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by **pd Rydia** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:38 pm

By request, a chat transcript! Tidied up a bit. :o

I love Sizreina. =D

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WTF Zemyla (7:09:40 PM): *Valerie enters the JD from upstairs. Since she has no pressing business, she takes a table and sits down.*
A Rockin SN (7:38:17 PM): *And thus, there is a young brown-haired man, walking in. Rather thin and tall, not overly muscular. And thus, he walks in!*
Smartzvn85 (7:39:44 PM): (I cant be in the JD)
(7:39:56 PM) Smartzvn85 has left the room.
WTF Zemyla (7:40:00 PM): *Valerie notices the young man, nods, and goes back to her reading.*
T3chn0Namagomi (7:46:44 PM): *And, of course, the King of Angst enters. Well, as close to the King of Angst you can get without having blue rocky skin and the like.*
A Rockin SN (7:47:35 PM): *doesn't seem to notice her, just walks in and orders a simple... beer. :(*
WTF Zemyla (7:48:21 PM): *And Valerie does notice Kamos, and quickly tries to judge his mood by his facial expression.*
T3chn0Namagomi (7:48:32 PM): *Average.*
WTF Zemyla (7:49:29 PM): *Very well. She goes over toward where he is.* Hey, Kamos.
T3chn0Namagomi (7:49:38 PM): Hm?
T3chn0Namagomi (7:49:41 PM): You are...?
A Rockin SN (7:49:58 PM): *drinks, watching Kamos and Val.* o.o
WTF Zemyla (7:50:25 PM): Valerie. We're going to be on that mission to Valth together...
pd Rydia (7:50:46 PM): *And in walks a familiar ryuujin! Yes, it is everyone's favorite cat-tailed Baseton, Sizreina! Except, there is a slight change to her normal clothes...*
T3chn0Namagomi (7:50:53 PM): Hn..--
T3chn0Namagomi (7:51:37 PM): ...*sees the Baseton* Hoo boy...
T3chn0Namagomi (7:51:46 PM): *and Kamos orders a sake*
pd Rydia (7:52:30 PM): *...for one, instead of her normal brightly colored shirt and pants, she is wearing white robes. With a serene expression on her face, she has her arms folded in front of her...*
pd Rydia (7:52:54 PM): *...on the back of these robes, is a large image of a pineapple. With a frowny face. And angry eyebrows.*
pd Rydia (7:53:07 PM): *She also is wearing pineapple earrings. And a pineapple hat.*
T3chn0Namagomi (7:53:17 PM): IM: Ah yes, she probably knows of all the things I've done to Will...and...@_@ What is with the pineapples?
pd Rydia (7:53:27 PM): *Thusly, she sits at a table, and orders some some orange soda.*
pd Rydia (7:53:35 PM): ^-.-^
(7:54:04 PM) Brodzky Zero has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi (7:54:07 PM): ...Pineapples? *to nobody in general, though obviously regarding Siz's getup*
WTF Zemyla (7:54:43 PM): *also o.o's at Siz's outfit*
pd Rydia (7:54:56 PM): *doesn't even flick an ear at Kamos's comment--perhaps she hasn't heard?*
pd Rydia (7:55:05 PM): *sips soda and appears meditative*
T3chn0Namagomi (7:55:24 PM): ...IM: Zoned out, it seems...
T3chn0Namagomi (7:56:07 PM): *Opens the bottle of sake, and starts drinking*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:00:01 PM): *drinks sake, yes.*
Brodzky Zero (8:03:03 PM): (Here Comes Daredevil!)
Brodzky Zero (8:03:10 PM): (In the form of Remus.)
A Rockin SN (8:03:40 PM): o.o
Brodzky Zero (8:03:43 PM): *A young elf, equals to that of an eleven-year old human in stature, is sweeping the JD with a patient and gleeful look!*
A Rockin SN (8:03:48 PM): *watches Sizreina drink, confused*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:04:08 PM): IM:...gah...kids...
Brodzky Zero (8:04:18 PM): *Watch as he strides cautiously, and sweeps the particles of debris into tiny piles, and into a dustpan!*
WTF Zemyla (8:04:57 PM): *receives her ale, and drinks*
Brodzky Zero (8:05:18 PM): *Long beautiful and most certainly graceful sweeps. His mind is focused on his work like some sort of artiste.*
WTF Zemyla (8:05:20 PM): That's the good thing about ale. It's the same in pretty much every dimension.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:05:36 PM): -.o Dimension?
Brodzky Zero (8:07:26 PM): *Scuttles about, pushing chairs in whilst sweeping!* 
WTF Zemyla (8:08:12 PM): Yes, I tend to travel to other worlds a lot, and usually involuntarily.
pd Rydia (8:08:14 PM): *blinks, and sends her pineapple earrings swinging a bit as her ears prick forward toward Remus*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:08:26 PM): ...Interesting.
Brodzky Zero (8:09:12 PM): *Smiles back at Siz!* Heya there. ^_^
