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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:13 pm

There probably is, but being a Korean commercial gives the above one certain....liberties.
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Unread postby Spleen » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:20 pm

Jesus exploding crap, that was Randi from Secret of Mana in there. The kid with the purple and blue outfit with the purple headband and spiky brown hair.
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Unread postby BrainWalker » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:21 am

Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Unread postby Deeum » Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:49 pm

Dunno if anyone has seen these yet:
Bunnies re-enact scenes from movies in 30 seconds.

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Unread postby Besyanteo » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:30 am

Sweeeet.

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:01 pm

http://www.zentendo.com/features.php?ar ... =46&page=1

Hour long video about the Zelda series, up to and including Wind Waker. The subtitles are pretty small, so you'll want to snag the high quality version.

This also demonstrates pretty well the sound capability differences between the American/European NES and the Japanese Famicom Disk System.
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:27 am

British Advert, makes me smile: IRN BRU MAKES YOU FEEL PHENOMENAL plus it's made from Girders.

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Unread postby Ark » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:35 pm

http://nigoro.jp/game/rosecamellia/rosecamellia.php

You're a lady, in an epic showdown with other ladies, in the classic lady fighting style.

There'll be tears.
There'll be blood.
There'll be bruises.

Slap 'em till they can take no more.
SLAP! EVASION! COUNTER!!
Master your moves to become a winner!
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Unread postby glu-glu » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:55 pm

that's the most amusing slap fight simulation ever.


that's until the woman with the ninja skills beats you : (
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Unread postby Ark » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:34 pm

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:14 pm

I have come to the conclusion that the slapfighter thing would be eighty times more fun if it were full screen. Unfortunately, it seems the thing is resistant to my (cursory) attempts to peg it down by file to make this happen, for no good reason.
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:24 pm

Also, my high score on that plane game is now 102.355m. Woo!

Alternately, 42.903m with one loop.
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"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Ark » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:26 pm

My personal best is 98.somethingsomething
The best I've known someone to get is 106.somethingsomething.
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Unread postby Deeum » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:14 pm

43.32m on the paper one.

And as I type this:
77.248m

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Unread postby Spleen » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:40 pm

91.something.
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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:48 pm

I went back to do it one more time while the browser window was still open, and got 105.159m.

The key is to pull it back to where you want it, right click to open the flash menu, and then left-click the window when you have the cursor at the appropriate place on the right side of the flash window.

edit: 109.256m. Yay! Holy crap, I'm ranked with a five-digit number!
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:25 am

That's pretty close to what I was doing. I pulled it back to the left edge of the flash window, then circled my mouse around to the far right edge. I believe your method is likely more precise, although I did mange to get 106.something out of mostly pure luck.

And I was still only ranked like, 300,000 or something.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:41 am

104.85, finally I feel I got it far enough to close the damn game.

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:47 pm

Okay, when I left this morning I had that 109.xxx score listed earlier, and the ranking was something like 68,000. Now, several hours later, I check the browser window (which I had left running) and I'm now ranked, with that same score, 54,410.

I can't understand statistically how that works, but okay!

edit: Okay, so I just got a distance of 92.839m with two loop-de-loops for a ranking of 50,673. I don't think it gets any better than that. *kills the browser window*
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
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Unread postby Deeum » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:44 pm

Haha, good going 4chan/7chan.

I'm sorry, but I kept cracking up when he was saying "HAK PIE" and "epic HAK PIE"

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:10 am

I never thought I'd hear the phrase "a corruption of lol".

Also, nothing is sacred.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:04 am

This is the part where I cry out against censorship, making me edit everyone's posts to say what they are saying.
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:54 pm

Had a great laugh at the "hackers on steroids" and "HAK PIE" moments. Oh Fox News, when will you realise that if you keep pulling stunts like this, people will see how you try to manipulate them into fear.

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:04 pm

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html

I know boobs don't move like that, but its existence is amusing.
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:19 pm

I am not entirely sure that the "nude" comparison is absolutely necessary for moving product, but it is certainly beneficial for comedic effect.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:48 pm

This thread needs a kick in the behind =(

http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1229487
Flash hilarity!

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:46 pm

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2aj1j ... shortfilms

Please have your emergency phone number on hand in case of severe awesome overdose.
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Besyanteo » Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:06 pm

*hugs Priam*

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:43 pm

Man, it's a good thing I had those emergency numbers nearby.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:05 pm

My emergency numbers proved insufficient D:

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Unread postby Deeum » Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:45 pm

This has been the best thing I've seen all day. And I'm pleased with the use of 'cheese pirate'.

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:06 am

*Gasps* Too...much...awesome...

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Unread postby Molokidan » Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:51 pm

http://www.break.com/index/bush-worried ... hreat.html

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Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:31 pm

"This video has been removed due to a breach of the terms of use"

;_; Damn

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:47 pm

Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:31 pm

FF Fanatic 80 wrote:"This video has been removed due to a breach of the terms of use"

;_; Damn


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Unread postby Besyanteo » Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:57 am

http://vaderinsanitytest.ytmnd.com/

I don't care if you think it's funny; It's random and I was bored.

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:18 pm

I think it 's the opposite of funny, but mostly because it's based on that goddamned retarded "annoying thing" or "crazy frog" or whatever the fuck they're calling it.

God I hate that thing so much.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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