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UPDATE

Postby E Mouse » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:27 pm

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So who else is from Nebraska, to be Dia's Corn Adjunct?! <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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Re: UPDATE

Postby pd Rydia » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:58 pm

I don't have any questions about corn... <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>

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Re: UPDATE

Postby Capntastic » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:17 pm

That amuses me for reasons I do not fully understand.


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Re: UPDATE

Postby Choark » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:18 pm

I just don't fully understand it. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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Re: UPDATE

Postby Deeum » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:53 pm

Clearly knocking on people who love to created half-breed Inu-Yasha characters or sommat. Or that randomly adding animal ears makes you super special.

I have many questions about corn!
For instance:
What's the best kind of drink to have with corn?
What are the do's and don'ts of serving corn?
Does batter fried cream corn taste as good to you as it does to me? <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />Image
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Re: UPDATE

Postby ikozaedro » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:08 pm

corn question here! is it true some kind of impotency causing corn leaked out on some fields and is slowly taking over regular corn? <p><div style="text-align:center">Image
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My body is your body.

Postby Nick Shogun » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:19 pm

Now I'm going to have to completely re-write MY Inu-Yasha fanfic! I'll give him dogs ears AND bunny ears! He'll be twice as cool! <p><div style="text-align:center">
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Re: My body is your body.

Postby Spleen » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:57 pm

Give him lobster antennae and an afro, too. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

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Re: My body is your body.

Postby E Mouse » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:22 pm

Those last two posts alone made this all worthwhile. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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Re: My body is your body.

Postby Besyanteo » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:26 pm

Glu: I've actually heard about this before somewhere. Aparently, somewhere, there's a genetically altered crop of corn out there somewhere that induces sterility. It got lost track of, and it's just growing wild.

What's scary about that is that if it were to get mixed up with comercial corn, it would go unnoticed.

And, as I was typing, I just recalled where I saw it:

<blockquote>Quote:
And wait: what about `Contraceptive Corn’? In early 2002, the San Diego-based biotech company Epicyte developed a new breed of GM corn that can be used as a contraceptive. The corn kills the sperm cells of men that eat it, rendering them infertile. Well, you just DON’T want a crop like that to conquer the world. Humanity would be, er… fucked. Within one or two generations, our species would no longer be there.
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GM Crops, including 'Contraceptive Corn'. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Re: My body is your body.

Postby ikozaedro » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:11 am

tee hee hee, i love exit mundi. <p><div style="text-align:center">Image
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Postby RebelKitsune » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:04 am

That information makes me feel extremely uncomfortable and afraid, bes. <p><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Re: My body is your body.

Postby Besyanteo » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:20 am

Indeed. Killer bees aren't the first example of stupid shit that shouldn't have been done, it's just one of the better known. :o <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Re: My body is your body.

Postby RebelKitsune » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:27 am

but they do it anyway, for "scientific reasons"! <p><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Re: My body is your body.

Postby Besyanteo » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:27 am

I honestly believe that they do these things with the intent of bettering mankind, and it just blows up in their faces. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Re: My body is your body.

Postby BrainWalker » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:59 am

Someone needs to explain to me what possible benefit to humanity spermicidal vegetables are. Don't we already have contraceptives that aren't easy to slip on someone without their awareness/approval? <p><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Re: My body is your body.

Postby Zemyla » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:16 am

Don't diss killer bees. They're keeping alive and fertilizing trees in the Amazon forest that have been isolated from the rest of the forest.

If I had a Science News online subscription, I'd give you a link. <p>-----
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Re: My body is your body.

Postby Besyanteo » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:10 pm

They're also slowing advancing north throughout America and killing alot of people, Zem. And it seems to me that the Rain Forests were doing just dandy on their own before we went in and fucked with anything.

BW: If you produce on organic spermacide that doesn't need you to pay continous attention to it while it grows, it makes the contraceptive industry lots of money. *shrug* <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Re: My body is your body.

Postby Idran1701 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:11 pm

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Someone needs to explain to me what possible benefit to humanity spermicidal vegetables are. Don't we already have contraceptives that aren't easy to slip on someone without their awareness/approval?



online.sfsu.edu/~rone/GEessays/contraceptivecorn.html


And Bes, honestly, the danger of killer bees is horribly overstated by the media. The number of people killed by them over all time numbers in the hundreds. <p>

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Re: My body is your body.

Postby Besyanteo » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:23 pm

Feck. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Re: UPDATE

Postby pd Rydia » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:59 pm

- What's the best kind of drink to have with corn?
- What are the do's and don'ts of serving corn?


