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*kicks his own ass*

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:27 pm

I need to be here more. I do love you guys, and I want to be here more, I do. ... so I'll give you content.

...

Random XKCD is go!
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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby BrainWalker » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:58 pm

Nope. We'll probably never move on. Not as long as being naked is a much greater offense than stabbing someone in the throat.

Although sometimes it does seem like we're making very, very slow progress.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby Besyanteo » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:21 pm

I assume that BW is referring to this; Since what Chuck linked is literally the random comic selection thingy, not everyone would have been linked to that same comic.

Also, I'm not sure how to respond to Chuck without being smarmy, which isn't something I'm very good at. Instead! :octopus:

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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby Christian » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:37 pm

Oh yeah? You love us? Well, our love isn't... ah... isn't that cheap. So you have to pay us. Or me. With like... money. Or food. Or stuff. I'm not picky.

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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby FlamingDeth » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:52 pm

Hey now, I do the ass-kicking around these parts.

*does so*

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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby Kai » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:27 am

*declares Martian Law and dubs FD Sir Phobos! Knight of Mars, and Beater of Ass*

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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby BrainWalker » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:55 am

Bes has the right of it. That's what I get for not paying attention.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby Spleen » Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:53 pm

I'll right you!

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*assists BW into a standing position*
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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:34 pm

... still as random as ever... ^_^, I'm home...
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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby Shinigori V2 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:12 am

Yeah, and you fucking forgot to bring home bread.


Again.

Better go back out.
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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby BrainWalker » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:23 am

Yes, yes, this new upright perspective certainly has its advantages. I can see why it has become the standard. From here, I can clearly see that we're also low on peanut butter, beryllium-10, and transcendence. Chop chop, KoD.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:55 pm

Be sure to get the good transcendence, the Maybelline brand, too; not that generic stuff. The store brand always gives me gas.
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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby Spleen » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:23 pm

Is the gas transcendent, too?
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:38 am

I got the bread, and the beryllium (btw: James Bond is dead), but they wouldn't give me the transcendence because my license is expired. Is anyone here an exalted and revered guru?
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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby Nakibe » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:38 pm

Well, I'm more of an insane rambling madman, that's sort of like being licensed, right?

And did you remember to fill the filter with orange marmalade before you left?

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Re: *kicks his own ass*

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:21 am

Oh, shit... I FILLED IT WITH GRAPE JELLY!

Quick, to the Batmobile! BEFORE THE ENTIRE EARTH IS CONSUUUUUUUUUMED.
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