Hey its the 4th!

[Choark]

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[E Mouse]

Violence is ALWAYS the answer. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Choark]

Well if it ever stops being an anwer then I'm outta luck, for its all I've got. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Nick Shogun]

So you blew us up? What did we ever do to you (other than kicking your ass in that war)? <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Choark]

Kicking our ass in a War isn't hard, we faught France for 100 years before they gave up... Germany managed it in a month.

However:
You fuckers dumped tea in the sea.
TEA IN THE FUCKING SEA!
I'm so mad I've forgotten my sterotypical politeness.
And then to add insult to injury you invented and tried to export Iced Tea.
You serve people cold tea!
Seriously: What the fuck!?

You're lucky I didn't ass rape everyone with a missile before setting that nuke off. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[E Mouse]

How can you assrape multiple people with one phallic object?

Well, at once. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Capntastic]

TIMESTOPPING POWERS

British people have them, I tell you.

[Choark]

TIME STOP!
THE WORLD!!

*jumps up and comes down crashing down on top of the thread*

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[Nick Shogun]

Ass-raped by missiles? I've been ass-raped enough for one day, thank you. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Choark]

Thats what ya lips say but ya ass, ya ass says "More"

(This is doubly worse if ya look at that Lollipop I'm holding! And the way I'm grinning holding it. Hmm hmm hmm! HAHAAHAHAH! ) <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Idran1701]

Hey, we only dumped the tea you guys were taxing us on. The tax-free smuggled-in tea we left just fine. :D <p><hr />
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[Capntastic]

AMERICA: SMUGGLIN' IT UP OLD SCHOOL

[Choark]

There are better ways of skipping Taxes! You could of become New Age Travellers! Hell during the 60s you basically did anyway!

No Excuse! You commited the 0 sin, which is the sin above all the other lesser 7 sins of mankind, Thos Shall not Serve Tea Cold, espically in Salt Water. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[pd Rydia]

Actually, from what I understand, the tax on that -specific- tea (East India Tea Co., no?) was lower than taxes from most if not all competing companies. The real problem ("") came from the fact that the tax got passed with piggyback legislation which made buying any other company's tea illegal--that tax was meant to pay back war costs and all, or somesuch.

Of course, there were your intellectuals and hippies who were all "WTF, freedom of choice?!" More than that, as most colonists considered themselves as English as our Cho here, there were quite a few who wondered what they could possibly do now that it became illegal to purchase their favorite brand of tea. Most importantly, colonial businessmen did not like this tax; colonial tea businessmen, that is.

IIRC, there were already discontents with the British rule, given the previous series of taxes on--amongst other things--everything paper and whatnot. Then there was the whole "HAY, HOW COME WE GETS NO SAY IN THIS? REP IN PARLI PLZ"-"STFU NOOBS KTHX." So, it didn't really take much to orchestrate enough popular outrage to get the revolution started around this time.

Incidentally, I'm to understand there was no majority wanting independence; about 1/3 of the colonists wanted independence, 1/3 were loyal to Britain, and 1/3 really didn't care.

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[Spleen]

It sort of messes with me that the timing of Cho's post signifies that it comes before the news about the North Korean missile tests. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[pd Rydia]

Oh, there was a ytmnd about those. <p>

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[Justice Augustus]

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I've actually grown to like the taste of iced tea.

Especially Bojangles Sweet Tea.
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[Deeum]

One of us.. one of us. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[PriamNevhausten]

The only acceptable tea is Long Island Iced. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Choark]

I think only a mature and grown up responce can display my feelings on this Iced Tea subject:



There... Thankyou Jak. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[ikozaedro]

less tea talk, more blowing up please. <p><div style="text-align:center">
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-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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[E Mouse]

Sorry, Gluglu, but I'm not interested in giving Cho a blowjob.

Or anyone else, for that matter.

*catches ominous thunder in a bottle* At last! Now I can move on to Phase Eleven!

(It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.) <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>