SO, who is totally up for a round of DND tonight?

[Vampire Jester Jinx]

I've got a short campaign in my head which can be later added on to.........But I totally want to do some DND tonight, with the wacky wacky dice.

OKAY. So, four to five players, reply here, and CONTACT ME via AIM (sn OMG Dirty) I want to roll in two to three hours. Maybe have a three hour game or so this evening. No characters over level six please, if you already have a character made. Basic Races only. No MIND BENDING ASSMONKIES. you know what I mean. THAT class. YES. SO. CONTACT ME NOW! <p><div style="text-align:center">!</div></p>

[Kai]

I IMed you... but I don't know whether the offer still stands. I could throw together a character of that level pretty quickly if you're still planning on doing it.

I'm also GMing this week, but I could be involved in some minor capacity with little to no fussing around. At any rate... I have responded! <p>-------------------------
Wise man say, "forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

"It's like that old Scandinavian saying. You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk real fast or you'll DIE."
--Rose:The Golden Girls</p>

[The Great Nevareh]

I'm responding. Too bad I can't find you right now. I guess it's because I'm a flying monkey. <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

[NamagomiMk0]

Well, I'm interested. As soon as I choose my goddamn class, anyway. <p>ChibiUrusai: *chomps* I am underage. ^-^
Arch mage144: This means nothing to me. =P
T3chn0Namagomi: *motherly voice* Brian! What would Kate think if she heard you say that?!

---Dirtiness in a chat. Blame my mind for being in the gutter.

-Namagomi, who lives up to his name in this case.</p>

[Kai]

I'm available until 7.5 every night this week until Friday, and some nights after that. I can't imagine we're starting tonight, and tomorrow I GM, so I might have to bow out of this one. <p>-------------------------
Wise man say, "forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

"It's like that old Scandinavian saying. You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk real fast or you'll DIE."
--Rose:The Golden Girls</p>

[The Great Nevareh]

I make a good rogue, cleric, or fighter. If anyone else wants these classes, say so and I'll pick something else. <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

[Vampire Jester Jinx]

Actually, it sounds like we could use a solid fighter or cleric. Also tonight we'll try to be on!

[The Great Nevareh]

Self-Reminder: Be on Sunday evening for this. <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

[The Great Nevareh]

I'll be on again at 5 or 6. Logged in recently and no one I could ask was on. <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

[darkknight61189]

Hm, I'm wondering if there is still some room for another guy here? I have a paladin, and he's pretty decent, level 5, from a DND campaign the Spleen's got going in RL. <p>


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"En Taro Washington!" -Spleen.</p>

[Vampire Jester Jinx]

Actually, we're pretty full now.

[darkknight61189]

Ok then, but if you're in need of someone, just give me a buzz. <p>


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"En Taro Washington!" -Spleen.</p>

[Vampire Jester Jinx]

Could everyone be a love and put their character sheets up here for me, as well as any other relevant character information. Be prepared for a long stint tonight.

[The Great Nevareh]

Times available: Any time up to Saturday the second of July till Friday the eighth of July. After Friday the Eighth, unavailable on Monday evenings until 10:30 PM, EST. Any other time is game, but a bad idea unless it's reasonably late in the day since I have a bad record of showing up to things that start earlier than 7:00 PM. <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

[KingOfDoma]

Availability? OK.

Weekdays, I'm available after 8:30 EST. Weekends, usually through most of the day and night, depending on how antisocial I am. Let me know in advance, so I can shun friends accordingly. <p>--------------------
Remember, even God has a sense of humour. Just look at the platypus.

-Kevin Smith</p>

[The Great Nevareh]

AVAILABLE TIMES!

Non-Mondays are best for me. Please try to make it later rather than earlier, as I like later more. <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

[Vampire Jester Jinx]

Nev gets a pineapple. Possibly a trained ape. EVERYONE ELSE POST TIMES. HWARG.

[NamagomiMk0]

Whenever works for me unless something comes up. That's all there is to it. <p>ChibiUrusai: *chomps* I am underage. ^-^
Arch mage144: This means nothing to me. =P
T3chn0Namagomi: *motherly voice* Brian! What would Kate think if she heard you say that?!

---Dirtiness in a chat. Blame my mind for being in the gutter.

-Namagomi, who lives up to his name in this case.</p>

[Zemyla]

My time online is quite unpredictable, and may appear or disappear quite unexpectedly!

