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by **The Duelist** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 10:44 pm

*Kicks thread* Can we get some postage! ------
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I do not go medieval on peoples asses. I go Renaissance. There's an important difference. Medieval is just beating someone with a mace, but Renaissance is artful, sophisticated. Smooth, yet firm, powerful, yet distinct. Everyone knows when someone's gone Medieval on their ass, but they don't know Renaissance until its too late. -Wiseass Dave

by **Nick Shogun** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 10:53 pm

Hey, don't look at me! It's Celeste's turn. If she doesn't post by Monday noon (pacific) I'll skip her turn, okay?

by **wkz** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:10 pm

(Pointless Grumble:) So much for making an advance post so others can go ahead
(Another unrelated point) My computer's still acting like a 486, so I am posting from work right now. Should be fixed soon.

Just to inform everyone that Klaus managed to make his "windball". Expect funny, but disruptive results if the fight ends before he can use it ( right now the fight seems to be going in that direction... )

by **ChristianC** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 1:37 pm

>_>

At least I can take pride in Dovev's skillful dodge. :D

That keeps me going until my next post, such a cool character. ;.;

<div style="text-align:center">Christian Cordeus - Shamelessly stealing school supplies since 1993.</div>

by **The Duelist** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:52 pm

...Yeah...Trig's the sort of guy who puts "BAD MOFO" on his wallet... ------
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I do not go medieval on peoples asses. I go Renaissance. There's an important difference. Medieval is just beating someone with a mace, but Renaissance is artful, sophisticated. Smooth, yet firm, powerful, yet distinct. Everyone knows when someone's gone Medieval on their ass, but they don't know Renaissance until its too late. -Wiseass Dave Edited by: The Duelist at: 4/13/04 9:52 pm

by **Nick Shogun** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 11:28 am

Yeah, a very menacing guy indeed.

I'll illustrate my next update, which should be around 12 noon (Pacific time). We'll be moving to the confrontation shortly.

by **wkz** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:17 pm

"I'll illustrate my next update, which should be around 12 noon (Pacific time). We'll be moving to the confrontation shortly."
Erm..... you better do that a little later... The Wind-Sphere's going to go -Kaboom- preety soon, unless you veto it.

edit: I have left Klaus's actions open-ended, so that you can choose the final action. You can choose from the 2 senerios below:

) Worse case senerio, think: "Hollywood Special Effects 101: All Windows in Room Blow-up Outwards in a Big Explosion". Note: all the force will be directed outwards (thanks to Klaus), although the room will end up looking like a hurricane's home.

) Another Worse case senerio: Klaus was distracted while making that Wind-Sphere, and it did not even have a charge to begin with. Therefore making Klaus look like a fool, shouting stuff like "Everyone Down!!!" for no reason at all

Edited by: [url=http://b3.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=wkz@rpgww60462>wkz</A] at: 4/14/04 12:59 pm

by **Nick Shogun** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 2:42 pm

I love being GM. In that case, don't expect an update until tonight. I'll be... drawing.

by **ChristianC** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:05 pm

I do hope you're heading towards another window, because otherwise Dovev's standing right in your way!

<div style="text-align:center">Christian Cordeus - Shamelessly stealing school supplies since 1993.</div>

by **Nick Shogun** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 2:27 pm

If anyone bothers to read this, I won't be able to post until 4 AM or so, but when I do, I'll explain your mission, and draw a picture. If you want to give your little stories like Christian and WKZ, good. If not, I'll continue anyway.

I'm having fun!

by **Celeste of Elvenhame** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 6:31 pm

*returns from the dead*

Sorry guys, been a rough two weeks. I moved and did not have a chance to even go to the library to access the internet before going on a trip. I am back though and will insert myself back in when given the okay. ---------------Celeste of Elvenhame ---------------

Aaron Lewise of Guildportal: On the up side though, most of the remaining bugs are genuinely evil, sentient beings that actively dodge attempts to thwart them.

by **Nick Shogun** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 10:06 pm

Great. I was afraid you'd disappeared or something equally frightening. The hunters are currently being assigned positions for the night, guarding the house. Feel free to re-enter anytime.

by **Celeste of Elvenhame** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:01 pm

Nah, just an oversight on my part not making time to make my short enforced absence known. I won't get a chance to check again until monday or tuesday after this, feel free to work around me as needs be. I will have full internet access and such back sometime Wednesday. ---------------Celeste of Elvenhame ---------------

Aaron Lewise of Guildportal: On the up side though, most of the remaining bugs are genuinely evil, sentient beings that actively dodge attempts to thwart them.

by **wkz** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:06 am

I am getting confused. And the reason is the positioning of the players...

