Bar, pie, goblin

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Bar, pie, goblin

Unread postby pd Rydia » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:14 pm

You peer into the doorway of a 10-foot by 10-foot Kotoki's Bar and Inn.

In the center of the Bar and Inn is a simple, 4-legged wooden table. On the table sits delicious Neo Vane pie.

Next to the table stands an excessively large goblin. She (?) is wearing a strawberry patterned apron over drab work clothes. Under the apron is a belt adorned with a variety of kitchen implements.

> Command?

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Unread postby Capntastic » Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:27 pm

>Yodel

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:09 pm

>Interpretive Dance

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:59 pm

The goblin seems intrigued by these actions, and especially impressed by Capntastic's yodeling. She pulls out a frying pan and wooden spoon from off her belt and begins to bang out a jazzy beat.

>Command?

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Unread postby glu-glu » Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:31 pm

>Ask politely if i could have some pie while i move silly to the Jazzy beat.
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Unread postby KingOfDoma » Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:57 pm

>Pancake Batter
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Unread postby Blackwind Isao » Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:05 am

>recordificate
Ignorance has no power over those who dare to know. And those who dare have the power to change everything. - Dana Hunter
Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self imposed immaturity. Immaturity is the inability to use one's understanding without guidance from another. This immaturity is self-imposed when its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in lack of resolve and courage to use it. Sapere Aude! -I. Kant

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Unread postby Reako Somner » Sun Aug 10, 2008 4:44 am

>look for questgiver

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Unread postby Spleen » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:17 am

>say how i mine for fish??
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:27 am

The goblin seems to consider glu-glu's request.

"Frau Cow said this was a very special pie. So...it can only go to a very special person."
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There is no pancake batter. Are you sure that is what you meant to type?
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Recordificate what?
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Reako looks around the Bar and Inn with his twinkishly keen eyes. He spots a mouse in the corner.
--
The goblin hands Spleen a cast-iron fork and gives him directions to the Doman Park. "Und if you catch fish, bring me back some trout!"
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> Command?

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Unread postby Capntastic » Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:13 pm

>Order a jelly donut and a bottle of anything.
>Look side to side, shadily.
>Exclaim "To go!"

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:25 pm

>open mailbox
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
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Unread postby Besyanteo » Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:19 pm

>do science to it

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:23 pm

The goblin does not respond to Capntastic's request. Perhaps she thinks it is part of the song?
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Priam opens the mailbox. Inside is an envelope which informs you that you may already be a winner!

However, before you can see whether or not you have won, Besyanteo walks up, grabs your letter, and does science to it.

"There must be a way into the cabin!" the letter exclaims! "Think! Think! Cabin! This letter will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Five, four, three..."
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> Command?

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Unread postby Besyanteo » Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:30 pm

>Discard letter
>N

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Unread postby Molokidan » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:42 pm

>climb through window
"Well slap a dead fish on me and call me Molokidan!"

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:58 am

>Find internet walkthrough

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:51 am

You discard the letter just in time. It explodes behind Molokidan as he is climbing through the window, propelling him into the Bar and Inn!

>Unknown Command 'N'

>Command?

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Molokidan feels a pleasant explosion on his fanny before he is suddenly sent flying into the Bar and Inn. He has just enough time to see the room's inhabitants--

Capntastic (who wants a jelly donut),
Jak Snide (who is dancing),
glu-glu (who is also dancing),
KingOfDoma (who might be batting cakes with pans),
Blackwind Isao (who is recordificating something),
ReakoSomner (who is currently seeking a questgiver),
Spleen (who is holding a fork),
a mouse (who is in the corner),
and a goblin (who is protecting some delicious Neo Vane Pie)

--before he lands upon the pie.

SPLUT.

>Command?

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>Command?

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Unread postby Ark » Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:59 pm

> Catch and Eat mouse!!!
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Unread postby Molokidan » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:48 am

>apologize goblin
"Well slap a dead fish on me and call me Molokidan!"

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Unread postby KingOfDoma » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:55 pm

>hit a warm fluffy maple syrupy home run
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Unread postby Christian » Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:21 pm

>say "so this is where the action is
>get groovy
>look me

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:47 am

Reako stares in astonishment as Choark bursts through the wall. Well, okay, Choarks bursting through walls isn't really all that surprising. He is, however, rather taken aback as Choark grabs the tiny, furry questgiver and eats it whole. He wasn't done with that questgiver yet!

"Squeak! Stop tha--!" Choark hears, just before popping the delicious snack into his mouth.

>Command?

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Molokidan apologizes to the goblin. Good thing, too! She is spluttering in rage--and then, suddenly distracted. It would seem some blue-haired barbarian ninja has burst through the southern wall of the Bar and Inn.

>Command?

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There is no warm fluffy maple syrupy home run. Are you sure that is what you wanted to hit?

>Command?

--

Christian looks at himself. Despite his gettin' groovy, his long, silky-smooth purple hair remains perfect--thanks to his wise choice in shampoo and conditioner. Herbal Essence: celebrate your hair!

>Command?

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Unread postby Christian » Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:20 pm

>rub scalp choark

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Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:44 am

>Scratch chin, thoughtfully.

>take Red Rose from Bouquet

>Give Red Rose Goblin

>Say, "Could I convince such a wonderful lady to tell me more of her skills?"

>Realize I forgot to tell other people of plan "Distract the Goblin so that other people can grab pie."

>Swear. Swear like a sailor.

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:42 pm

Suddenly, Choark is noogied by Christian! Choark's hair becomes even more of a mess! He should have used Herbal Essence instead of the competitor's brand.

>Command?

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Thoughtfully, Sage scratches his chin. He then plucks the single red rose from bouquet of flowers.

Presenting the flower to the goblin with a flourish, he asks her suavely: "Could I convince such a wonderful lady to tell me more of her skills?"

The goblin certainly seems taken aback. She accepts Sage's flower, but gives him an appraising look. Suddenly, he swears like a sailor, and she blushes.

"Such beautiful thorns!" she says, looking over the rose coyly. "I am just a simple battlecook, and not very good with flowers, but I will do my best to take care of it."

>Command?

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*Inputs typical Choark behavour*

Unread postby Ark » Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:51 pm

> laugh

> slap Christian on back

> throw Christian upwards

> catch Christian

> noogie Christian

> spin Christian anti-clockwise

> laugh
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Unread postby Spleen » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:48 pm

>fornicate
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21

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Unread postby Christian » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:44 pm

>tape Spleen: fornicate


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