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by **FF Fanatic 80** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:52 pm

> ChristianC: Quickly retrieve arms from scarf.

by **ChristianC** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:44 am

You've already got your arms, Pooplord!

by **BrainWalker** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:55 am

> ChristianC: Lose arms in freak accident, retrieve backup arms from... wherever it is you keep them.

by **Besyanteo** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:40 am

CC: Review the contents of your captchalogue and your fetch modus.

by **ChristianC** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:00 pm

BrainWalker wrote:> ChristianC: Lose arms in freak accident, retrieve backup arms from... wherever it is you keep them.

What? Freak Accident? Spare arms?

...Oh yeah, yeah. Horrible accident, yep. Good thing you had those spare arms around.

by **ChristianC** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:02 pm

Besyanteo wrote:CC: Review the contents of your captchalogue and your fetch modus.

Okay, what? Captchawhatchanow?

Going out on a limb, I'm assuming you're talking about your CordeusCoffin, which is where you store all your nefarious tricks and trinkets. Too bad you have no idea how to open the fucking thing.

by **Besyanteo** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:10 pm

CC: Command CordeusCoffin to open in a firm voice.

by **ChristianC** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:28 pm

Besyanteo wrote:CC: Command CordeusCoffin to open in a firm voice.

Despite your best attempts, your voice lacks the Rigidivox to properly open the CordeusCoffin.

In hindsight, you think this might've not been the wisest monetary investment in your life.

by **FF Fanatic 80** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:07 pm

> ChristianC: Check instruction manual for you CordeusCoffin.

(Also: Dear god what have I started ._. )

by **ChristianC** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:38 pm

Sorry folks, this is the end of the line for now... :[ I'm going to Boston tomorrow for PAX

I leave you with this:

by **Besyanteo** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:48 pm

CC: Open Pesterchum and troll ALCL004.

by **KingOfDoma** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:48 am

CC: Remove and eat candycorn horns.

by **ChristianC** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:32 am

FF Fanatic 80 wrote:> ChristianC: Check instruction manual for you CordeusCoffin.

That's sensible... reading the instructions should...

should...

THESE ARE NOT THE INSTRUCTIONS!

by **ChristianC** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:47 am

Besyanteo wrote:CC: Open Pesterchum and troll ALCL004.

Show Pesterlog:

-- capitalCypherer [CC] began pestering wunderfulSpy [WS]
at 12:01 --

CC: so I was watching the news the other day and I
heard you supertwinks 'saved the day' again. I'm
sure you, the stealth specialist, REALLY helped out
against that bananashark. WOW! You must feel so
useful to your team!
WS: :( leave me alone.
CC: Aww come on, we're just starting to get to know
each other! >:D
WS: i don't want to know you. you're mean.
CC: Haha, oh wow, you kiss your mom with that mo-
oh I'm sorry, I forgot about that >:D
WS: :( i'm goin gto tell enzo
CC: Enzo? Hah! Like I'm scared of that douche!
Whilst you pathetic wonderbabies swaddle in your
filth and play at being superheroes, I'm watching
you fumble in the dark and laughing my pants off.
Really, can you guys get any more ignorant of
what you are dealing with? It's like you put
yourself in a huge box and said 'Gee, I wonder
why I can't get out of here' all the while bitching
about how the D52 are keeping things secret
from you.

-- wunderfulSpy [WS] has blocked capitalCyphererer [CC]
at 12:05 --

by **ChristianC** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:50 am

KingOfDoma wrote:CC: Remove and eat candycorn horns.

NO WAY! That is NOT going to happen! You SERIOUSLY DON'T want to do that!

by **KingOfDoma** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:32 pm

ChristianC wrote:NO WAY! That is NOT going to happen! You SERIOUSLY DON'T want to do that!

CC: Crap... um... Sepulchritude?

by **Idran1701** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:13 pm

CC: Do something awesome and extremely difficult to draw.

by **FlamingDeth** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:34 am

> ChristianC: Hadouken!

by **BrainWalker** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:34 pm

>Hadouken: ChristianCdouken!

by **PriamNevhausten** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:13 pm

Code: Select all: soil thyself_

by **ChristianC** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:55 pm

Idran1701 wrote:CC: Do something awesome and extremely difficult to draw.

FlamingDeth wrote:> ChristianC: Hadouken!

What!? No! That would be incredibly silly! Why would you even...
uh...

You know... that sounds kinda cool!

by **ChristianC** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:56 pm

BrainWalker wrote:>Hadouken: ChristianCdouken!

HADOU - OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!

by **ChristianC** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:05 pm

PriamNevhausten wrote:
Code: Select all
soil thyself_

SOILING HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DONE!
HOW DO I STOP THIS FUCKING THING!?

by **Besyanteo** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:46 pm

CC: Be the girl.

by **FF Fanatic 80** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:17 pm

CC: Aim blast at your CordeusCoffin.

by **ChristianC** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:10 pm

Besyanteo wrote:CC: Be the girl.

You are now this young lady. At the moment without purpose,
our bold heroine has taken refuge in her LOUNGE, where she
stores a variety of LIQUORS that allows her to mix some rather
FABULOUS DRINKS in order to calm her nerves. A friend of hers,
a certain Cypherer, has recently cut off all contact from her,
although the reason for this remains UNKNOWN!

This young lady's name is... is... wow... you just had it...

It's...

by **FF Fanatic 80** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:52 am

Name: DrunkenTramp

(...I am soooo sorry ._. )

by **la_chibi** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:21 am

*is highly amused by this thread*

DrunkenTramp: Dance uproariously in a raunchy and ribald, yet strangely G-rated, burst of energy! Upon a table! While singing gloriously!

by **ChristianC** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:57 pm

FF Fanatic 80 wrote:Name: DrunkenTramp

Try again, Pooplord!

by **Jak Snide** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:16 pm

Name: Velma "Pearls" McQueen.

by **ChristianC** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:55 pm

Jak Snide wrote:Name: Velma "Pearls" McQueen.

by **Besyanteo** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:40 pm

VM: Pop a couple aspirin and get back to us with the dance number later.

by **Capntastic** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:59 pm

Eat the aspirins and then drink the alcohols

by **FF Fanatic 80** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:21 am

Velma: Fondly regard phonograph.

by **ChristianC** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:38 am

la_chibi wrote:DrunkenTramp: Dance uproariously in a raunchy and ribald, yet strangely G-rated, burst of energy! Upon a table! While singing gloriously!

This is a truly great idea!!!

Unfortunately, you are currently having a massive headache and couldn't possibly...

possibly...

Oh but the bar does call to your flamboyant flapper-soul, oh how you wish to
gyrate atop that polished wooden surface and frivolously dance the charleston!

(Slight edit of order of input. Now, unfortunately, I must resume vigil over my personal studies, we shall see how soon I shall update this!)

by **Besyanteo** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:20 pm

Pearls: Aspirin, it does a headache good.

(CC: Get on AIM so I can show you that thing we were talking about. >: )

by **Shinigori V2** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:41 am

FF Fanatic 80 wrote:Velma: Fondly regard phonograph.

I swear to god as I scrolled past this I read "Fondle phonograph"

by **BrainWalker** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:16 am

Velma: Fondle phonograph.

by **Jak Snide** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:14 am

BrainWalker wrote:Velma: Fondle phonograph.

Yes. Fondle the phonograph so that it may play some music to accompany your imminent dancing.

by **la_chibi** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:58 am

I am delighted with how popular my command became.

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