For some bizarre, unfathomable reason completely foreign to any sense of logic, Capn'tastic's thread has somehow managed to inspire me to take one free fanart commission. I have no idea why this has happened, 'cause I can't draw worth shit and I'm always quick to tell people that I can't draw worth shit whenever the subject of drawing worth shit is brought up. But I'm gonna do it anyway. Once again, I have no idea what the Hell is up with that.
CRITERIA FOR EARNAGE:
1) The end result will suck horribly, and it'll probably take awhile. Which is to say that it will neither kick ass nor be delivered promptly. You must be okay with this.
2) See #1
3) Did you see #2 and #1? Okay, good. Just checking.
4) I suppose I should require some sort of compensation, or post some sort of mini-contest thing, but I don't expect there to be much of a demand for my services OR much of a feeling of worth on the part of the reciprocant relative to the alleged "art". So I guess it's just a "first come first serve" kinda thing. Which is to say that the first person who actually
wants me to draw something will get something, not the first person who posts a reply.
5) I really do have a severe deficiency in artistic ability. Don't fool yourself into thinking that I've been practicing on the side and have made some kind of great strides of improvement. 'Cause I haven't. I suppose one could argue I have more talent than none whatsoever, but less than "a decent amount". Which is to say that the amount of artistic ability I posess is, in fact, indecent. Fear.
So there you have it. I may be halfway almost sorta passably decent a little maybe at CG, but I really don't know my way around a pencil and a pad of paper. If you've met all the criteria and signed that waiver over there on the table, feel free to ask for something. It would behoove you to describe the thing you're asking me to draw, too. You gotta remember, I never RP. Then again, it probably won't come out looking anything like you envisioned, so maybe it doesn't really behoove you all that much. The describing, I mean.
If anyone is confused by this, don't worry. I am too. <p><div style="text-align:center">
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