Brodzky Zero (8:09:42 PM): *Sweep~*
pd Rydia (8:10:10 PM): *smiles back, and speaks uncharacteristically calmly* Hello there, son. Busy at work?
Brodzky Zero (8:10:41 PM): Most 'soitanly! I take pride in what little I can do around here to appease The Lady Dia.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:10:48 PM): ...
T3chn0Namagomi (8:11:06 PM): >.- IM: Someone needs to do something about that dialect...
T3chn0Namagomi (8:12:31 PM): IM: Damn kids.
Brodzky Zero (8:12:38 PM): For the Jade Dragon is like a castle, and it is my job to keep the courtyard and surrounding areas clean of stuff.
Brodzky Zero (8:12:54 PM): *Points to the stage.* That's the courtyard!
T3chn0Namagomi (8:12:59 PM): ...*sweatdrop*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:14:03 PM): If it were like a castle, then there would be people trying to take it over.
Brodzky Zero (8:14:24 PM): <_< There are. I'm just doing a good job.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:15:02 PM): I said people, not scraps.
(8:15:10 PM) WTF Zemyla has left the room.
Brodzky Zero (8:15:25 PM): I'm under-cover. I'm really a knight!
Brodzky Zero (8:15:39 PM): *Gleams with pride!*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:16:01 PM): ...
T3chn0Namagomi (8:16:18 PM): NOW I've heard everything. *rolls his eyes and continues to drink*
Brodzky Zero (8:16:32 PM): See, if I see someone that looks like they could try to bring down the quality of this fine establishment, I tell someone older and then the royal army arrives to lay a most honorable smackdown.
pd Rydia (8:17:08 PM): ^>.>^ ^<.<^
T3chn0Namagomi (8:17:11 PM): That would not equate to being a "knight"
pd Rydia (8:17:16 PM): *flick, earring jangle*
pd Rydia (8:17:30 PM): Perhaps a squire.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:17:31 PM): Being a knight would equate to stopping the person with your own ability.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:17:44 PM): ...Potentially.
Brodzky Zero (8:17:47 PM): >_> No, see, because I'm helping to train the knights of this kingdom.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:17:57 PM): ...9_9
Brodzky Zero (8:18:04 PM): So I've gotta make sure I don't go adventurin' off.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:18:16 PM): Did Dia tell you this?
(8:18:38 PM) WTF Zemyla has entered the room.
pd Rydia (8:18:40 PM): *rests her chin in her hand and watches this exchange* ^>.>^
Brodzky Zero (8:18:47 PM): It's a mutual agreement we have, yes. 
T3chn0Namagomi (8:18:51 PM): ...
T3chn0Namagomi (8:18:55 PM): Forget it.
pd Rydia (8:19:23 PM): So, sir knight. I'm curious.
Brodzky Zero (8:19:27 PM): I wouldn't ask to get it in writing because that sort'a thing would be offensive to her honor.
Brodzky Zero (8:19:33 PM): >_> Yes?
T3chn0Namagomi (8:19:39 PM): *rolls his eyes* IM: Why can't they do something right with kids for once...
pd Rydia (8:19:47 PM): What are you doing to protect your kingdom against the pineapple menace?
Brodzky Zero (8:20:00 PM): Keeping an eye on the drunks! ^_^
T3chn0Namagomi (8:20:01 PM): ...*SWEATDROP*
WTF Zemyla (8:20:06 PM): ...pineapples?
pd Rydia (8:20:17 PM): *slow, solemn nod*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:20:24 PM): ...Pineapples?
Brodzky Zero (8:20:50 PM): Most menaces can be stopped by keeping an eye on the drunks. Mitsy the Minstrel told me.
pd Rydia (8:21:10 PM): Yes. *dead serious* Pineapples.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:21:26 PM): ...*to Siz* What IS with the pineapples anyway? I mean, with how you're dressed and all...
Brodzky Zero (8:21:49 PM): *Goes back to sweeping as soon as the conversation is diverted from him!*
pd Rydia (8:21:59 PM): Griff and Captain Purvis and I had a discussion about one day...
pd Rydia (8:22:26 PM): Griff asserted that they were the devil's work, and the captain agreed. Even had a story about how they sank his ship one day.
WTF Zemyla (8:22:30 PM): How are pineapples a menace?
T3chn0Namagomi (8:22:34 PM): -v- IM: I still fucking hate those two...
pd Rydia (8:22:40 PM): Naturally, I wasn't completely convinced. *sips soda*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:22:48 PM): Who would be?
T3chn0Namagomi (8:22:59 PM): IM:...Will might be.
pd Rydia (8:23:13 PM): So I went to research the matter.
pd Rydia (8:23:32 PM): *sets down drink, lifts eyes and gives an eerie stare*
