I am posting a thread

[FlamingDeth]

on the internet. <p>
<hr />You must obey the dance commander, giving out the order for fun!</p>

[Capntastic]

How?

[FlamingDeth]

Terrible forgotten magics. <p>
<hr />You must obey the dance commander, giving out the order for fun!</p>

[Capntastic]

Then I will have to shoot you with missiles.

Using the Arpanet.

[Ganonfro]

...But... Josh... If you're here... WHO DID WE BURY LAST WEEK??

...*Slinks off before he hears sirens*

[Capntastic]

Suddenly, a large Turk with a machete starts to pursue Ganon on rollerblades.

[Ganonfro]

Wait... am I on rollerblade, or is the Turk?

[Justice Augustus]

But how did you post it on the internet if the internet is tubes and illegal downloads are clogging those tubes? Shouldn't it arrive next friday?
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[Spleen]

<span style="color:red;">I</span><span style="color:blue;">N</span><span style="color:green;">T</span><span style="color:fuchsia;">E</span><span style="color:orange;">R</span><span style="color:yellow;">N</span><span style="color:lime;">E</span><span style="color:gray;">T</span>! <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[E Mouse]

<p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[FlamingDeth]

Gus loses ten points for referencing a stupid TV show. <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
Dance Commander, we love you!</p>

[Zemyla]

What, CSPAN is a stupid TV show? <p>-----
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[Justice Augustus]

That was a paraphrase of some senator/representative or something speaking in the US government.

*beats FD* Do your research next time! <p>

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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[FlamingDeth]

It was almost verbatim from a commentary on the Daily Show. The fact that the person who said it was trying to make fun of a senator who was trying to explain the internet to a bunch of old fogies in Congress is irrelevant!

[Edit - Made your sentence gramatically correct. - SS]
[Edit - Made a cake...mmm....cake. -Priam]
[Edit - surgically removed the stupid from Gus's edit, for realz.] <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
Dance Commander, we love you!</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=flamingdeth>FlamingDeth</A] at: 8/4/06 14:56

[PriamNevhausten]

Are you certain that was a senator? I was under the impression it was one of the big Telecom companies' head guys. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[KingOfDoma]

Ah, the power of Wiki©. <p><hr />
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