by KingOfDoma » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:04 pm
This post will be edited entirely. You will get more ficcage by the end of the night.
[edit] Yay! -Rydia-
{edit 2} CHA IS A GODDAMN LIAR ~The Shadow Government.
<edit 3> Yes. Yes I am. And for that you will be rewarded.
Secured Sanctum, IAD Headquarters, Doma City.
1433 hrs. 7th day, 2nd Autumnal Section, 1311 AD.
Report of Agent Yvon Corell on Armada Gauntlet case
Segment 10
Personal Segment
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It's the second day since Cade has been in the hole, and the IAD has failed on two fronts. I have been unable to get Cade's cooperation, and the Nekonian girl Mirra is still missing.
I'm worried.
I've never had as much bad luck with a suspect before. Usually most are quite cooperative after a while. But Cade is incredibly stubborn. Absolutely nothing gets in the way of him... well, getting his way. He's the nut I can't crack.
Perhaps I've been going about this the wrong way. I don't think Cade can trust me anymore. I need to find out his weakness. Crack his shell.
Now let's think. His biggest fault is his stubbornness. So how would I handle a man who is that darn stubborn.
Wait. Of course. It's been sitting in front of me all along. I just hope I won't be too late to save that little girl.
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After this segment was written, I pulled Cade out of solitary and began the interrogation anew.
<edit 4> And now, here's the reward.
Family
"THUMP THUMP THUMP!"
Joeseph Relkin's eyes fluttered open. "Uh... what?" He mumbled. He was a lot... fuzzier on things than usual. But of course, he knew the reason for that. Hoo boy, did he ever.
"THUMP THUMP THUMP!"
Joe looked around him. Where... was was he? Oh... now he remembers. His house. He had passed out on the couch. After... was it last night's party? So hazy... that night was so hazy...
"THUMP THUMP THUMP! C'MON MAN, IT AIN'T SUMMER, Y'KNOW!"
A furious shake of the head put enough cogs into place for Joe to realize that someone was at the door. He pushed some of his long, stringy blonde hair out of his face. "Wh-... who is it?"
"IT'S K, MAN! WHO THE F@#$ ELSE LIKES YOU?"
K?... Kay?... KAE! "Oh, Kae, dude, I'm sorry... hang on..." Joeseph lifted himself off his couch, and waded through the trash from the festivities last night, and opened the door.
Angry black greeted him. That was the best way to describe Kae'Oss Tymisonn. He wore black, he was black, his soul was black. His darkness penetrated to his core. "Joe... how the f@#$ are you, man?" He smiled, and shook hands with Joe, turning into a standard "barely any touching" embrace. He was the only one he'd do this with. After all, Joe seemed to be the only one that cared about him at all.
"Dude, I'm a little foggy, but other than that, I'm totally stoked! Come in, man! You gotta be cold!" Joe happily responded, as Kae entered the doorway and plopped himself where Joe had been earlier. "What brings you to my humble abode?" he said as if the regality of the words had been washed from existense.
"F@#$ing cousin's on my back again, bruh," he replied. "And... things sorta got outta hand..."
"Outta hand, dude? Please, relate."
"Well, my f@#$in' cousin comes into MY bar, right? And she's all Miss High and Mighty Hero of Gaera, right? Comes in, kicks me off my damn stool! F@#$in' made me spill my tequila!"
"Dude... harsh..."
"And after THAT, she tries to make me sober up, and AFTER that, ruined my chances wit' dis hottie..." The memory made Kae grumble with discontent.
"Dude, you can't tell me that's all."
"It ain't. I had it with puttin' up with her s$%^, so guess what I did."
"Uh... dunno, dude. What?"
He smirked. "I beat the s#$% outta her, that's what I did!"
Joe's face was one of shocked amusement. "Dude... you're kidding!"
"Nope... damn bitch had to know she don' mess wit' the KayTee!" Kae'Oss raised his fist, and Joe did likewise, connecting them in a celebratory gesture. "Heh heh... sucks her boyfriend found out so damn quick, though..."
"Dude, you mean..."
"Yep. Bitch-Boy. I swear, Jenna's gotta smear peanut butter down there to get him to pay any attention to her!" They laughed sickly at this. "Anyway, Bitch-Boy comes in right after I'm about to ghost, right? And, of course, he's gotta come after me about it, right? So guess what I do."
"What, dude?" Kae smirked, letting Joe's anticipation grow. "Well, c'mon, dude! Don't keep me waiting!"
Kae chuckled to himself. "I ducked into the guard station!"
"Dude! You didn't!"
"I did, dude. And I dunno, dude must not have all his leash laws. He left me alone after that. Shame.... I was hopin' he'd come in and the guards would tranq 'im... aw well..."
