Hey Mike...

[Shiranai]

Who is this guy? Either you're leading a secret double-life, or someone's jacking your style. And name. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr /></div></p>

[FF Fanatic 80]

*DER GASP*

[Capntastic]

His poetry reveals
in some short time
that our Mike prevails
when it comes to rhyme.

[Nick Shogun]

Sounds like it's time for a Haiku Beatdown, Guitar Hero style. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Zemyla]

He's not fluffy. Obviously, he's an impostor. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

[pd Rydia]

Imposter.


Firstly, what Zem said. Keenly done, Our Zem.

Secondly--list of favourite movies? Not nearly long enough, and not full of horrible, horrible Creature Features. Octopus II: River of Fear. Boa v Python. Frog. Night of the Leapus. Good god, I know these movies, mostly by reputation alone. ._. Also, I don't see The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, which is unmistakenly awesome.

Thirdly, the hair's too short. Mike's hair goes to the small of his back. As a matter of fact, his resemblance to Eurocentric depictions of Jesus are rather dampered by this fact.

Fourthly: Come on, where's the puns? Sheesh.


I DEMAND A REFUND! <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>Edited by: pd Rydia&nbsp; at: 3/24/06 15:05