Brodzky Zero (8:24:01 PM): *Seems to be listening, despite sweeping duties!*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:25:08 PM): And your research uncovered...?
pd Rydia (8:26:38 PM): My travels took me to deep below the center of the Shuman Mountain Range, where I had nothing but the light of my own magic to lead me. Surrounded by deathly cold and deep silence, I walked along a narrow path littered with fallen
pd Rydia (8:26:44 PM): stones and earth...and then...
T3chn0Namagomi (8:27:46 PM): Hm?
pd Rydia (8:27:51 PM): ...the Pineapple God appeared to me. *sips drink* I was given the choice to spread his reign of pineapple terror, or die. You can guess what I chose.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:27:59 PM): ....
WTF Zemyla (8:28:07 PM): Well, given that you didn't die, I think you agreed to help.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:28:10 PM): THIS is very peculiar
pd Rydia (8:28:10 PM): On the plus side, I got these spiffy clothes! And hat. And earrings. *flicks earrings*
Brodzky Zero (8:28:21 PM): >_> Hm!
pd Rydia (8:28:24 PM): So! Would you like to join the cause of the evil Pineapple God?
pd Rydia (8:28:31 PM): Plusses! Pineapples are tasty!
pd Rydia (8:28:45 PM): Also, when he takes over the world, you may be shown mercy!
pd Rydia (8:28:56 PM): Minuses: he's evil and stuff, I guess.
Brodzky Zero (8:29:11 PM): I refuse. >:
pd Rydia (8:29:17 PM): *looks to Remus*
pd Rydia (8:29:23 PM): *stands up dramatically*
Brodzky Zero (8:29:30 PM): Eep!
pd Rydia (8:29:30 PM): *points to him with a flourish*
pd Rydia (8:29:36 PM): YOU DARE DEFY THE EVIL PINEAPPLE GOD?!
Brodzky Zero (8:29:51 PM): *Raises his broom to block and cringes!* >_o Yes!
T3chn0Namagomi (8:29:55 PM): ...I think mint tastes better than pineapple. Sorry, but that, and I'd rather follow my own lead
T3chn0Namagomi (8:30:47 PM): IM: And you turned into a total nutball.
pd Rydia (8:31:08 PM): *pulls a staff out of her robes--it seems to be a short wooden staff, topped with a tiny carved pineapple*
pd Rydia (8:32:06 PM): I, Sizreina, will knock you down! *winks at the others in the bar, where Remus can't see*
pd Rydia (8:32:23 PM): *dramatic and impractical pose!*
WTF Zemyla (8:32:33 PM): ..."I will knock you down"?
Brodzky Zero (8:32:49 PM): Oh no you won't.
Brodzky Zero (8:32:59 PM): *Points at the no fighting sign!*
pd Rydia (8:33:27 PM): I have no fear of dragons! For...I am one!
pd Rydia (8:34:02 PM): *suddenly, a pair of silvery blue feathered wings sprout from Siz's back--oh my!*
pd Rydia (8:34:16 PM): ...Rawr!
Brodzky Zero (8:34:20 PM): IM: Looks like I'll have to play this defensive! If Dia catches me rough-housin', she'll gimme the boot for sure!
WTF Zemyla (8:34:23 PM): Those don't look much like dragon wings.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:34:25 PM): ...
T3chn0Namagomi (8:34:35 PM): *laughs like all hell*
Brodzky Zero (8:35:32 PM): You don't scare me. I have complete control over my emotions! Except when I'm trying not to laugh.
pd Rydia (8:35:48 PM): Yeah, that can be hard. ^o.o^
T3chn0Namagomi (8:36:01 PM): I can grow wings too, you know. *smirk*
pd Rydia (8:36:10 PM): Like this one time, when I put mashed potatoes down my brother's pants...
T3chn0Namagomi (8:36:32 PM): ...IM: Oh yeah, she IS Will's sister...
pd Rydia (8:36:38 PM): Of course, I was really young at the time...
T3chn0Namagomi (8:36:46 PM): ...<_<...>_> Know any other funny moments involving your brother?
Brodzky Zero (8:37:10 PM): My brother is a Paladin, but he's awful at it.
Brodzky Zero (8:37:31 PM): >_> We don't get along too well.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:37:56 PM): -V- Not YOUR brother. Hers. *referring to Sizreina*
(8:37:57 PM) A Rockin SN has left the room.
pd Rydia (8:37:58 PM): *flicks tail* Sometimes Willy would try to fly, and fall on his face.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:38:13 PM): *snickering*
pd Rydia (8:38:16 PM): Mom TOLD him he was too young...
Brodzky Zero (8:38:32 PM): I did that once but I landed on my foot and twisted it.
pd Rydia (8:39:07 PM): That's not cool. ^o_o^ I twisted my foot once before I got my ring.
Brodzky Zero (8:39:19 PM): Ring?
T3chn0Namagomi (8:39:20 PM): Yeech...that always hurts
pd Rydia (8:39:51 PM): Yeah, my ring! it makes me weigh less. You could probably pick me up if you tried really hard!
T3chn0Namagomi (8:40:06 PM): ... o_o

