I have a manly job

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I have a manly job

Unread postby Christian » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:03 am

Proof(s)

#1: I wear a lime-green shirt and dark-grey shorts, no matter the weather.
#2: Our logo looks like the Death Star. Or, as I see it, a Pokéball.
#C: We carry shit. All the time.
4¤: We are a nigh-all men working force, with two and a half womens in a group of 20+
:D: At about 4 AM any conversation piece becomes intermingled with grunts, shouts, random obscenities and accusations of "stealing our jobs"
!!!!!: At 6 AM, those are the only things composing conversations
#7: At half past 6 AM I am roaring like a World Eaters Chaos Marine while I tear large boxes of cardboard into tiny pieces with my man-fists, bellowing out a confident challenge to any who would dare oppose my reign. Often times, these calls of dominance are echoed across the vast plains of the warehouse by other Warlords.
#8: I sleep to 3 PM.

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Re: I have a manly job

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:19 am

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Re: I have a manly job

Unread postby Capntastic » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:21 am

I'm just here to point out that gay porn is statistically a very manly job.

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Re: I have a manly job

Unread postby Idran1701 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:29 am

Christian wrote:Proof(s)

#1: I wear a lime-green shirt and dark-grey shorts, no matter the weather.
#2: Our logo looks like the Death Star. Or, as I see it, a Pokéball.
#C: We carry shit. All the time.
4¤: We are a nigh-all men working force, with two and a half womens in a group of 20+
:D: At about 4 AM any conversation piece becomes intermingled with grunts, shouts, random obscenities and accusations of "stealing our jobs"
!!!!!: At 6 AM, those are the only things composing conversations
#7: At half past 6 AM I am roaring like a World Eaters Chaos Marine while I tear large boxes of cardboard into tiny pieces with my man-fists, bellowing out a confident challenge to any who would dare oppose my reign. Often times, these calls of dominance are echoed across the vast plains of the warehouse by other Warlords.
#8: I sleep to 3 PM.


I don't know, complaining about "stealing your jobs", a logo like the Death Star, a lot of expressions of anger, getting to bed really early. That sounds less like a manly job and more like you got tricked into joining a conservative political party. And I think that's a felony offense in Sweden, from what I understand. :(

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Re: I have a manly job

Unread postby BrainWalker » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:51 am

Well, given the social dynamics of conservatism, it's not entirely inappropriate to call it "manly."

Also, how exactly do you have half a woman? Are we talking staggital or transverse symmetry? Or... something more sinister? Or something more boring? And what's the other half? I originally assumed it was a man, but that wasn't stated explicitly. Could just as easily be, like, dragon or machine or something.

And finally, no-one's taken a guess, so I'm assuming CC got himself a job as the guy from Boxxle. Perhaps a new, modern, testosterone-fuled extra-brown-and-gray version.
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Re: I have a manly job

Unread postby Christian » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:03 am

Coronal dragon in fact. A dragonman... ah... woman.

*silently garrotes Idran*

Also, that game consequently killed three sessions of Opera, BW. I applaud you.

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Re: I have a manly job

Unread postby Idran1701 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:02 am

Christian wrote:*silently garrotes Idran*


That's just more evidence in favor of my theory!

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Re: I have a manly job

Unread postby Christian » Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:26 am

Don't you mean "Blargh I'm dead" ?

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Re: I have a manly job

Unread postby Idran1701 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:28 pm

Nah, you killed me too fast for me to die.

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Re: I have a manly job

Unread postby Capntastic » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:27 pm

I'm sure a lot of gay porn is shot in a warehouse as the echoes of their powerful grunts permeate the cold midnight air.

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Re: I have a manly job

Unread postby Christian » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:48 pm

Capntastic wrote:I'm sure a lot of gay porn is shot in a warehouse as the echoes of their powerful grunts permeate the cold midnight air.


See? Now that's the kind of... the kind of bullshit I simply cannot approve. It's on, my dear sir, It's on like Diddy Kong.

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Re: I have a manly job

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:49 am

... you know he's the second most gay character in the Donkey Kong Universe, right? Only Kiddy Kong beats him for that lame-ass onesie... and he's a BABY...
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Re: I have a manly job

Unread postby Capntastic » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:59 am

"Heh, you just lost man points for conjuring the name of an unmanly character; now tremble, mortal, before my encyclopedic knowledge of an even less manly one!"


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