What have been written is:

1) The room guarded is in the shadow, near the forest. Night's early then, so its west of the manor.
2) Forest, if not surrounding the manor at all sides, is at least towards west of the manor.
3) Klaus is in front.
4) Trigger's on the roof, facing west (?)
5) Quote: "Dovev took up his position outside Monaâ€™s door, and Zakara stayed inside with the young girl"
6) Sybil's left and back of the manor
7) Meryle's right and back of the manor (suggesting Klaus is also around the right forward)

And the questions are:
1) What direction is the manor pointing? (which direction is 'forward')
2) (you answer the above = you answer this one) Which side of the manor is the target room?
3) I assume there's a Big Guy, but are there 2 groups of zombies? (Trigger and Klaus most likely are looking in different directions)

by **Nick Shogun** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:49 am

Does sound confusing. The manor's entrance faces North, and there's a long, cleared trail leading up to it, about thirty feet wide, which runs all the way out of the forest (a long way). I believe Klaus is at the entrance, NORTH, Sybil is at the corner of the right side and the back side (by direction), SOUTHEAST, and Meryle is on the LEFT side, WEST.

The target room is in the NORTHEAST corner, so there's a window on the north side and the east side. I assume Trigger's facing North, since that'd be where an attack would most likely originate from.

For my next post, I'll draw a floorplan so this makes more sense. Sorry for the confusion. If you have any more questions, feel free to ask.

by **wkz** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:39 pm

Sorry to bug you again, but the floorplan's all wrong (at least for a whole group of semi-inexperienced hunters)

Even after taking out all my description of the place and the room is facing west (Klaus may have found the wrong room), having the triangle protect the WRONG side of the manor (concentrated towards the west instead of east) is just..... plain wrong.....

To recap:
North, South-East and West is guarded, leaving nobody anywhere near NORTHEAST (the target room)

by **Nick Shogun** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:22 pm

Augh, I'm bad with directions, sorry... I'll draw a map tonight to clear it all up, and post it in this thread.

by **Nick Shogun** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:57 pm

TELL ME IF IT MAKES SENSE NOW...

by **The Duelist** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:22 pm

okay....that helps. Should I change my recent post? ------
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I do not go medieval on peoples asses. I go Renaissance. There's an important difference. Medieval is just beating someone with a mace, but Renaissance is artful, sophisticated. Smooth, yet firm, powerful, yet distinct. Everyone knows when someone's gone Medieval on their ass, but they don't know Renaissance until its too late. -Wiseass Dave

by **Nick Shogun** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:29 pm

No, you're good.

by **wkz** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:33 pm

.....

Ah well, I guess Klaus was looking at the wrong window after all.

by **Nick Shogun** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 3:30 pm

I'm bad with directions, so if you found any errors in my construction, I'm sorry. I hope you're enjoying the RP, though.

by **Celeste of Elvenhame** » Sat May 01, 2004 1:30 am

Quote:
Sybil was on the ground, struggling with Grippy, as Klaus landed near them. The zombie dripped old fluids from its cracked, hanging jaw. â€œSoooooâ€¦. Softâ€¦..â€ Sybil rammed her knee into Grippyâ€™s crotch, and it broke like glass, pieces of molding skin and bone falling to the grass. Grippy sighed, â€œWelllll, not likkkke I was goinnnnng to usssse that anyyyyywayyyâ€¦â€

By the way, I don't know why but that struck me as funny enough for a 15 minute laugh. ---------------Celeste of Elvenhame ---------------

Aaron Lewise of Guildportal: On the up side though, most of the remaining bugs are genuinely evil, sentient beings that actively dodge attempts to thwart them.

by **Nick Shogun** » Sat May 01, 2004 3:24 am

Yeah, well, in his life, Grippy was impotent, so he didn't make much use of... nevermind. I suggest you try attacking him in a way that would work on the undead. He can't really be KILLED, maybe you should concentrate on dismembering him.

by **wkz** » Sat May 01, 2004 9:32 am

"I'm bad with directions, so if you found any errors in my construction, I'm sorry. I hope you're enjoying the RP, though."

