"Two problems, Nagan" Pervy says. "First, ye can't use magic lest ye wanna get us all blown t' hell an' back. Think about it. They'll hit people they already conquered, what th' hell makes ye think they
won't wipe out a base wit' people they already hate in it. So yer magic's out lest ye wanna kill us all.
"Second off, we gotta make this look right. There be a fine line 'tween makin' 'em think yer breakin' in an' lookin' too suspicious fer yer own good.
"Now, this tis my place. Firstly, ye kids take one o' them metal carts an' drive it up t' th' gates. An' load th' fucker up wit' as much gunpowder as ye got. Now, they're gonna get suspicious an' try t' arrest ye, right? So yer boys pile out th' cart, then set t' powder off. BOOM! Their front gate's gone! Now, they'll be thinkin' its fer real. Now, ye get a few o' yer boys out there wit' th' best guns ye got, givin' coverin' fire.
Best part is, if this works right... Ye actually do break in th' front, while th' rest hit th' back. Give then fuckers a two front war an' make 'em surrender!"
The pirate grinned a bit, recalling when he did something like this in a port at Inustan a few years ago.
Edited by: Uncle Pervy
at: 3/28/03 10:23:24 pm