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Re: Howdy folks!

Postby Deeum » Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:23 am

Celeste an asshole? Surely you don't mean up to caliber That FD, Shini, and Rube are?

.... AHahahah... HAHAHAHAHAH..
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Re: Howdy folks!

Postby Shinigori V2 » Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:27 am

Celeste qualifies as much as Bunny does- That is, she gets the business end of wit more than most people. Because SHE EARNS IT EACH AND EVERY TIME. <p>
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Re: Howdy folks!

Postby Ganonfro » Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:04 am

Silly Celeste... Girls aren't capable of being that big of assholes, they were only made for popping out babies and slaving over a stove.


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Good News, Jesus!

Postby Nick Shogun » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:42 am

"Why did the woman cross the road?"

"Who cares? Why the hell isn't she in the kitchen, making me a sandwich!?!"


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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby Besyanteo » Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:23 pm

I now declare this thread to be 200% Sexier. <p>
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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby E Mouse » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:02 pm

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my nose vessels bursting <p>


<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby The Great Nevareh » Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:10 pm

... I really have no idea how to react to this thread. <p>[---------------------------]
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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby Dragon Sage007 » Sat Nov 26, 2005 12:08 am

Set it on fire.

It's what ol' grandpa Sage Nod would do.

Image : Yep, he's right. Burn it all, ee-hee hee... <p>
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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby Shinigori V2 » Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:25 am

It's too bad that nobody gives two shits what Sage would do, ain't it? <p>
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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby BrainWalker » Sat Nov 26, 2005 12:41 pm

This thread suddenly got a lot more assholeish after Celeste showed up. Poor Celeste.

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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby Ganonfro » Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:58 pm

Hey hey, I won't be letting you have sympathy for women. Women don't have feelings, so it'd just be wasted on her.


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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby Dragon Sage007 » Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:35 pm

*Sets Shini's post on fire*

*Quickly followed by his porn stash* <p>
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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby Deeum » Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:32 pm

*and kicks Ganon into SUPER HELL for old times sake* <p><div style="text-align:center">
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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby The Great Nevareh » Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:07 pm

Does he have any SUPER DEATH in his SUPER HELL? Aeris has SUPER DEATH. <p>[---------------------------]
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-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby Archmage144 » Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:11 pm

Regular hell just isn't good enough anymore, apparently. I guess if you're going to market it like anything else, it definitely needs a better name.

Perhaps we should start sending people to XTREME HELL? <p>
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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby Nakibe » Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:19 pm

XTREME HELL - Where shows like XTREEEM GHOSTBUSTERS live on till the end of time.

I don't think ANYONE deserves that much pain or suffering. <p><span style="font-size:small;">

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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby KingOfDoma » Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:33 pm

Hey! Don't dis that show! It showcased wonderful... uh... racial and social balancing?

... yeah, that's all it had going for it. <p>

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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby Besyanteo » Sun Nov 27, 2005 10:34 pm

I liked that show. :{ <p>
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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby KingOfDoma » Sun Nov 27, 2005 10:40 pm

Alfonso Ribeiro played the black guy and Rino Romano played the Latino guy.

Who are they? CARLTON BANKS AND THE NEW "THE BATMAN".

POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN, if you ask me. <p>

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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby PriamNevhausten » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:54 am

Wow, what happened? I checked this post when it was at a mere three replies, and said "Oh, another 'hey, I'ma be gone for a while' absence post, nothing interesting." What the fuck, almost sixty replies?

I shall write a book about this inexplicable phenomenon, complete with accompanying merchandising scheme; including children's toys, self-help books, collectible card games, juice boxes, console games, pillows, breakfast cereal, and kitchen sinks. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby The Great Nevareh » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:45 am

You're forgetting Prinnies. Market some special Prinnies for this phenomenon.

You can't ever have enough Prinnies. <p>[---------------------------]
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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby FlamingDeth » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:04 pm

I have no idea what's going on here, I'm just posting from work. <p>
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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby E Mouse » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:45 pm

May I also add that FDeth's original post for this thread is golden and should be Yaloganked?

... fuck, I jinxed it, didn't I? <p>


<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby Archmage144 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:30 pm

For his suggestion, I propose that we break E's internets. All of them. <p>
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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby E Mouse » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:24 pm

Note to self: Buy duct tape for dorm <p>


<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby FlamingDeth » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:21 am

It seems that all my internets have melted like some sort of terminator robot and reformed into some kind of monstrous super-internet, so it looks like I'm back. <p>
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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby Ganonfro » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:43 am

...A T-2000 line internet?!?!


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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby E Mouse » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:13 pm

My e-penix feels threatened. So much for T3. <p>


<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby PriamNevhausten » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:46 pm

FD is using the super-internet! Ha! Ha! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby Nakibe » Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:55 pm

Ohnoes! Quick, someone get John Connor away from the internet! <p><span style="font-size:small;">

Currently idolizing - Roger Bacon, Shadow Hearts
Likes : Forbidden magics, Determined people, His teacher
Dislikes : Stupid people, Church officials, People that prey on the weak
Method of Destroying the World : Feh. God can do it for me. >:{
Becomes Super Powerful When : ... well F***. When ISN'T he?</span>

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Re: Good News, Jesus!

Postby E Mouse » Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:56 pm

Image <p>


<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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