by Vampire Jester Jinx » Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:28 pm
Copied and pasted for Pervy's understanding/enjoyment/fully explain my current anger inducing problem.
I have a motherfucking demi stalker I swear.
It all started out beginning of last semester when I was just a lab assistant, not in multimedia, and I worked a few shifts with a guy named Joseph. I found out he was a huge nerd, and casually invited him to a DND game. BIG MISTAKE! Long story short, game never went down, but Joseph kept up the pestering. OH THE PESTERING. He'd call and call...Got my fucking number from the staff directory. By this time I'd figured out, he's a pretty lousy person. He breathes like darth vader, and dresses like my grandfather. All he talks about is "Anime babes" as he calls it. He loves Chii. He loves Chii in a not right way. He likes the idea of robotic sex women. Scares the hell out of me, and why he'd think I want to know what gets him off? I start to avoid him. Avoid talking to him on shift. Ignore his existence for those few hours. Basically, I was a bitch, without going to any effort to dissuade him from bothering me.
Then I got transferred to Multimedia, and I only had to work one hour with Joseph a week. All is fine, until he MEMORIZES my work schedule and pops in to say hi, every shift change. If I was gone from work for whatever reason, he'd ask everyone in the department if I was ill, or what was the matter? He asked me out on several dates. His idea of asking was, "So I'm going to see this movie this weekened." Alexis ="Uh huh. e.e" Joseph="Sooooooooooo you're not going with me?" Alexis= "You didn't ask." Joseph=*Breathebreathescary* "Well?" Alexis="Sorry I kinda have plans." you'd think after consistant rejection he'd get the hint! He becomes the department joke, at the department Christmas party when he followed me persistanly around and pestered me the entire time. It's very damn noticable by now, and everyone knows it.
I think, AHA, all is well! My schedule for next semester includes no Joseph! Life is grand! EGADS, there are two new HIRES for the multimedia lab and they need to be trained! One of which is Joseph. OH HELLS, I cry in indignation, PLEASE please I hope I do not have to train him! Thankfully. I do not. Poor poor Sontee has to train the bastard. I only have to work two hours with him a week. Apparantly this pisses Joseph off, that not only does he not get to be trained by me, but he doesn't get to work with me hardly at all despite transferring! ;_;
You know, I might think he was a decent person...somewhere in there, and maybe I'm a huge bitch.....If it weren't for the next bit. He refused to learn anything. And KNEW NOTHING. HOW he got hired into Mmedia I'll never know! He can't edit video! He can't edit photos, he can't even take proper digital photos. HE DIDN'T EVEN GRASP BASIC HTML. He couldn't even use Dreamweaver or motherfucking Frontpage!
But here's the kicker. He refused to learn. That would be okay, if someone had the intelligence, and was a quick learner. Or tried to learn at all! But he ignored Sontee. He'd sleep at his desk, claiming that "You just can't explain it right, I'll ask Alexis about it later, she says anything and it just MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!" He did JACK SHIT. He worked on the same work order, six weeks. He was in charge of inventory for one day of the week. Inventory takes 30 minutes if your dragging your everloving ass. HE TOOK FOUR HOURS. BECAUSE HE WOULD GET CONFUSED OR SLEEP. He was in charge of the easiest and most reoccuring work order we get, updating the News and Info part of the site, but uploading a news article. A COPY AND PASTE JOB. ADD A LINK. FTP TWO PAGES. HE FUCKING DESTROYED THAT ENTIRE PART OF THE SITE, AND SONTEE, EESHITA and I, had to spend three hours fixing his fuck up. When done properly, that takes FIVE MINUTES. But he still refused to do anything. He took four hours to scan FOUR SLIDES. I SCANNED 75 in that amount of time, because the work order he botched was GIVEN TO ME. HE'd sleep or annoy Sontee by either talking about me, or his dumb robotic women. Or something else insanely boring. It's pretty apparant that he transferred in, to be with me. But didn't like that he wasn't paired with me, and that you know, he had to do work.
I find things messed up in my file cabinet. We all have our own personal file cabinets. Sontee told me that Joseph told her, that I had given him permission to use mine. And had been going through my things. ......Sweet GOD MAN!
Finally my boss all but tosses him out. Reassigned him to do regular lab work, with only an hour of multimedia work. I REJOICE! YAY! SIX WEEKS OF HELL, AND MAKING ALL OF MMEDIA MISERABLE ARE OVER~ But he's doing it again. He's memorized my schedule and pops in all the time. He found out which apartment complex I'm at, because he heard Yaniv say he moved into the same one as me.
Here's what inspired my entry. Today he stops by. His voice fucking BREAKS like a prepubesant male when he squeeks, "Hi alexis!" (I swear he's like 26.) I'm all alone. He plops down at the chair next to me and starts to chatter on about spring break. I pointedly stare at my computer screen and grunt out that I'm converting the Physics website, it's rather taxing. I can't talk. Same old thing. He ignores. Then I look at him. He's staring pointedly at my godamn chest. Now it's a prominent chest, and I'm wearing a slightly low cut shirt today, but nothing to merit that.
Perhaps he just realized that just being near some boobs was the most mammary related action he'd gotten since babydom.
I asked him if he had a problem and he commented..."*Breathebreathedyingbreathe* Soooooooo Alexis.....didja go somewhere for spring break.....because you look so Fressssh and rested...Some place nice? Relaxed.....Oh yes, you look very fresh." He's still staring unblinkingly at my boobs. Fresh? WHAT THE HELL? Am I bread? Do I look stale the rest of the year? Am I not supposed to take that in the I want to bite your boobs sort of way?
I growl at him that I worked all spring break, and it's none of his business if I went anywhere. Thankfully, my friend Tara passes the door at that moment, and I give her a pleading look, she knows all about Joseph so she comes in. We begin talking about nothing, so I can pointedly ignore Joseph and leave him out of the conversation, and he leaves. He never stopped staring at my godamned breasts. HE'S SO FUCKING.......RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR.
I went and told my bosses about it today. Apparantly they've already had to talk to him. o.o;;; I do hope something good comes out of that. 9_9;;; Ugh. Fresh <p><div style="text-align:center">
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