Okay, I don't know how obvious it is, but I'm gone.
"That's not interactive, there's no back-and-forth with the other player and how much fun is it to watch someone incredibly good at moving their eyes? And then whichever Seeker gets lucky swoops in and grabs the Snitch and makes everyone else's work moot. It's like someone took a real game and grafted on this pointless extra position just so that you could be the Most Important Player without needing to really get involved or learn the rest of it. Who was the first Seeker, the King's idiot son who wanted to play Quidditch but couldn't understand the rules?" Actually, now that Harry thought about it, that seemed like a surprisingly good hypothesis. Put him on a broomstick and tell him to catch the shiny thing...
I've locked myself in my apartment with snacks and I'm not leaving until I'm done with my thesis work.
There's a bunch of stuff I could say, but honestly right now I am getting my priorities straight, I won't be doing anything but writing until Sunday.
I am very sorry to everyone who run/ are in RPs with me.