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[FlamingDeth]

There's 10 people online, and nobody is posting anything. :(

SPAM THIS THREAD. I have an hour and a half left at work! <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
Dance Commander, we love you!</p>

[Nick Shogun]

Twisted Candy Video Games

Some Pictures

Kickflip

Dancing Pipecleaner

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[FlamingDeth]

I declare Nicholas Shogun is now my skateboard. <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
Dance Commander, we love you!</p>

[E Mouse]

I declare ham delicious. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[FlamingDeth]

Impossible, Nicholas Shogun is a skateboard, not a casserole or sandwich. <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
Dance Commander, we love you!</p>

[Capntastic]

Maybe he has a secret compartment for CAPRI SUNS

[FlamingDeth]

This issue must be investigated, I appoint Zero head of research and things. <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
Dance Commander, we love you!</p>

[Capntastic]

*Uses the budget to purchase a hammock*

[FlamingDeth]

Have him teach you how to zwee fight. <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
Dance Commander, we love you!</p>

[Nick Shogun]

How to use a Survival Ball to consume Reindeer

All of Steve Buscemi's best moments

Girls that may have been considered sexy 100 years ago

Crappiest Gaming Peripherals of all time -- #1 is terrible. I watched the video. I shed tears of blood.

Picture of an asian person.

Xtreme Rock Paper Scissors

RPG cliches

King of Jews, King of Beers. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Capntastic]

Lists of RPG Cliches are cliche.

[Besyanteo]

... So wait. The Activator is a piece of shit...

But DDR pads aren't on the list? <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Deeum]

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[Nick Shogun]

Dare I say that picture is not only entirely true but also obscenely hilarious. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Zemyla]

This is absolutely hysterical.

He's up to <s>675</s><span style="color:red;">725</span> now. Isn't that crazy? <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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[Besyanteo]

... I will save this list, and make use of it at my weekly DnD sessions.

I intend to break all of them. =D <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Deeum]

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183. There are no rules for cooking corn dogs in any d20 supplement.

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Made me laugh more than it should've. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[FlamingDeth]

There is, you just have to have the "Craft: Corndog" skill. It's not explicitely mentioned, but you know, whateva. <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
Dance Commander, we love you!</p>

[Nick Shogun]

24. Even if the rules allow it, I am not allowed to summon 50,000 Blue Whales.

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[BrainWalker]

I am not even sure that I can accurately concieve of 50,000 blue whales. That is an obscene amount of biomass. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Justice Augustus]

211. If at any point if my dwarf takes on the mannerisms of Macho Man Randy Savage, he dies.

Is there any other way for a dwarf to properly behave? Next he'll be saying "No bad scottish accents".
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[Zemyla]

No, dwarves are obviously Russian. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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[Justice Augustus]

That's it, next time I'm roleplaying a dwarf with a Glasweigan accent. We'll see how you scunners understand that one.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[Nick Shogun]

I would translate every sentence he said as "please end my life with a magic missile." <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Idran1701]

Aw, that's cheating, Gus. Not even people from Glasgow understand that accent. :( <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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