Dear Dia/Mike:

[Manga no Manda]

Belated Congratulations.

Dia:
My mom said you were the marrying type.

Mike:
You still look like Jesus.

Both:
Babies. I predict at lease a baker's dozen. <p></p>

[Besyanteo]

... 13 babies.

Dia: Got milk? <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[pd Rydia]

Whatever, your mom was just banking on the odds.

re kids: Okay, but a short term lease only. These things weren't built for so many kids, y'know.


Also, thanks. :3 <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>

[RebelKitsune]

I shall take the opportunity to second this notion! I wanted to do this in the wedding photos thread you had going, but I know how thread resurrection is frowned upon. So yeah.

Belated congratulations! <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Justice Augustus]

I am still angry that I was not informed of this event. Bad Dia and Mike! Bad! No treat...well maybe a little treat. <p>

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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[Will Rennar]

What I want to know is when you two moved up to the DC area and opened a shop.

(This bit of bullshit based on the spotting of an actual shop out in Suitland called "M&D's Dollar Store".) <p>--
<div style="text-align:center">This has been your daily interrupted moment of Zen.

Science Team is convinced Metroids can be trained.
After three days, I'm convinced Science Team has vapor for brains.</div></p>

[pd Rydia]

The 30th of May, actually. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>

[PriamNevhausten]

Xaq: The important question is, did you buy a dollar there? <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[E Mouse]

With what, a comdom? <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Will Rennar]

Got a pretty good deal on my dollar there, actually...only cost me $2.38.

...

...Wait a minute... <p>--
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Science Team is convinced Metroids can be trained.
After three days, I'm convinced Science Team has vapor for brains.</div></p>