! says: Interesting observation nonetheless.
Majeau X! says: I guess the same thing applies with girls.
Majeau X! says: Because he analyzes the fuck out of that.
Dr. Feelgood says: perhaps
Majeau X! says: Hmmm.
Dr. Feelgood says: that's less being uncomfortable with it, and more ignoring the emotional (important) side of it, though
Majeau X! says: True.
Majeau X! says: Although then you could just say that he's uncomfortable around the emotional aspect of it.
Majeau X! says: And hence the analysis.
Dr. Feelgood says: I suppose
Dr. Feelgood says: hmmm, so let's follow that first observation...
Dr. Feelgood says: uncomfortable talking about it, but does anyway, so he clearly enjoys the subject
Majeau X! says: INdeed.
Dr. Feelgood says: but maybe doesn't know how to go about it, or how to relate to other people
Dr. Feelgood says: social interaction problems, perhaps? the same reason he has trouble keeping a girl?
Majeau X! says: POssibly. Like, perhaps he uses his very clinical observational skills to make the partner more of a patient than an actual partner.
Majeau X! says: And maybe he does that so that he doesn't have to relate emotionally to her. Sort of like a self-imposed roadblock so he doesn't get fucked over by emotions.
Majeau X! says: Like I'm sure he did with Celeste.
Majeau X! says: Make sense?
Dr. Feelgood says: so we have two possible sources here...
Majeau X! says: Sources of ...
Dr. Feelgood says: well the two symptoms are: compulsion to be scientific about sex, and inability to consider his emotions about women
Majeau X! says: Right, but they could be symptoms of the same "disease" so to speak.
Dr. Feelgood says: yeah
Dr. Feelgood says: the disease is either he can't comprehend how others think (and thus can't relate to them), or he's afraid of his emotions
Dr. Feelgood says: although upon more thought, the first could be another symptom of the second
Majeau X! says: Indeed.
Majeau X! says: So fear of his emotions, as opposed to fear of other people's emotions?
Majeau X! says Well, that's silly.
Dr. Feelgood says: haha
Majeau X! says: We fear other people's reactions/emotions because of our own emotional desire to be accepted.
Majeau X! says: So yes, fear of his own emotions.
Dr. Feelgood says: which causes him to resort to logical and scientific analysis
Majeau X! says: Because then it's purely logical and in no way emotional.
Dr. Feelgood says: right
Dr. Feelgood says: but it's also boring, and no girl would want to stay with that
Majeau X! says: Well, I'm sure some girls "MIGHT," but they're either hideous, taken, or crazy. All in all, they're an incredible rarity that won't work, and even if it does, (clinical love)x2 does not a good relationship make.
Dr. Feelgood says: nope
Majeau X! says: So yes, the majority of women (people in general, really) wouldn't want that because they like to be met on a deeper, personal level.
Majeau X! says: And Priam's "disease" so to speak (I just noticed that that sounds like an incredibly awesome name for a new disease) cuts him off from getting jiggy effectively.
Dr. Feelgood says: well he can get it, because when they first meet him, he seems rational and sensical enough. but if all there is is logic and reason and analysis, it's not likely to keep going <p><span style="font-size:x-small;"><div style="text-align:center">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you fight it girl, it's only NAT-U-RAL. Can't disguise what's in your eyes. They say too much. Don't deny that when we touch, it's PHY-SI-CAL. Let it be you and me, don't fight it baby.</div></span></p>

[PriamNevhausten]

Which, by and large, is fine by me.

Also, I don't speak about sex personally with you fucks because I certainly don't have any intention of engaging in sexual activity with the aforementioned (read: you) fucks. Flirting is controlled competitive drama, and we all know my stance on drama.

Man, this sounds like a Discussion forum thread. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[NebulaQueen]

You mean that you aren't attracted to Luj's boyish good looks? <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

I've already seen his manhood. Nothing interesting there. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[RebelKitsune]

pd Rydia (00:56:46): p068.ezboard.com/frpgww60...53&stop=73
pd Rydia (00:56:49): D:
pd Rydia (00:56:53): comments!
pd Rydia (00:57:00): p068.ezboard.com/frpgww60...41&stop=60
pd Rydia (00:57:03): and comics!
pd Rydia (00:57:16): p068.ezboard.com/frpgww60...1543.topic
pd Rydia (00:57:20): and fanart, omy!
ChocolateKitsune (00:57:24): christs
pd Rydia (00:57:27): ::hop!::
pd Rydia (00:57:32): multiple ones?
ChocolateKitsune (00:57:35): yes, that's more than one
ChocolateKitsune (00:57:38): out of head
pd Rydia (00:57:43): where do you store them all?
ChocolateKitsune (00:57:51): in my christbox, of course
pd Rydia (00:58:17): oh, naturally!
ChocolateKitsune (00:58:37): it's a very handy investment
pd Rydia (00:58:48): useful for all your Christ storage needs
pd Rydia (00:58:57): I hear they keep your Christs like new!
pd Rydia (00:59:06): is it worth the fire-proofing investment?
pd Rydia (00:59:28): That is, to upgrade to the fire-proof model?
ChocolateKitsune (01:01:06): trust me, when you're storing christs...
ChocolateKitsune (01:01:11): ... you don't want to take any risks.
CGNakibe (01:01:28): Christs can be highly flammable.
Idran1701 (01:01:28): Yeah. If you're not careful, three days later, they're all gone.
CGNakibe (01:01:29): Depends.
DeathRaySpleen (01:01:32): I just keep mine in a bag on my shelf.
CGNakibe (01:01:34): That too.
pd Rydia (01:02:43): That's a good way to lose all your Christs, Spleen.
DeathRaySpleen (01:02:57): It's sealed.
T3chn0Namagomi (01:03:26) has left the room.
pd Rydia (01:03:30): Well, that's certainly economical. Emergencies are the exception, and not the rule.
CGNakibe (01:03:32): If you did that any longer than 3 days ago, they're gone.
pd Rydia (01:04:03): Yeah, Christs have a habit of popping open seals, I hear.
pd Rydia (01:04:12): It's unfortunate.
CGNakibe (01:04:17): Very unfortunate.
ChocolateKitsune (01:06:31): christs aren't just something you collect
ChocolateKitsune (01:06:42): there's always the maintenance you have to consider
pd Rydia (01:07:35): nothing like upkeeping your Muhammad.
pd Rydia (01:07:46): Prayind 5 times a day, and the ritual that goes with it?
pd Rydia (01:07:52): Whew. It takes it out of you.
pd Rydia (01:08:04): Some swear by it, but it's not for me, truthfully.
pd Rydia (01:08:20): More power for those for whom it is, though.
ChocolateKitsune (01:08:39): hmm
ChocolateKitsune (01:08:43): you get what you pray for, i guess

