You're On Notice!

[KingOfDoma]

Oh, like you don't want to do one of your own. <p><hr />
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[Nick Shogun]

SUCKA. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[PriamNevhausten]

No really, wrf is this shit. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Nick Shogun]

Haven't you ever seen the "On Notice" section of the Colbert Report? I think everything on the list is being "warned" by Stephen Colbert or something.

I just think it's funny that it looks real.

Good choice, Charlie! <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[PriamNevhausten]

Actually, no, I haven't seen--well, anything on TV. So the explanation was what I was looking for. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[BrainWalker]

I would say that the Colbert Report is one of the very few things you're actually missing out on. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Choark]

I watched the first season on youtube. He is full of Irony and awsome. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Nick Shogun]

Seconded. Sometime's he's so sarcastic and contradictory that I forget he's fakin' it. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[E Mouse]

Sarcastic, huh?

So is he like Rube, only on TV? <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Capntastic]

It's not so much 'sarcasm' as he is playing a character of opposite political views, and playing them in such a way as to deride said views.

[Nick Shogun]

It's so much easier to just say "sarcasm." <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Capntastic]

But it's incorrect and misportrays the character.

Also, I prefer Jon Stewart.

[Shinigori V2]

I don't find the Colbert Report to be funny at all, except for The Word. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

[Spleen]

I like the Threatdown. The number 1 threat to the American way of life is usually bears. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[KingOfDoma]

Whether it be a member of the family Ursidae or a hairy gay man... <p><hr />
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[Spleen]

Shut up, Cha. You don't get to be in this thread, you fucking Canadian. And don't give me any lip about being the one who started it, either. This is thread about Stephen Colbert, and goddammit, that makes it an American thread.

...real America, not the whole continent. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

Or the TWO continents. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[E Mouse]

Somehow I have the strangest feeling of... deja vu! <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Nick Shogun]

It's like watching Sesame Street.

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[Spleen]

The other America is a heathen place and I don't recognize its existence. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"I do think genuine possibilities exist in the idea of re-releasing films that flopped earlier this year, but with snakes this time. 'Snakes on the Poseidon.' 'Snakes in a Lake House.' 'Ask the Dust, and Mind the Snakes.'
-Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune movie critic

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

Put on your glasses, grandpa. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Dragon Sage007]

The Jack Thompson version of the Colbert report.

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