One has best to keep in mind, when contemplating such questions, that these conventions are socially contrived. This is no great revelation, but one must remember that social rules are quite geographically defined. Why, do you know, some areas don't even have corn etiquette! It's true! I think it best, then, to follow what you find sensible.

Personally, I prefer my corn--ears fresh from the produce aisle, shucked and then boiled, served hot with butter and salt--served as a side dish of a larger meal, with a tall glass of ice-cold water. Not everyone is able to appreciate their food on a clean palate, however, so I do try to keep some favorite drinks in emergency supply in the refridgerator machine.

As corn is usually served hot, I find that hot drinks rarely complement the dish well. But be careful! If you have English guests, you will need some hot tea packets in reserve at all time, lest you find yourself in dire refreshment straights.

- Does batter fried cream corn taste as good to you as it does to me?

I have not actually sampled this dish myself, although I have had pan-fried corn--it tastes a lot like chex mix.
(Someone, somewhere, thought I was going to write 'chicken.')


- corn question here! is it true some kind of impotency causing corn leaked out on some fields and is slowly taking over regular corn?

<s>I don't think so. Impotent corn would have a hard time reproducing.

It would be neat, however, to be able to take birth control via eating corn. Corn does many things! You know, I bought a bucket of spinach the other day by the brand of Newman's Own(R) Organics. The container looked to be made of plastic, but was, in fact, made from CORN! Imagine that!

Sadly, the box and lid melted and warped in the sun on our commute from Florida to Maryland. I still have the lid, which I will need to scan in some day.</s>

So it appears this wasn't a light-hearted comment, but something serious. Wacky. At any rate, in the article Idran links, I read: "Contraceptive corn is based on research on the rare condition, immune infertility, in which a woman makes antibodies that attack sperm." Like most contraceptives, I don't think this is meant to render unto the woman (or man--note that I feel the action of the contraception is likely going to work within the woman, as the condition mimicked appears to be a female condition, not a male condition) a permanent status of infertility, but that of temporary, controllable infertility. It's mimicking the typically undesirable condition of immune infertility; I'm unsure if we have the ability to induce or cure this condition on its own, but the article implies that it's on the genetic level, so I doubt it.

If this sort of item caused permanent infertility, it wouldn't really have any desiribility or market as a product--many, perhaps most people who use contraceptives want the option of procreation for the future, and those who don't already have the option of surgery--which is, might I add, reversible in all cases but the complete removal of the female organs. Vasectomies can be reversed, as can "tube tying" (surgery to sever the fallopian tubes, which isn't entirely reliable, actually, given that there have been instances of the fallopian tubes reattaching to the uterus, post-surgery).


Curse you all for having me post something serious in here. :( You ruined it! <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>

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Re: UPDATE

Postby Idran1701 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:04 pm

Yeah, Dia's right, upon closer reading, though I originally misread it the same way as the Exit Mundi guy did. The corn contains these spermicidal antibodies, but eating it doesn't introduce them into the system; it's used instead as the basis for a more effective spermicidal lubricant than what currently exists, with the added benefit of being plant-based and thus entirely biodegradable. <p><hr />
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Re: UPDATE

Postby pd Rydia » Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:17 pm

<ul>Someone needs to explain to me what possible benefit to humanity spermicidal vegetables are. Don't we already have contraceptives that aren't easy to slip on someone without their awareness/approval?</ul>
Personally? Because current contraceptive technology sucks, at least for me, and I imagine for a fair number of people who want to--you know--have sex, but still be true to their personal morals.

The following will go into personal beliefs, so be forewarned.




Point the first: I won't use any contraceptive that doesn't prevent conception. You can see how that'll cut down my options quite a bit.

Point the second: I'm on medications which make me feel morally responsible to control birth within the narrowest of narrow margins of error. There are some potentially nasty, nasty effects for getting pregnant if I don't first flush my system of all my current medications--which, at the moment and for the forseeable future, I need.




At this point, I see getting pregnant as irresponsible, to put it lightly--and, by and large, I'm provided with some rather primitive or unacceptable tools with which to be responsible. And that's sad. <p>
<div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>Edited by: pd Rydia&nbsp; Image at: 6/14/06 15:19

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Re: UPDATE

Postby ikozaedro » Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:21 pm

woah woah, while i knew it was true, i posted that trying to be funny, never thought it could end up like this, sowwy, didn't meant to kill the zanyness : ( <p><div style="text-align:center">Image
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-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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