;
Brodzky Zero (8:40:21 PM): Then I could oust you! Oust you straight out of the Inn!
Brodzky Zero (8:40:26 PM): And I'd be a hero.
pd Rydia (8:40:29 PM): ...oh no!
pd Rydia (8:40:34 PM): Curses!
pd Rydia (8:40:48 PM): *makes a great show of trying to remove her ring, and not being able to*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:40:49 PM): Couldn't you just take the ring off?
pd Rydia (8:40:59 PM): I knew I should not have gone to the all-you-can-eat buffet!
T3chn0Namagomi (8:41:04 PM): ...
T3chn0Namagomi (8:41:09 PM): *Facevaults! :D!*
pd Rydia (8:41:29 PM): Curse you, sushi! Curse your tastiness!
pd Rydia (8:41:38 PM): *cringes in preparation for her ousting*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:43:12 PM): ...
T3chn0Namagomi (8:43:46 PM): *walks over to Siz, examining the ring in question*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:44:03 PM): *Would she remember him as the crazy instinct guy from before?*
pd Rydia (8:44:14 PM): *she gives no indication, if she does!*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:44:44 PM): Hn...*looks for the ring she was making a big deal about earlier*
pd Rydia (8:45:34 PM): *it is on her left hand, middle finger--her hand is currently clenched in a fist, however*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:47:01 PM): ...Maybe you should open your left hand?
pd Rydia (8:47:48 PM): No can do, dramatically cringing. ^>.>^
T3chn0Namagomi (8:47:54 PM): Why not?
pd Rydia (8:48:05 PM): Dramatically cringing.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:48:12 PM): ...
T3chn0Namagomi (8:48:19 PM): Maybe if you stopped dramatically cringing?
WTF Zemyla (8:48:57 PM): Why are you dramatically cringing in the first place?
Brodzky Zero (8:49:33 PM): >_> <_< *Makes with the ousting! Scuttling forth and whatnot.*
pd Rydia (8:49:44 PM): And ruin the drama?! Pff! Plebian!
pd Rydia (8:49:48 PM): *ousted!*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:49:56 PM): *gets in Remus' way*
pd Rydia (8:50:03 PM): *makes oofing and whimpering and repenting noises*
Brodzky Zero (8:50:06 PM): Hey!
Brodzky Zero (8:50:16 PM): What's the idea?
T3chn0Namagomi (8:50:23 PM): Has she actively done anything to threaten the bar?
WTF Zemyla (8:50:43 PM): Why are we throwing her out?
T3chn0Namagomi (8:50:56 PM): Besides...*whispers to Siz* If you stop dramatically cringing for a second and open your fist, maybe you could remove the ring.
Brodzky Zero (8:51:03 PM): To prevent a catastophe.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:52:16 PM): *w* And then you can dramatically cringe without worry that he'll throw you out
pd Rydia (8:52:25 PM): ... ^>.>^ *wrings hands* ^u_u^ This young knight has successfully discovered my secret plan to turn the Jade Dragon into a stronghold for my Evil Pineapple God of Doooom.
WTF Zemyla (8:52:50 PM): It wasn't that difficult. You blurted it out.
T3chn0Namagomi (8:52:50 PM): ...He can't do anything about it if you take the ring off.
pd Rydia (8:53:40 PM): *falls to her knees and bows her head to Remus* You are a shining example of justice in Doma! I cannot continue my wicked ways! Can you ever forgive me, my attempt to take over your castle? ^._.^
T3chn0Namagomi (8:54:11 PM): ...And I thought I've seen drama queens...@_@
Brodzky Zero (8:54:12 PM): Sure! Just tell all of your friends to repent and also stop by here for a cold one after or even before work!
T3chn0Namagomi (8:54:27 PM): ...
Brodzky Zero (8:54:28 PM): Or maybe a warm one.
Brodzky Zero (8:54:37 PM): Since it's cold out and all.
pd Rydia (8:54:41 PM): *sobs, places hands on Remus's shoulders* Thank you, sir! Thank you!
Brodzky Zero (8:55:02 PM): ^_^ *Gleams!*
T3chn0Namagomi (8:55:06 PM): ...Are you even listening to my practical advice?
Brodzky Zero (8:55:31 PM): (Kamos: I don't get it. He's smaller than you. Just kick him.)
pd Rydia (8:56:04 PM): (...does no one here know what's going on but Sizreina?)
WTF Zemyla (8:56:10 PM): (Nope!)
pd Rydia (8:56:14 PM): (EXCELLENT!)
Brodzky Zero (8:56:37 PM): (Remus: I'm saving Ishmas, you dopes!)
T3chn0Namagomi (8:58:38 PM): ...Okay...I should probably just go look for Deeum now...
WTF Zemyla (8:58:55 PM): Um, Kamos! Did you ever find out more about our job?
T3chn0Namagomi (8:59:25 PM): Government's a bit picky on the details here...
WTF Zemyla (9:00:47 PM): Hmm. And what about the other people?
T3chn0Namagomi (9:01:14 PM): Well, at least one is out...

