Plans for World Conquest

[KingOfDoma]

I know a lot of you have 'em. Let's hear 'em.

And if you're worried about broadcasting your plans to the world, if you're TRULY meant to rule this earth, it won't matter who you tell, will it? <p><hr />
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[Archmage144]

Wait for Ashley to take over. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div>

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[Zemyla]

1. Make software that everyone will use.
2. ????
3. Profit! <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

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[Seethe347]

First, I will create a radical and fanatic religious cult, move it into a heavily fortified compound in the Midwest, and begin stockpiling weapons. I will then wait until the Peak Oil Crisis causes the collapse of modern civilization, at which point I will use the fervor of my followers and my own military genius to build a new empire spanning North America.

After securing my borders, I will then proceed with a large-scale program of scientific advancement with a particular emphasis on space-faring technology, as part of which I will build colonies under the ocean, in Antarctica, and on the moon for the purpose of research in hostile environment technology. After sufficient advancement in this program, I will next colonize Mars and focus on building a massive civilization there, eventually sending smaller resource gathering colonies to various other locations throughout the solar system and moving my base of operations to the Martian colony.

At this point, it should not prove difficult to conquer whatever earthbound nations still remain, especially if they have spent their time fighting over the meager resources of their neighbors on Earth as history tells us that they are wont to do. Once the necessary preparations are made, my forces will overrun the planet in the quickest and most efficient manner possible in order to achieve the greatest level of shock. I will then set an Alexandrian style government over the earth in order to promote and mix the various local cultures and to minimize the risk of rebellion.

And so it will come to pass that all of mankind will fall under my rule. However, that will not be enough, as I will then look upon the distant stars, and lust for them will fill my heart...

But not the sexual kind of lust. I mean the greedy kind of lust.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=seethe347>Seethe347</A] at: 1/30/06 4:25

[Nick Shogun]

You had the most detailed plan, so obviously you MUST be the must dangerous!

*shoots Seethe with the intent to save mankind, but ends up making Seethe a martyr. damn* <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Endesu]

Market los plagas as a new, hip low-carb snack! <p><hr />
So I smile and pray upon a star...</p>

[E Mouse]

Brainwash the next generation with the best videogame series EVER. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[PriamNevhausten]

Sterilize everyone. Kick back and watch. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Evil Killer Poptarts]

Sterilizing everyone's the cheating Elders way to do it.

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*Detonates the D-Tank* <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[KingOfDoma]

Priam: The hell's the point of ruling over a dead world? All plans must now involve at least an amount of the world's populace must live.

Or, y'know, be your zombie slaves. It's all good. <p><hr />
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[NebulaQueen]

Chuck: Why, he'd create a robot army, of course. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

[ikozaedro]

-step one: get myself a copy of "jaws", the nes game, not the movie.
-step two: show it to everyone and see then fall to the ground, trembling in fear.
-step three: rule. <p><div style="text-align:center"> <span style="color:fuchsia;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!</span>

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[Dragon Sage007]

Step 1)Steal all copies of Mario and Luigi:Superstar Saga and Mario and Luigi:Partners in Time ever made, as well as the plans for making more.

Step 2)Demand that anyone that wants a copy of either must become a minion in my army.

Step 3)Memorize Evil Overlord List, avoid such pitfalls.

Step 4)Become even more paranoid than Kelne.

Step 5)Rule, but with the jitters all the time. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

[Endesu]

Shortly thereafter, DW is assassinated by a hardcore NES fanboy. <p><hr />
So I smile and pray upon a star...</p>

[ikozaedro]

Quote:

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Step 1)Steal all copies of Mario and Luigi:Superstar Saga and Mario and Luigi:Partners in Time ever made, as well as the plans for making more.

Step 2)Demand that anyone that wants a copy of either must become a minion in my army.

Step 3)Memorize Evil Overlord List, avoid such pitfalls.

Step 4)Become even more paranoid than Kelne.

Step 5)Rule, but with the jitters all the time.

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sadly, that plan was stopped by the power of emulation, damn rom downloading rebel bastards! <p><div style="text-align:center"> <span style="color:fuchsia;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!</span>

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"Angels sung out, an immaculate chorus, down form the heaven descended Chuck Norris"
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[BrainWalker]

Bake everyone some delicious muffins... laced with my very own mind-control serum! They'll have no choice but to worhship me and my starchy glory! <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>