The Bad RPer Form Letter -- for when you're too lazy to resp

[pd Rydia]

<ul>Dear

[ ] Player,
[ ] Angst bunny,
[ ] Almighty Dumbfuck,
[ ] Wanker,
[ ] Angstwhore,
[ ] Mary-Sue-Wannabe,
[ ] Black-Hole of IQ

When you
[ ] rape canon
[ ] make insta-relationships
[ ] rape canon where my character is concerned to make insta-wangst
[ ] have no respect for my characters as being something other than your property
[ ] cannot seperate IC and OOC
[ ] defy logic, gravity, and reason
[ ] think this is the you show and get offended by anyone doing something your character isn't involved in

I want to
[ ] shoot myself through the foot
[ ] shoot myself through the head
[ ] shoot you through the foot
[ ] shoot you through the head
[ ] spit on you / your corpse
[ ] feed you to wild bears
[ ] send you to the wilds of Siberia
[ ] send your corpse to the wilds of Siberia
[ ] burn an effigy of you on a pyre
[ ] burn you on a pyre
[ ] write this letter

You are

[ ] a shame to all RPers who actually possess brains.
[ ] sorely mistaken on your value to this game.
[ ] jumping up and down on my last nerve.
[ ] setting yourself up for an almighty godly modly smackdown.
[ ] a grand fucking idiot.
[ ] attention-whoring yourself out for peanuts.
[ ] so angering I can't think up an insult you're worthy of.
[ ] apparently unable to tell IC from OOC.
[ ] angering us all with the projection of your piddling RL issues into the game.
[ ] pissing off everyone who actually KNOWS something about the culture/disorder/religion you are attempting to portray.
[ ] seriously overestimating your writing ability.

Your character is a

[ ] Mary Sue/Marty Stu.
[ ] a twinky mess.
[ ] godmoding the world out of existance.
[ ] too much angst for one internet.
[ ] indescribable in any terms other than, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO."

Your character also

[ ] does not look a damn thing like [insert celeb/anime char here], no matter how much you want him/her to.
[ ] is a walking anachronism in the set time period.
[ ] is not going to get any. Ever.

Your writing is incomprehensible because:

[ ] yor speling isb ad
[ ] you're grammar are bad
[ ] u use n3tsp34k
[ ] thou thinkest thou art Shakespeare
[ ] you comprise seeming of one with thesaurus inserted twixt buttocks

You have committed:

[ ] Plagiarism
[ ] Netspeak
[ ] Wangst
[ ] Ego
[ ] Libel
[ ] Self Insertion
[ ] thesaurus rape
[ ] canon rape
[ ] Treason
[ ] Crimes against humanity
[ ] All of the above

I wish you would

[ ] read the goddamn rules - that's what they're there for.
[ ] fall off this game.
[ ] take a fecking hint.
[ ] go far far away.
[ ] bend over so I can show you where your "katanas" can go.
[ ] take your Ass of Holding elsewhere

You should be:
[ ] Spayed
[ ] Neutered
[ ] Both because we dunno what the fuck you are
[ ] Removed from the gene pool

[ ] Sincerely,
[ ] Get the hell away from me,
[ ] If I ever see you again, I'll jerk out your spleen,
[ ] I really don't like you,

[name]</ul>My sources shall never be revealed.

Except when they are. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div></p>

[Uncle Pervy]

I maintain that Marty Stu does not exist, and Mary Sue is the proper term regardless of gender.

Because Mary Sues transcend gender all the time. As do their victims. <p>---------------------------

Your are not supposed to be reading this!</p>

[JasonAB17]

... I am thoroughly impressed. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[pd Rydia]

Bes it to contact me for the Source Which is Never to be Revealed. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div></p>

[pd Rydia]

AND NOW:

Cuz I don't feel like starting a new thread.

"*nods* I like to think of that as the "Mr. Black syndrome." Just like in Reservoir Dogs you get "...four guys fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since nobody knows anybody else, nobody wants to back down."

"Of course, since Mr. Black is the meanest, baddest mike foxtrot around, whenever two Mr. Blacks meet neither player can ever accept that their character is bested. (Of course, the best roleplay opportunities often comes from defeat, but then these kind of players wouldn't recognise a roleplay opportunity if it danced naked on the parapet of Roleplay Opportunity Castle, singing "Roleplay opportunities are here again")"

--beardedtroll

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div></p>

[Endesu]

I contend that I know Dia's source. <p>

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