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What in the blue fuck.

Unread postby Besyanteo » Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:45 pm

OK. So, I sat down to do my very first piece of college composition homework tonight! I felt like a big kid! English 111. I could have taken honors, if I'd signed up earlier. Oops. Well, what's tonight's assugnment? Read 11 pages in my little book, and answer the fifth question on the last page, with a one paragraph answer! Wow, that's right up there with thinking, as far as difficulty goes. So I happily sat down to begin my assignment. Eleven pages, watch them fly by!

There are no questions in this book. The hell? I look around! Surely, there must be questions in a College Composition text book! ... Nope. No questions. However, there is alot of boring historical and geographical information about Latin America. ... As a matter of fact, further study shows the entire book is about just that, Latin American history! ... Wait, what?


I'm going to have the book replaced tomorrow. I'm going to rush home afterwards, and do the assignment, because while it's due tomorrow, this is some funky new hybrid course, where half of the damn thing is done Online! So whee. I turn it in tomorrow, before 6 PM some time. ... What the fuck. Stupid asshole did this and then sold the damn book back to the school.

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:53 pm

...wow. <p>
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Unread postby KingOfDoma » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:00 pm

You're right. That is impressively assy. But a good scam, nonetheless... good thing no one would think to CHECK something like that, or else someone might get caught.

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Unread postby Uncle Pervy » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:07 pm


That's amazing. I have never heard of anything like this. Ever. I would never have expected it. <p>---------------------------

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Re: What in the blue fuck.

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:28 am

I'm hovering between 'High-larious' and....well, okay, it's just high-larious. =D <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

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Re: What in the blue fuck.

Unread postby Molokidan » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:53 am

*Writes this down on his "Things to do" list* <p>---------------

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Re: What in the blue fuck.

Unread postby Zemyla » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:32 am

That's so impressively wrong. I feel bad for you, Bes, but at the same time I'm laughing. <p>-----
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Unread postby SALSAlys » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:10 pm


And Molo, if you dare desecrate one such book in that fashion , I will hunt you down and floss your teeth with your spine. >:

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Unread postby Vampire Jester Jinx » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:37 pm

.......If that wasn't done to you, I'd laugh my head off. :P <p><div style="text-align:center">

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Unread postby Endadelta » Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:58 pm

Worst thing that ever occurred to me:

Bought a Psychology textbook used. It turned out that entire chapters were torn out and put into a seemingly random order, so the entire book was verklempt. And even though they accepted it before, they wouldn't retake the book, due to it being in 'poor condition'. It was the same state as when I bought it. Now I own an old Psych book. Ah well.

That said, that's certainly worse than what happened to me. Did the homework assignment turn out well, at least? <p>

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Re: What in the blue fuck.

Unread postby Besyanteo » Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:47 pm

We'll find out soon! I emailed it in at the very least.

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Unread postby Celeste of Elvenhame » Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:56 am

at least they let you exchange it.... <p>---------------Celeste of Elvenhame ---------------

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Re: What in the blue fuck.

Unread postby The Great Nevareh » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:18 am

Something very much like that happened to me, once, except it WAS the right book and the prevalent idea was that the teacher had never read the damn thing. There's a high chance that she ordered the wrong books, but rather than look into it, she taught the course from a book that was about European History rather than a book that was about Victorian English Literature. It was funny until I realized that I'm supposed to be learning something in these classes, and that I'm paying large sums of money to do it. <p>[---------------------------]
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