:(

[pd Rydia]

Dear (insert [landlord/forum member/lover/hairdresser/former roommate]'s name here),

I am, indeed, [Druish/Nebula in a clever disguise/interested in this producted and or service/aware that Zeke is down]. I dearly appreciate the offer of [tea/stabbings/image hosting/elk/sex], but [kindly decline/am really a man/Reject Your Presence].

The matter is that [Florida gets everything wrong/I am really your father/The world will end in the year 2000/Zeke will live once again]! This will occur when [I become a world-reknowned corn farmer/my family and I trek home and tend to Zeke/a comet and an asteroid collide on Uranus/Meat]. Then everyone will live in peaceful harmony once more.

Or, you know. Less broken images.

[Love/Stabbings/Molesterings/Restraining Orderings/Tea and Crumpets/Communism],

-Dia-

P.S. I can't get at the images for temporary hostings. :( Dun ask that, wanka. <p>

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[FlamingDeth]

People haven't been bugging you about that, have they? :(? <p>
<hr width="70%"><center>This month's "Transformer of the Month" is Grimlock in a Santa hat! He's quite jolly.</center></p>

[Zemyla]

Zeke is down? <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare</span>

Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

[Endesu]

...

Druish? <p>

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<span style="font-size:x-small;">Here's to absorbing in the new year!
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[Choark]

It is. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> Something cute plots your death </div></p>

[Besyanteo]

End: Space Balls. >: <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">Jeridan the Red Nosed Garoujin, had a very shiny nose!<br />And if you ever saw it, you'd even say it glowed.<br />All of the other Garou, laughed and called him names!<br />And then poor Jeridan, lost his temper and blasted their brains!</div></p>

[Spleen]

Yes, Zeke is down. Hence the fact that 99% of the pictures that are supposed to beautify our forum are gone. <p>__-__-__-__-__-__

"If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, it was obviously the work of ninja."
-Darkknight

"Screw normal, because if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."
-Christopher Titus</p>

[Zemyla]

Mine aren't! :D <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare</span>

Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

[Ganonfro]

"Funny... She doesn't look drewish"

[Endesu]

I concur with Zem.

Even if I do need to change my avatar. <p>

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<span style="font-size:x-small;">Here's to absorbing in the new year!
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