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I just saw some snakes...

Unread postby Nick Shogun » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:52 am

...on a mutha-fuckin' plane!

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Unread postby Capn otastic » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:05 am

I saw it too.

I even had rubber snakes to throw at the audience.


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Unread postby E Mouse » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:20 am

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Re: I just saw some snakes...

Unread postby BrainWalker » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:28 am

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HARD GAY.

Unread postby Nick Shogun » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:22 pm

The crowd really made it for me. Every time Samuel L. Jackson appeared on screen, people would start screaming and clapping.

I would give this movie... 9 out of 10 Snakes on a Plane.

Of course, there were more than that.

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Re: HARD GAY.

Unread postby FlamingDeth » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:57 pm

Gonna see this movie when I get off work today.

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Re: HARD GAY.

Unread postby Capntastic » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:29 pm

The audience was electric, and that made it fun. The movie was pretty darned good too. Definitely surpassed my expectations.

I made at least fourty people laugh after the end credits by exclaiming "The blogosphere sure is gonna be on fire tonight!"

Also me and my associates threw rubber snakes during the movie.

It was a fun movie, and will surely be the RHPS type audience-participation midnight-movie for people who aren't goths who try to over-sexualize everything!


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Unread postby ikozaedro » Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:01 pm

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SNAKES ON A MUTHA F-ING PLANE.

Unread postby Nick Shogun » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:12 am

Snakes on a Plane Website!

Have you seen the website? It lets you make a phone message using Samuel L. Jackson's voice. Check out this one made by a friend of mine! <p><div style="text-align:center">
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Re: SNAKES ON A MUTHA F-ING PLANE.

Unread postby RedEye Dragon89 » Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:17 am

The crowd was pretty stagnant on this side. It wasn't as much fun as I was hoping it to be, but was still a damn fun movie. <p><hr />
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Re: SNAKES ON A MUTHA F-ING PLANE.

Unread postby GC130A » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:04 am

The theatre I went to picked up the movie unexpectedly that very afternoon so nobody knew about it.

There were a grand total of fifteen people in the audience. :( But it was still pretty good.


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Re: SNAKES ON A MUTHA F-ING PLANE.

Unread postby Spleen » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:10 am

I'm trying to drag my semigirlfriend to it today. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

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Re: SNAKES ON A MUTHA F-ING PLANE.

Unread postby FlamingDeth » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:30 pm

I'm not sure what to think about this. They managed to make a movie about hundreds of poisonous snakes (and a boa constrictor) on an airplane into a serious action/suspense movie. <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
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Unread postby RedEye Dragon89 » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:35 am

I love it when people ask what it's about.


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Re: SNAKES ON A MUTHA F-ING PLANE.

Unread postby Capntastic » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:46 am

I don't get why everyone's so puzzled by that phrase.


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Re: SNAKES ON A MUTHA F-ING PLANE.

Unread postby Spleen » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:56 am

I found my new sig quote while reading reviews. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"I do think genuine possibilities exist in the idea of re-releasing films that flopped earlier this year, but with snakes this time. 'Snakes on the Poseidon.' 'Snakes in a Lake House.' 'Ask the Dust, and Mind the Snakes.'
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Re: SNAKES ON A MUTHA F-ING PLANE.

Unread postby LadyDragonClawsEDW » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:53 pm

There weren't very many people in the audience at my theater, then again, I went on Sunday afternoon.

We did get some applause when Samuel L. finally exclaimed, "I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" though.


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Hmm

Unread postby Nick Shogun » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:06 pm

15 Million on opening weekend. Is that good or bad? Keep in mind that it opened on a Thursday--giving it an extra day. <p><div style="text-align:center">
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Re: Hmm

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:43 am

I'm a little bit embarassed that 15 million tickets were sold for a movie that people *knew* was stupid that wasn't billed as trying to be funny. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

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Re: Hmm

Unread postby E Mouse » Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:24 pm

I'm going to guess this shows the draw of well-publicised B-movies. <p><hr />

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Re: Hmm

Unread postby Spleen » Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:30 pm

Well-publicised B-movies with Samuel L. Jackson, that is. Do you honestly think anyone else could have done for a B-movie what Sam Jackson did for SOAP? <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"I do think genuine possibilities exist in the idea of re-releasing films that flopped earlier this year, but with snakes this time. 'Snakes on the Poseidon.' 'Snakes in a Lake House.' 'Ask the Dust, and Mind the Snakes.'
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Re: Hmm

Unread postby Capntastic » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:36 pm

The movie was pretty good, though, despite "LOL INTERNET".

It wasn't ridiculously dumbed down, nor did it pull punches with the violence. It also had some decent humor.

Of course, Samuel L. Jackson made the movie.


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Re: Hmm

Unread postby Idran1701 » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:02 pm

I want to know where Priam's found a theater that sells movie tickets for a buck. <p><hr />
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Re: Hmm

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:24 am

I want to know where Nick learned to declare units for his numerical indications. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

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Re: Hmm

Unread postby Idran1701 » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:09 am

Box office results, as far as I'm aware, are always in terms of currency, not ticket sales. <p><hr />
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Unread postby Nick Shogun » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:33 am

Did I say 15 million people or dollars?

I read in the local newspaper that it sold 15.25 million cheesecakes' worth. That's my number. Source: <s>Statesman</s> Confectionary Journal. <p><div style="text-align:center">
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Re: I just saw some snakes...

Unread postby pd Rydia » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:25 pm

Mike and I watched this with a friend after moving into Macon.

It was...horrible. Awesome. Yeah. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica
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