So sorry, can't oblige. But if I am on when an RP starts, I will be willing to join! <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

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Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

[Vampire Jester Jinx]

Well, have a level six, basic race character (unless you talk to me) ready to go, and if it's feasable at the time you can join if on.

Currently we have a fighter, rogue, monk, and cleric. And.....a currently dead sorceror.

[The Great Nevareh]

Character Sheet as per Lex's request.

Name: Assellus Diehl
Race: Human
Class: Fighter (level 6)
Diety: St. Cuthbert
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Height: 6'4''
Weight: 197 LBS
Eyes: Gray
Hair: Brown, long.
Skin: Pale
Build: Stocky and muscular

Strength: 18 (+4)
Dexterity: 18 (+4)
Constitution: 16 (+3)
Intelligence: 15 (+2)
Wisdom: 13 (+1)
Charisma: 13 (+1)

Max HP: 61

Fortitude: 8
Reflex: 6
Will: 3

Base Attack Bonus: 6/1
Melee Attack Bonus: 10/5
Ranged Attack Bonus: 10/5

Armor Class: 24 (can reach 30)
Touch: 14 (can reach 20)
Flat-footed: 20

Melee Attack:
Weapon: Zephyr (Bastard Sword, +1 Enhancement)
Bonus: 12/8
Damage: 1d10+7
Critical: 19-20
Type: Slash
Range: Melee

Ranged Attack:
Weapon: Dancer (Composite Longbow, Masterwork Mighty +4)
Bonus: 11/7
Damage: 1d8+4
Critical: 3x
Type: Pierce
Range: 110

Armor:
Mithral Breastplate +1
AC bonus: 6
Armor check Penalty: -1
Weight class: Light
Maximum Dexterity Bonus: 5

Shield:
Large Steel Shield +2
AC bonus: 4
Armor Check Penalty: -1
Max Dex: -

Other stuff:
Clothes
Circlet of Persuasion (worn)
Backpack

Languages:
Common
Undercommon
Dwarven

Class/Race features:
Bonus feat at level 1
Bonus 4 skill points at level one and one skill point every level after that
Access to Weapon Specialization
All armor proficiency
Simple and Martial weapon proficiencies
Shield proficiency
Bonus feat at level 1 and every even level.

Feats:
Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Bastard Sword
Weapon Focus: Bastard Sword
Weapon Specialization: Bastard Sword
Quick Draw
Combat Reflexes
Expertise
Dodge

Skills (2+INT+1)
Ride (DEX) 9 ranks, 4 ability bonus, -2 armor check penalty
Jump (STR) 9 ranks, 4 ability bonus, -2 armor check penalty
Climb(STR) 9 ranks, 4 ability bonus, -2 armor check penalty
Handle Animal(CHA) 9 ranks, 1 ability bonus, 2 circlet of persuasion bonus
Swim(STR) 9 ranks, 4 ability bonus
All CHA checks have +2 due to Circlet of Persuasion.

Physical Appearance: Assellus is a monolith of woman with almost no bosom or behind. She's highly adrogynous and she looks really grim... until she opens her mouth. If she's talking, then she seems like a very, very large little girl.

Persona: Assellus is lighter than air most of the time. If you engage her in social conversation, she's bubbly and a little bit stupid, as well as somewhat obsessed with her appearance. She's generally nice, pleasant, and lacking in substance. It would not take much imagination to see her as not having a personality at all.

However, in combat she's a different being altogether. She's intensely focused, somewhat callous, and brutally efficient, just like any successful warrior of her skill and experience ought to be. She is every bit as grim as she looks. Thus, she's just a bit scary.

Why does Assellus merit the "Evil" rating? Simple: She does not place any value on sentient life. She doesn't kill for the sake of killing, but she doesn't believe in mercy. If she is fighting someone and she bests them, she thus has the right to kill them just as they have the right to kill her if she is defeated by them. She's also a being with a very strict honor code, thus keeping her in check. She doesn't actually enjoy the act of murder, but she doesn't consider it a necessarily bad thing. She's also a firm believer in loyalty and in vengeance, and will follow orders provided they do not break her own honor code.

Which face is the real Assellus? Who knows? After combat, the lighter-than-air persona comes back in a few minutes.


NOTE: Subject to change provided Lex doesn't like my interpretation of "evil." <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>