<center>"We are just poor, wandering corn farmers..."

Edited by: pd Rydia

at: 11/30/04 9:39 pm

by **Vampire Jester Jinx** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:42 pm

I approve of this thread.

The lunatic, the lover, and the poet Are of imagination all compact: One sees more devils than vast hell can hold, That is, the madman: the lover, all as frantic, Sees Helen's beauty in a brow of Egypt: The poet's eye, in a fine frenzy rolling, Doth glance from heaven to earth, from earth to heaven; And as imagination bodies forth The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen Turns them to shapes, and gives to airy nothing A local habitation and a name.
Willy Shakespeare</div>

by **Endesu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:00 pm

Remus is upholding his brand of chivalry to this day, I can see...

I am an Android from the future, designed to absorb 17 and 18. <3~

by **Endesu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:59 pm

:( I told you, I can't get up to absorbing these days. Nick ruined it.

I am an Android from the future, designed to absorb 17 and 18. <3~
Edited by: Crawling Reshiki at: 12/1/04 4:59 pm

by **Uncle Pervy** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:14 pm

I'm trying to figure out if Remus or Sizreina won more.

However, this shall only build momentum toward Nate and Remus' final battle. -------------------------------------

by **Endesu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:38 pm

Pervy's going to have to fill me in on who Nate is.

I am an Android from the future, designed to absorb 17 and 18. <3~

by **Uncle Pervy** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:57 pm

Get on AIM, then!

Even if you have a headache >: -------------------------------------

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