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Prepare to shit yourself.

Unread postby Kai » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:25 am

This was sent to me by a friend of mine from high school.

The link! <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>Edited by: Kai&nbsp; Image at: 8/15/06 0:35

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Re: Prepare to shit yourself.

Unread postby Capntastic » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:20 am

This was posted here before. There was a similar one that was equally amusing that was a Bio. Chem. test, or something. The answer blanks were filled with cartoon characters and such.

Edit: If someone finds it, post it.

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Re: Prepare to shit yourself.

Unread postby Kai » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:21 am

I need to find that. That would fill me with happiness as well. <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>

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Re: Prepare to shit yourself.

Unread postby E Mouse » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:31 am

I swear those are in Yalogank already.

Also, he still got a D-? That's messed up. <p><hr />

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"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

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Re: Prepare to shit yourself.

Unread postby Capntastic » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:39 am

It's pretty much widely regarded as being fake.


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Unread postby Nick Shogun » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:43 am

Which would lend to the scientific theory that everything fake is hilarious. <p><div style="text-align:center">
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Re: Start a Love Train... IMMEDIATELY!

Unread postby Capntastic » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:48 am

You are genuinely right.


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Re: Start a Love Train... IMMEDIATELY!

Unread postby Shinigori V2 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:42 am

A D- is an F. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

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...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postby Nick Shogun » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:06 am

Can anyone explain to me why there's no "E" grade? Do people just not like E or something? What's not fun about E?! It stands for Extremely Bad! <p><div style="text-align:center">
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Re: ...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postby Shinigori V2 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:25 am

Because you tough yourself at night. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

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Re: ...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postby Idran1701 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:08 am

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gra...ted_States

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The letter E is typically omitted, since an F can be turned into an E by drawing a small line at the bottom of the letter, and because E traditionally stood for Excellent (see the section on the The E-S-N-U system) but would be very poor on an A-F system. A few US institutions do use the letter E for "conditional failure," which automatically becomes an F unless the instructor takes specific action in the next semester. In practice, even at institutions whose grading systems have this grade, it is very rarely used.
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Re: ...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postby pd Rydia » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:29 pm

Woot for Idran!

And yeah, that's in Yalogank.


Also, if I were a teacher, I'd give it a D-. That one extra point for the show of personality. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica
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Re: ...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:46 pm

I recall hearing tell that it was given a D- because it does not deserve a failing grade. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

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Re: ...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postby Kai » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:29 pm

A friend of mine said this renewed her enthusiasm to become an English teacher. She may or may not be deeply disturbed. <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>

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Re: ...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:26 am

We may have to link her to that article about a British school kid writing his paper in netspeak, then.

The genuinely good learners and people who think new things are always a joy to teach. But there is another side to the coin. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=priamnevhausten>PriamNevhausten</A]&nbsp; Image at: 8/16/06 9:27

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Re: Prepare to shit yourself.

Unread postby Battle Accountant » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:00 pm

That. Is. Freaking. Hysterical.

You can definitely tell it's fake, because even the "English teacher" made gramatical errors in the red ink...

However, I'm highly amused.

Love it love it love it.

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Unread postby Choark » Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:22 pm

I had teachers who made gramatical errors.

and you have to admit, marking something like that, you would hardly bother sending the time to check your spellings before writing anything.

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