Some of you will likely feel wild delight at this, while others will simply nod in satisfaction that the forces of right and good have prevailed, as they always do. It is a testament to the brutal but surprisingly efficient methods of purging this board has to offer when I offer a simple statement of throwing in the towel. Namely: “I’m leaving. Bye.â€
For continuity purposes, each and every one of my characters simultaneously died of a brain hemorrhage. As to those who did not actually have physical bodies, they mysteriously discorporated or deanimated as fits their natures. Any wishing to have an NPC or two do the same and thus portend the coming of a supervillain of mass destruction may do so with my blessing. The same goes for any of my work. I apologize to my GMs, of course. And my RPers I hate with a passion, so no apologies are necessary.
If it isn’t too much trouble for the mods, I’d ask that these characters who tragically perished be removed from the character closet.
Oh, and I’m not coming back. While I would’ve preferred a simple fade into obscurity, I did realize that I had an obligation to fulfill to those who expected my presence. Namely, telling them that they won’t be getting it.
Goodbye.