*Indirectly aids Dia in her wanton desire to plug threads she approves of* <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[pd Rydia]

<font color=teal>pd Rydia (10:29:10 PM): HELLO THAR
</font><font color=blue>Lintmancer (10:32:16 PM): HELLO
Lintmancer (10:32:18 PM): HOW ARE YOU TODAY DIA
</font><font color=teal>pd Rydia (10:34:36 PM): I AM DOING MOST EXCELLENT
pd Rydia (10:34:41 PM): AND YOURSELF?
</font><font color=blue>Lintmancer (10:34:59 PM): RELATIVELY WELL
</font><font color=teal>pd Rydia (10:35:30 PM): WELL IS GOOD, EXCEPT IN TERMS OF PARTS OF SPEECH
pd Rydia (10:35:38 PM): IN WHICH CASE THEY ARE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT
</font><font color=blue>Lintmancer (10:35:46 PM): WELL SOME WELLS ARE GOOD
Lintmancer (10:35:50 PM): LIKE PARTICULARLY WATER-FILLED WELLS
</font><font color=teal>pd Rydia (10:36:04 PM): SOMETIMES, HOWEVER, A WELL IS JUST A WELL
pd Rydia (10:36:11 PM): EVEN IF YOU MIGHT THINK THERE IS SOMETHING TO IT
</font><font color=blue>Lintmancer (10:36:31 PM): IT IS JUST AN ORDINARY WELL</font> <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>

[Dragon Sage007]

Der DWSage: I AM TOTALLY PACKING FOR COLLEGE.
Der DWSage: OSHIT.
E mouse2000: OH SNAP.
E mouse2000: I should be, too, since I'm moving back in the end of this week.
E mouse2000: But I'm lazy.
Der DWSage: Yeah, but I'm packing everything.
Der DWSage: Including my precious clothes...
Der DWSage: and my precious Pint-mugs...
E mouse2000: Pint-mugs?
E mouse2000: I don't have to pack much, since my family's a half-hour away. And my dad works there.
Der DWSage: Glass mugs. The size of pints.
Der DWSage: They've also been called the Pippin mugs.
E mouse2000: For booze, I assume? :{
E mouse2000: ah. XD
Der DWSage: Actually, I can't stand booze.
Der DWSage: I actually use one of them to store my Gameboy games.
Der DWSage: Another one holds all my spare change.
Der DWSage: The other two are for when I'm freaking thirsty.
E mouse2000: ... XD
Der DWSage: Or I want to impersonate Madonna.
Der DWSage: As of today, the latter event has never happened.
E mouse2000: XD
Der DWSage: ...Know what? I'm putting that in AIM convos.
Der DWSage: Because it needs livening up. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

[Dragon Sage007]

REVIVAL, BITCHES.


A Rockin SN: I'm WAY too undisciplined for the military.
Der DWSage: I've kinda noticed. :D
A Rockin SN: How? >_>
Der DWSage: Simply the way you act in IMs. Sometimes I envision you as a 6-year-old girl hopped up on sugar puffs.
A Rockin SN: I don't know whether to be offended or LOL
Der DWSage: It's a mental image that is both amusing and fitting sometimes.
A Rockin SN: :P
Der DWSage: I'm sure D would approve.
A Rockin SN: D? I am D
Der DWSage: Exactly.
Der DWSage: Boys can be so mean sometimes!
*Channels the power of Mike, turns you into a little 6-year-old girl that looks exactly like Chibi-Usa. And then gives you a box of sugar puffs, a bowl, a spoon, and milk*
A Rockin SN: Wheeeeeeeee!
A Rockin SN: *runs around in a circle, trips, cries*
Der DWSage: *Gives bandaid, but doesn't kiss it better*
A Rockin SN: I'm sure you don't, pedo
Der DWSage: *Points at Omar* I'll let him do it instead.
A Rockin SN: You'll leave me with that scawy man? *puppydog eyes*
Der DWSage: Omar:6.6 Aww...what a purdy mout'.
A Rockin SN: *littlegirlvamoose*
Der DWSage: Omar:*Kisses it better, gives a lollipop, walks away...and comes back wearing Hello Kitty underwear and a pink dress, in order of noticing*
A Rockin SN: *Is not there by the second time*
A Rockin SN: *also doesn't take the lollipop*
A Rockin SN: *doesn't eat it anyway*
Der DWSage: Omar: ._. Awww....I wanned ta be pretty too...
Der DWSage: <_< Now look what you've done. You've made the manbeast cry.

You monster.
A Rockin SN: I'm too cute to be a monster!
Der DWSage: No, you're not.
A Rockin SN: I'm a 6 year old girl, of course I'm cute. *nodnod*