(OOC: Time for stupid big intro to new characters Time!! =O Gasp! )
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"MONKEY! Get Back here!!" A very angry mother cried out as her son ran off, backpack over his shoulder down towards the market with an eager expression on his face.
The Father put his hand on his wives shoulder and shook his head. "The boy will be the ruin of us all..." The mother said sighing and patting the reassuring hand. The Father, though saying nothing, agreed. He could see he was going to have to get this child out of the family officially as soon as he possibly or could risk all of there reputations.
He has had a bad feeling about the boy ever since the circumstances around his birth, and leaving the naming of the child to some old barbarian from another land.
Monkey knew not what his family was thinking though as he ran off to the market, eager to finally make some sort of profit. The dark skinned drow was still but a young "teenager" for a drow, his bright white smile almost glowed as he ran happily. His eyes were orange, his hair is silver, he weights a good 8 Stone, he isn't tall and isn't small, his favorite food is Roasted Meat with Lettuce, Tomatoes, melted cheese and lots of herbs. He likes seemly everything, though especially likes relaxing on really hot days and he hates freezing cold nights.
Today was the day, he thought, as he jumped over a small cart left on the floor as the nearby merchant was haggerling over some price. Today was the day he would actually sell something.
"Monkey! We're over here, and you're late!" Another young Drow shouted out, leaning on a cart and waving out.
"Tch, you expected anything less from this idiot gorilla?" Said another drow, with droopy eyes and blond hair. His expression was a mean one.
"Sorry!" Monkey said, without looking sorry at all as he plunked his backpack onto the cart. "Argh! What's the druppy doing here?" He said, referring to the drow who had spoken last.
In retaliation the drow smacked Monkey over the head with a loud shout of "Idiot!".
"I'm here to cover your ass when they try and move your baboon ass outta here again!" The droopy eyed drow was named Dark Moon, a rather boorish name, but one Dark seemed to enjoy. He was a tall well built drow and was wrapped in priests robes, though his manner more screamed out Young Punk.
"Come on you two, now's not the time, not the time at all. We must set up shop and try and sell our goods to the lovely people out there." This was Promise, a tall, skinny drow, with a friendly expression. His manner was that of the nice elder brother you always wished you had.
"Right!" Monkey said with an overly dramatic punch the sky jump.
It didn't take much time to set up shop, what was in the backpack was all they had. An assortment of trinkets, like a dead eel wrapped in red string, or a lizard with yellow dyed feet and a strange ruin on it, and other odd things, were laid out on the cart.
"Urrgh" Dark said, looking over the disgusting display. "Good luck there." And sat down to the side of the cart and lit a small pipe and started to smoke.
Promise shook his head and looked to Monkey. "If you will, Monkey, it's time." And bowed a small polite bow. Monkey nodded and walked out in front of the cart and breathed in.
"Come one, come all! We have the greatest treatments for all your needs!!" Monkeys voice boomed over everyone's. Even for a teenager, he was loud and was starting to attract everyone's attention just by that alone.
"Ever had the runny shits!? Ever had a crap so big it hurt and keep on getting em!? Your Dick got boils!? Ya pubic hair got Lice!? Well we sell all the treatments for these and more! Can't get the shit out? We have medicines and charms to help YOU!"
Needless to say eevryone adverted there attention from the stall after that. If nothing else no one wanted to be seen buying anything from it.
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( OOC: I'll stop there =P for now )
Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=choark>Choark</A] at: 6/4/03 6:26 am