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NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby SuperRube » Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:03 am

Disclaimer: This is going to be stupid.

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Last time on Ninja <s>Gaiden</s> L4M3R LOLOLROFLMOLESTOR!!!!11

Image Rarr. I am Jaquio. I plan on summoning a demon for whatever reason.

Image Halt. I am Ryu. You may or may not have been indirectly responcible for my fathers death. I'm still kind of blurry on that. Regardless, I am going to stop you.

Image Oh. Damn. *Is killed.*

Image Yay. I am avenged, I think.

Image Rarr. I am the demon. I was summoned anyway. Time to eat some virgins or whatever it is us demons do.

Image Shit. Well, I suppose I should kill that thing, just so long as I'm here.

Image Fucking Ninjas. *Is also killed.*

Image Well that was fun. Now it's time to watch my dad die and to shack up with that girl I just met. I wonder what her name is?

*Roll credits*

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Now it's one year later. And stuff.

Image

Image

Image d00d jaquio got pwnd

Image lol. that fag. wot abut teh ninja?

Image he dun know shit

Image coo. keep doin wht i told u 2 do.

Image d00d, wat about that dragon guy??/

Image fuck him. just folow my strat

Image k *leaves*

Image

Image

Image soon...

*Dramatic lightning omg*

Image ...th deamon gate wil open...

*More dramatic lightning, omg again*

Image ...evry1 wil bow b4 me...

*Again with the lightning, I suppose it's getting less dramatic at this point. Oh well.*

Image ...AND I WILL B GOD!!!111 LOLOL ROTFLMAO!!!11!1oneonedemon

*FINAL AND BESTEST LIGHTNING EVER*

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...Stupid Ideas that Seemed funnier at two in the mourning productions presents:

<span style="font-size:x-large;">NINJA LAMER 2:</span>
THE DARK SWORD OF OMGWTF

Starring....

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And

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..and some other people. They aren't as important, 'tho.

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NEXT TIME:
Some other stuff happens, provided Rube doesn't lose all intrest in this project. Which will probably happen, once he realizes how fucking stupid it is.

Oh, and a Ninja will totally flip out and kill people.
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"Things should be harder to understand, harder to use, and as painful as possible. Pain builds character."</p>

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Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby Uncle Pervy » Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:17 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!

Rube, this is fucking great. ^_^

"Fucking Ninjas. *Is also killed.*" <---Lovely lovely line.



OMG PLAINTEXT! <p><div style="text-align:center">Image Image Image Image Image ImageImage</div></p>Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=unclepervy@rpgww60462>Uncle]&nbsp; Image at: 4/25/03 2:24:10 am

SuperRube
 

Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby SuperRube » Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:22 am

Don't you touch that. A lot of love went into it.

...which I suppose is sort of sad, when you think about it. <p>

"Things should be harder to understand, harder to use, and as painful as possible. Pain builds character."</p>

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Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby Uncle Pervy » Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:37 am

Given that it's hilarious, there is nothing sad about it at all.

Also, I shall not touch it; I'm just itching to Plaintext a lamar. <p><div style="text-align:center">Image Image Image Image Image ImageImage</div></p>

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Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby Kelne » Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:10 am

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*breathes*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - *OMG KILLED BY NINJA!* <p>I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.
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Bob the Cat
 

Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby Bob the Cat » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:11 am

Awesome. Steve :-( wins something that he should win that I do not know what it is but it would pay tribute to him in such a manner that all would say "whoa"


Also next time incorporate this picture into your story somehow. Like an epilogue OMFG. <p>_________________
And now a game of Magic: The stabbering:
"I stab you"
"Yeah well I stab you back"
"I stab you in the face!"
"I stab you with your mom!" -WINNER!

And now your moment of zen:
KotokiFrog: ...I want to have sex with KOS-MOS.
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Uncle Pervy
 

Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby Uncle Pervy » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:45 am

Bob needs to stop being a Camping Newschool Fagg0rt.Image <p><div style="text-align:center">Image Image Image Image Image ImageImage</div></p>

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Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby Bob the Cat » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:52 am

You know. I remember PSM once had Hayabusa drawn serving martinis to the DOA girls at the beach.


Watch as he's relegated to that duty in DOX:XB 2 THE REVENGE OF THE THONG



I'm scared. <p>_________________
And now a game of Magic: The stabbering:
"I stab you"
"Yeah well I stab you back"
"I stab you in the face!"
"I stab you with your mom!" -WINNER!

And now your moment of zen:
KotokiFrog: ...I want to have sex with KOS-MOS.
_______________</p>

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Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby Jak Snide » Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:36 pm

Bob needs to tell me what the hell that level is in DoA2, if it is even DoA2.


Bob the Cat
 

Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby Bob the Cat » Fri Apr 25, 2003 3:09 pm

I think it's in DoA 2 Hardcore.

I dunno I don't have the game. <p>_________________
And now a game of Magic: The stabbering:
"I stab you"
"Yeah well I stab you back"
"I stab you in the face!"
"I stab you with your mom!" -WINNER!

And now your moment of zen:
KotokiFrog: ...I want to have sex with KOS-MOS.
_______________</p>

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Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby Jak Snide » Fri Apr 25, 2003 3:33 pm

Hardcore being the one for the PS2, aye? If so, I have that game, but haven't come across that level...


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Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby Bob the Cat » Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:13 pm

And now a caption for the above picture:

"WTF, I KILLZORED ALL TEH DEMONS N SHIT AN NOW DIS CHIK WIT BIG BOUBIES IS KIKING ME IN TEH WALL AFTER I SED SEH HAD A NIEC RACK. SUM CHIKS KANT TAKE COMPLEMENTS SHEEHS" <p>_________________
And now a game of Magic: The stabbering:
"I stab you"
"Yeah well I stab you back"
"I stab you in the face!"
"I stab you with your mom!" -WINNER!

And now your moment of zen:
KotokiFrog: ...I want to have sex with KOS-MOS.
_______________</p>

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Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby LadyDragonClawsEDW » Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:25 pm

RUBE WINS. FATALITY. <p>
Image One hat to rule them all.</p>

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Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby pd Rydia » Sat Apr 26, 2003 8:49 pm

Diane is lost. <p>
<span style="font-size:xx-small;">-=- "Careful wit' that blade, th's innkeep's a cranky sort when folks start fightin' Ye dun wanna know how many rowdy drunks she's ate" -- Uncle Pervy
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-=- "Maybe... or maybe you're just not drunk enough." -- Nakibe</span></p>

SuperRube
 

Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby SuperRube » Sat Apr 26, 2003 10:06 pm

Play Ninja Gaiden 2.

Then you'll be lost and frustrated! :D!

Also: The next chapter will be coming just as soon as I feel less frustrated about my computer locking up while typing up the last one. <p>

"Things should be harder to understand, harder to use, and as painful as possible. Pain builds character."</p>

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Re: NINJA LAMER 2

Unread postby Endadelta » Sun Apr 27, 2003 5:04 am

Dude. That fits the NG storylines so well.


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