Hose water

[Manga no Manda]

The best water comes from your garden hose.

Penn and Teller says so and so says I!

If you don't believe me take a swig!! I dares ya.

[FF Fanatic 80]

Considering some of the things I've seen crawl in and out of a hose?

no way =[

[E Mouse]

And if this is a euphamism? <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Nick Shogun]

I don't think that the hose is a metaphor for right-to-life, E. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[ikozaedro]

BULLSHIT! <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
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-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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[Choark]

GODDAMN! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Deeum]

Dude, on a hot summer day where you're stuck outside for hours?
The water hose is your friend. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[Justice Augustus]

5 hours of experimentation have proven this to be FALSE.

Also: I now have developed diptheria.
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[NamagomiMk0]

Neko-sama wins. Bullshit-ality! <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

[Capntastic]

WE NEED COH/V PENN IN HERE NOW!

[pd Rydia]

But tap water varies in shittiness from geographical area to geographical area!

Obvious solution: These people were drinking out of special hoses equipped with multiple filters spaced along their lengths. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>

[Nick Shogun]

My tap water is friggin' awesome. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Zemyla]

Mine is, too. It must be the special mix of antiseptic chemicals they use. <p>-----
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[Spleen]

I believe it's usually not the tap water that's the problem, it's the hose. They do make drinking-safe hoses, you know. The normal kind of hose can give you a host of different ailments if you drink from it. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>