Characters making commentary are Fresca, Tiffany, Catori, and the kitty trio of Kris, Kristoph, and Erech.
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DarkLordKelne: *Aside from the innkeeper, there are a few kids being entertained by an old man at one of the tables. Seems he's regaling them with stories.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Glances at the other kids, and tries to hear some of the story as he passes. After all, he may convince Kristoph and Erech to let him listen, if it's good!*
SongstressEnlil: *Kinda listens in on the old man, whilst awaiting a table hand, Doma's spoiled her on that :-(*
NebbieQ: *Looks to the old man, and decides to listen in as well. Not much else to do, after all.*
DarkLordKelne: *Fresca's in for a long wait, then. Story seems to be in mid-swing.*
GC130A: *More attention is focused on the storyteller than the book, really. Cheesy fiction that it is.*
SongstressEnlil: IM: Slow service tonight. Ah well.
DarkLordKelne: After his banishment, Kyon roamed the land, seeking great deeds by which he might prove himself worthy once more.
DarkLordKelne: But it was a peaceful time, and no deeds presented themselves other than simple mercenary work.
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Boooooring. Shut up, you.
SongstressEnlil: IM: I can't wait for those days again.
NebbieQ: IM: Hmph. Sounds familiar, don't it?
DarkLordKelne: Impatience was always Kyon's greatest fault. And so, unwilling to wait for the opportunity to arise on its own, he determined that he would create his own opportunity.
SongstressEnlil: IM: Now that doesn't sound familiar.
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Hey, that kinda reminds me of... Shut up, you. Kid's got a point.
GC130A: IM: ...I always like some initiative in a protoganist. <n.n>
NebbieQ: *Continues listening, curious about what Kyon plans on doing.*
GC130A: IM: Saves all the boring bits where they reveal JUST HOW SOCIALLY AWKWARD HE IS.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Tries to see if he could finegal his way into the group of kids through the power of being one of their own!*
SongstressEnlil: IM: Wonder if Kyle would mind if I had some wine? It has been awhile...
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I remember when Kyle and Fresca got drunk :-( )
SongstressEnlil: (Indeed)
DarkLordKelne: So it was that Kyon sought out an ancient library and perused its tomes for any long-forgotten creature that he might find and slay.
DarkLordKelne: *Kris has no trouble insinuating himself. The kids are pretty focused on the story, and make room without any fuss.*
SongstressEnlil: IM: What a meathead.
GC130A: IM: Where's the token love interest?
NebbieQ: IM: If the creature was such a bother, it wouldn't just be in the book.
NebbieQ: IM: There'd be a lot more screaming and hollering about it, too.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Sits amongst them, then!* IM: Horray. Story time. I want my fucking juice and cookies, damnit!
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: SHH. <e_e>
NebbieQ: (*laughs*)
SongstressEnlil: (JUICE and Cookies? HERESY!)
NebbieQ: (When I had storytime, I didn't even get juice. Just the cookies.)
DarkLordKelne: But it was not so simple. Fearing that somebody would try and awaken these creatures, the authors of the books had neglected to say where they might be found.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Juiceboxes and cookies/ Grahm crackers. e_e)
NebbieQ: IM: Hah!
SongstressEnlil: *chuckles a bit*
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: ...... ...... ......
NebbieQ: *There's a bit of the spitefull "if I can't pull it off, you can't either" type of humor mixed with her bemusement, but that's besides the point.*
DarkLordKelne: Kyon despaired, but just as he was about to abandon his approach, he discovered something interesting.
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: If it was an ice cream monster, I'm going to hang us. Agreed. Hey! It was trying to eat me! Really!
DarkLordKelne: One of the books contained a map to a long forgotten shrine. It was said that if one were to pray at that shrine upon the full moon, he would be granted his hearts' desire.
NebbieQ: IM: This should be interesting.
SongstressEnlil: IM: Ah, that one.
DarkLordKelne: Certain that this was his chance to find a monster to slay and so gain fame, Kyon set out at once.
GC130A: IM: So he does the stupid thing and releases the monster, not gets unbanished.
GC130A: IM: ...meathead.
SongstressEnlil: (Kalyca: I bet you fiddy bones the mortals will fall for it. Nakibe: Deal)
GC130A: (Hah!)
DarkLordKelne: Another person might have thought to simply skip the middle part of the plan and go straight to the wealth, fame, and the hand of the fair Nilena, but such an idea did not occur to Kyon.
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Raise your hand, and repeat after me.
GC130A: IM: Well, I guess that would make it... anticlimactic. Not to mention shorter.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...< >.>;> IM: Do it.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Raises his hand, as per orders ;_;*
DarkLordKelne: *Notes the raised hand* Yes?
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Erech says the story needs more explosions. < >.>;>
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...And women. <._.>
DarkLordKelne: *Regards Kris rather strangely*
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: ....Eww. I'm not saying that! ...Dude, gross. What?!
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Nevermind! <n_n;>
SongstressEnlil: IM: Erech? I've heard that name...
DarkLordKelne: Well, Erech, whoever he may be, clearly has no appreciation of the importance of plot.
GC130A: *Looks over at the kittyboy. Thoughts to chew him out afterward quickly turn to the one-syllable response Kris likely gets so often: "Awwwwww!"*
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Your mom has no appreciation of the importance of plot. ....Good one! Thanks!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Is awwww'ed :D*
DarkLordKelne: IM: Now, where was I?
DarkLordKelne: Anyway, Kyon sought out the shrine, booking passage to the island upon which it lay.
NebbieQ: *Chuckles* IM: Must be some sorta 'maginary friend...