"Dude, that is awesome..."
"All in a day's work f'Kae Tymisonn, Professional Bastard..." The two laughed together again. "Hey, I was wond'rin', Joe... you got any...?"
"Comin' right up, dude... but that'll be..." Kae shut him up with a few wrinkled bills from his pocket. Joe smiled, and pulled out a small plastic baggie from his pocket. In it were some powdered purple crystals. On the street it was called Purple Haze, Powdered Power, or just Rain. But its real name was kryl. The Shango had discovered it in Argovia, and found it to be very addictive. It was like crystallized magic. Solidified power. And it corrupted just like power should.
"Hit me up, bruh..." Kae said as Joe sprinkled a small portion in his hand. Joe sprinkled some in his own hand as well. They looked at each other, nodded, and tilted their heads back, pouring the crystals down their throats.
Kae swallowed. "... wwwWWWWWW<span style="color:purple;font-size:medium;">WWWHHHHHHOOOOAAAH....."</span>
...
About an hour later, Kae and Joe came down, their bodies still crackling with the power they had ingested. "Dude... that was frikkin' sweet..." Joe near-mumbled.
"S$%^, Joe, where you gettin' this sweet stash?"
"Far North, man. They found a mountain full of the purest s$%^ since Argovia..."
"Damn. Gotta love the Shango..." They slowly raised their hands in celebration.
Then all heaven broke loose.
The door of the house exploded off its hinges. It slammed itself against the opposite wall, never to be used again. Floating into the room was power. It was surrounded by a humbling, spectacular aura, and all that could be told of the person inside was that he was human.
And he was outraged.
The figure stared hard at Joe. Its eyes blazed with the power of a god.
<span style="color:white;font-size:large;">"RUN,"</span> was all it said. Joe obeyed.
The glowing demigod then turned to Kae. With a hand that was holiness, it grabbed him, and slammed him against the wall. The figure floated close to the slightly intimidated Kae. The aura was blown away by an unfelt wind, and a face was revealed. It was aged, dark. The short hair was salt and pepper. The goatee was trimmed. And the glower was unmistakable.
"IF YOU EVER TOUCH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN, I SWEAR TO YOU YOU WILL SUFFER ENDLESSLY!"
Kae rolled his eyes. "DON'T INSULT ME, BOY!" He slammed Kae again. "You are in REAL trouble this time, Kae! Really, TRULY deep trouble! And I am not going to let you off the hook. I am NOT going to give you a second chance. And I am NOT going to show any mercy! This is the end of the line!"
"Oh really, old man? It's the end? Well what are ya going to do, huh? HUH? Kill me? You can't do that, can you? You're too damn interwined with that damn Ashura to do s@#$ like that!"
"Oh really, boy? Well let me remind you of something. Not only am I a father in the church of Ashura, I am a paladin in her service. That means I can kill if I wish." The god-hand Dae projected from himself cast Kae onto the couch, roughly, and dissipated. "But I won't. You know why?"
"Why?"
"Because you're family, Kae. And family doesn't hurt family," Daenj'r said condemningly.
"Oh, really? Well, news flash, 'Unca Dae', I'M NOT FAMILY! I'm just your bastard nephew who Mom dumped on ya cuz she couldn't handle me herself!"
Dae growled. "Kae... whether you like it or not, YOU ARE FAMILY. You bear the Tymisonn name..."
"No I don't! Or at least, I shouldn't! My name should be Smith... Jones... or something! The point is, I'M NOT A TYMISONN!"
"YES YOU ARE!" Dae shouted back. "You have centuries of heroism in your veins and you can't deny that any longer!"
"Damn! Don't you get SICK of being wrong? I have the blood of some damn pervert my mother made a mistake with 17 years ago running through my veins! I'm a nothing!" He added begrudgingly, "... you f@#$ing retard..."
"... you think so? Well, this may change your mind..." Daenj'r reached out, and grabbed Kae'Oss with the hand of Ashura, lifting him from his spot. Something... something deep inside Kae... brought a tear to his eye as the spell continued. "Ashura, hear my plea..." Daenj'r's eyes glowed again. "Banish this one from his kin... and let him lay his eyes on his beloved no longer!"
The spell ended. Kae landed on the couch roughly again. And Daenj'r walked out, leaving with these words...
"Let's see how you like being officially disowned..."
Kae stared at the open doorway for what seemed like hours. Through it he could see all of Doma Square. People laughing, hugging, shopping. Being happy. And all the while, he was hoping. Hoping, beyond all hope, beyond all anyone could ever know or feel... that he wouldn't miss his family.
Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=kingofdoma>KingOfDoma</A] at: 2/21/03 1:18:09 am