Disclaimer: This is going to be stupid.
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Last time on Ninja <s>Gaiden</s> L4M3R LOLOLROFLMOLESTOR!!!!11
Rarr. I am Jaquio. I plan on summoning a demon for whatever reason.
Halt. I am Ryu. You may or may not have been indirectly responcible for my fathers death. I'm still kind of blurry on that. Regardless, I am going to stop you.
Oh. Damn. *Is killed.*
Yay. I am avenged, I think.
Rarr. I am the demon. I was summoned anyway. Time to eat some virgins or whatever it is us demons do.
Shit. Well, I suppose I should kill that thing, just so long as I'm here.
Fucking Ninjas. *Is also killed.*
Well that was fun. Now it's time to watch my dad die and to shack up with that girl I just met. I wonder what her name is?
*Roll credits*
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Now it's one year later. And stuff.
d00d jaquio got pwnd
lol. that fag. wot abut teh ninja?
he dun know shit
coo. keep doin wht i told u 2 do.
d00d, wat about that dragon guy??/
fuck him. just folow my strat
k *leaves*
soon...
*Dramatic lightning omg*
...th deamon gate wil open...
*More dramatic lightning, omg again*
...evry1 wil bow b4 me...
*Again with the lightning, I suppose it's getting less dramatic at this point. Oh well.*
...AND I WILL B GOD!!!111 LOLOL ROTFLMAO!!!11!1oneonedemon
*FINAL AND BESTEST LIGHTNING EVER*
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...Stupid Ideas that Seemed funnier at two in the mourning productions presents:
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NINJA LAMER 2:</span>
THE DARK SWORD OF OMGWTF
Starring....
And
..and some other people. They aren't as important, 'tho.
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NEXT TIME:
Some other stuff happens, provided Rube doesn't lose all intrest in this project. Which will probably happen, once he realizes how fucking stupid it is.
Oh, and a Ninja will totally flip out and kill people. <p>
"Things should be harder to understand, harder to use, and as painful as possible. Pain builds character."</p>