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Erech: Your mom is imaginary, bitch. Kristoph:....Good one!)
DarkLordKelne: Arriving upon the afternoon of the full moon, Kyon bid the ferryman to return for him upon the morning, and set out to find the shrine.
GC130A: IM: And then he was killed by werewolves! <n.n>
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: You ALWAYS tell the guy to wait! ALWAYS!
DarkLordKelne: This he did, after some searching. It was an ancient and dilapidated structure. Not at all what he had been expecting. Still, after all he had been through, he saw nothing to lose by making the attempt.
SongstressEnlil: IM: I wonder...
DarkLordKelne: And so Kyon waited for moonrise, keeping himself awake with thoughts of the glory that awaited him. At length, the moon rose, and he knelt to petition the gods for a terrible creature to be loosed upon the world.
NebbieQ: ...
NebbieQ: IM: ...what a moron.
GC130A: IM: And then it squashed him and went off to go have tea.
NebbieQ: IM: Honestly! You don't just go, "Hullo Gods, mind if you bring a spot of evil unto the world?"
SongstressEnlil: IM: And what do they say?
DarkLordKelne: Now, the gods were not actually under any obligation to grant him this.
NebbieQ: IM: ...hahaha!
NebbieQ: *Begins snickering to herself.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM:...What?
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: ...Idiocy at it's best.
SongstressEnlil: IM: I thought not.
DarkLordKelne: After all, unleashing such a creature on the world solely for one person's benefit would not have been a kind thing to do.
DarkLordKelne: Still, they felt that Kyon should be taught a lesson.
GC130A: IM: ...hah!
NebbieQ: IM: ^^ Brilliant.
DarkLordKelne: And so they determined to do so by giving him exactly what he had asked for.
DarkLordKelne: At his prayer, Kyon fell into a deep slumber, sleeping the night through.
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Sounds like it's gonna get messy, kid. Gonna be okay? ...Yeah...He's gonna wet the bed, I know it. >_<
SongstressEnlil: (Pasana: *appears* RAWR!)
DarkLordKelne: He was awoken by morning's light, and rather disappointed to find that there was no sign of any terrible creature to vanquish.
DarkLordKelne: And so Kyon rubbed the sleep from his eyes, resolving to return to the mainland and devise a new plan.
SongstressEnlil: *listening*
GC130A: IM: AND THEN EVERYONE DIED.
SongstressEnlil: IM: I think I will have a bit of wine. What Kyle doesn't know won't hurt him.
NebbieQ: IM: Bum bum bum?
SongstressEnlil: (GC's character has an 'obsession' :O)
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: 50 Gil says that either everyone else was turned into a monster, or he was.You're on!
GC130A: (^^)
DarkLordKelne: It was then that he realised that instead of a hand, he had a claw.
NebbieQ: IM: ...oh my.
NebbieQ: IM: How unexpected.
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: HAHAHAHAHA BULLSHIT
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Tailtwitch* <o_O;>
DarkLordKelne: The gods had indeed unleashed a terrible monster upon the world, turning Kyon into a huge red dragon.
SongstressEnlil: IM: And I bet the meathead let the prophecy fulfill itself.
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I DEMAND A REDO! A REDO!
GC130A: *basking in the irony*
DarkLordKelne: Though fame could well be his, and perhaps even riches, he would never be accepted back in his home, nor would he know simple human comforts.
NebbieQ: ("Such as playing music, and having opposable thumbs.")
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Nezetta: Yes, because no dragon has opposable thumbs! >_> <_<;-)
SongstressEnlil: (Enachi: I'll never be able to master the banjo ._.)
NebbieQ: (Shada: Hey Nez, can you open this pickle jar for me? Nezeta: ._. IM: Crap.)
DarkLordKelne: It is said that Kyon sleeps now, in a cave beneath that island, lamenting his foolishness.
SongstressEnlil: IM: Well at least the meathead didn't rampage.
GC130A: IM: Took enough to get him to even realize it.
DarkLordKelne: Now, can anyone tell me the moral of the story?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Oh, oh!
SongstressEnlil: IM: I wonder what it would be like to be a dragon for awhile, though?
NebbieQ: IM: Don't be a selfish fool?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Raises hand!*
DarkLordKelne: *Nods to Kris*
GC130A: IM: The gods have a terrific sense of humor. Would probably make funny friends.
TheWaiChibiAngel: That falling asleep in strange places makes you wake up as a monster?
NebbieQ: (Kris: Erech says the moral is, "If there were more women in this story, he'd be too busy-*whapped* Ow!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: ...Don't encourage him. What? It's fun!
DarkLordKelne: Not necessarily, no.
SongstressEnlil: (The moral clearly is: Don't get banished)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Oh!
NebbieQ: (No no, the moral is "don't go to libraries".)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Hand goes up again*
TheWaiChibiAngel: The moral is: Don't get banished!
DarkLordKelne: *Nods again*
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: ...Will you stop that?! Make me!
DarkLordKelne: And don't annoy the gods. *sage nod from one of the girls*
NebbieQ: IM: Wise kid.
TheWaiChibiAngel: OH!
DarkLordKelne: Both good things to remember.
TheWaiChibiAngel: And Erech says another moral is "Libraries make you stupid" *Nods*
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: KNOCK IT OFF. Fine, fine!
NebbieQ: IM: Heh.
DarkLordKelne: Not true, but they don't necessarily cure stupidity, either. <p>KnightsofSquare: DarkLordKelne is a tomboy bunnygirl, jealous of the business successes of her 37 older brothers, she is pursuing her own business degree in hopes of someday initiating a hostile takeover against her brothers' corporations.</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=kelne>Kelne</A]
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