Quick note:

[SuperRube]

Don't view any e-mail you get from me, because I seem to have some gay ass virus of some sort. Thus, do not assume that I am paying attention to you and attempting to validate your pathetic life. Know that it's just a virus. <p>

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"Carrying a ham into a room, Mr. Connery says, 'hon mono.' It basically means that the ham he carries is genuine or real. We expect nothing less."</p>