KNIFE FIGHT!

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Spleen
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KNIFE FIGHT!

Unread postby Spleen » Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:12 pm

*stabs the next poster in the kidney!*
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21

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Unread postby Kai » Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:14 pm

Gah! You're gonna get an ass full of pipe wrench!

PIPE WRENCH FIGHT!

(Watch out for Kai; she's gonna beat you up with the pipe wrench.)

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:44 pm

*two pipe wrenches kick the shit out of eachother, while vagabonds place bets*
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Spleen » Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:03 am

*summons George Washington to beat Kai up with his thirty goddamn dicks*
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:07 pm

Pie fight. >:[

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Unread postby Besyanteo » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:54 pm

*appears on the stage by the wrench fighters, opposite Dia* NYE FIGHT! >:

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Unread postby Spleen » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:21 am

*bombards Bes's homeworld from orbit*
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21

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Unread postby Besyanteo » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:03 pm

*Repels the bombs by utilizing anti-gravity harnessed from the hair of Beakman!*

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:47 am

*rigs up an intricate, twisty, cartoony length of pipe to redirect Bes's Nyedoken preemptively towards the next person who enters the conflict*
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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FUCKING OW

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:31 am

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"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Kyne » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:08 am

pd Rydia wrote:Pie fight. >:[

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*divides circumference by diameter*

NO, PI FIGHT! D:<

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BLOOD PIE DISCUS ATTACK!!!
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Unread postby D » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:48 am

Hi guys just dropping by- OW MY EVERYTHING.




*dies*

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Unread postby Spleen » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:23 am

Oh look, a new poster! Welcome! *throws a harpoon at Kyne*
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21


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