Two things of import.

[BrainWalker]

They are described at length in my livejournal, which various people read, but some do not, and some read on occasion but might not on a regular basis.

Yea.

Not a whole lot more to say in this post, and I need to go downstairs and bake pretzels... the dough finished rising 15 minutes ago, and you're not supposed to let it sit too long after that. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Vampire Jester Jinx]

I am frankly shocked. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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I rule the fanart forum with a fist of irony. .....I have nothing else witty to say. Or quote. I'm a sad person.</div></p>

[pd Rydia]

Seriously.

You just don't abandon bread like that.

Poorly prepared bread is just no bread at all. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div>
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[Vampire Jester Jinx]

This makes Brian being my mother very weird. >:{{{ <p><div style="text-align:center">

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I rule the fanart forum with a fist of irony. .....I have nothing else witty to say. Or quote. I'm a sad person.</div></p>

[JasonAB17]

They say incest is best, and it's something the whole family can get into!

*Sleeps with Dave, son of Dia, who is vaguely related to Pervy, who is his uncle! Totalyl sleeping with his cousin!* <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[BrainWalker]

That was almost too horribly wrong to be funny.

Almost. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[PriamNevhausten]

Damn kids an' yer viagra er whatever! Stop makin' so much noise! It's 2 AM for cryin' out loud!! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Uncle Pervy]

Back in my day, we didn't have none of these family and askin' out bullshit! When y' saw someone ya liked, ya lobbed plutonium from the other' side o' th' mine at 'em! <p>---------------------------

Your are not supposed to be reading this!</p>

[BrainWalker]

I fear the true romantics of Pervy's generation are all but gone in this day and age. Truly lamentable : ( <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[NebulaQueen]

Well stated, dear.

*Throws some isotopes towards his end of the mine.* <p>

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"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>Edited by: NebulaQueen at: 3/21/05 0:05

[PriamNevhausten]

Leukemia is a symptom of love, after all! Ain't it cute? <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Uncle Pervy]

Hell, it's why old men go bald! <p>---------------------------

Your are not supposed to be reading this!</p>

[Shinigori V2]

Or, you did what Pervy did, and have your friend do it, because you're too much of a pussy to touch plutonium.

I'm still waiting for my hermit crab that was supposed to be your end of the deal, too. e_e <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>