Don't worry. I'm enjoying this RP way too much to let something like direction get to me.

'Thou I WILL quibble and nag you about it, and any other errors

(Goes off and find other ways to poke the GM. Found one in fact)

Oh.... I guess Trigger's gun is THE multi-shot rifle or distance-shooting shotgun from hell. That picture of yours seems to suggest more than one bullet per shot...

(Goes off with evil laughter..... MUHAHAhahahahaha~~~)

(ps: dang, can never 'do' accents and slangs well)

by **The Duelist** » Sat May 01, 2004 11:36 am

Everybody gets to score a Critical Hit every once in a while... ------
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I do not go medieval on peoples asses. I go Renaissance. There's an important difference. Medieval is just beating someone with a mace, but Renaissance is artful, sophisticated. Smooth, yet firm, powerful, yet distinct. Everyone knows when someone's gone Medieval on their ass, but they don't know Renaissance until its too late. -Wiseass Dave

by **Celeste of Elvenhame** » Sat May 01, 2004 12:07 pm

sybil is doing what she can yo. She does have a couple hundred pounds of dead weight on top of her....literally. dismembering is kind of hard in that position.
(hence the reason for attempting to break bones...break the structure and it will make it harder for the zombie to move, easier for her to get the damn thing off her)
---------------Celeste of Elvenhame ---------------

Aaron Lewise of Guildportal: On the up side though, most of the remaining bugs are genuinely evil, sentient beings that actively dodge attempts to thwart them.

by **Nick Shogun** » Sat May 01, 2004 4:43 pm

Zombies have never been really dangerous, as long as there's only four and not one hundred.

by **wkz** » Sat May 01, 2004 10:23 pm

Erm... Just one zombie which managed to grab you is trouble enough. They look like they are rotting, but they also have magical undead strength more than an average human's.

That means Resident Evil is a cop-out. The number of times the leads managed to shake off the zombies are unbelievable ...

by **The Duelist** » Sat May 01, 2004 11:37 pm

Resident Evil Zombie's are Uber-zombies. They are zombies powered by Deus Ex Machina. Do not doubt them. ------
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I do not go medieval on peoples asses. I go Renaissance. There's an important difference. Medieval is just beating someone with a mace, but Renaissance is artful, sophisticated. Smooth, yet firm, powerful, yet distinct. Everyone knows when someone's gone Medieval on their ass, but they don't know Renaissance until its too late. -Wiseass Dave

by **Nick Shogun** » Sun May 02, 2004 3:17 am

Well, I mean compared to a hundred zombies, four isn't too bad.

by **The Duelist** » Sun May 02, 2004 9:06 pm

This is true. ------
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I do not go medieval on peoples asses. I go Renaissance. There's an important difference. Medieval is just beating someone with a mace, but Renaissance is artful, sophisticated. Smooth, yet firm, powerful, yet distinct. Everyone knows when someone's gone Medieval on their ass, but they don't know Renaissance until its too late. -Wiseass Dave

by **The Duelist** » Sat May 08, 2004 10:50 pm

Hey Nick...what's happening? ------
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I do not go medieval on peoples asses. I go Renaissance. There's an important difference. Medieval is just beating someone with a mace, but Renaissance is artful, sophisticated. Smooth, yet firm, powerful, yet distinct. Everyone knows when someone's gone Medieval on their ass, but they don't know Renaissance until its too late. -Wiseass Dave

by **Nick Shogun** » Sun May 09, 2004 2:18 am

Yeah, I've been away... film assignment for school... it went really bad, anyway. I'll have a detailed and art-filled post Sunday afternoon.

by **The Duelist** » Sun May 09, 2004 11:05 am

Ah, okay. ^_^ ------
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I do not go medieval on peoples asses. I go Renaissance. There's an important difference. Medieval is just beating someone with a mace, but Renaissance is artful, sophisticated. Smooth, yet firm, powerful, yet distinct. Everyone knows when someone's gone Medieval on their ass, but they don't know Renaissance until its too late. -Wiseass Dave

by **ChristianC** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:26 pm

o___O WinXP is really bitching with me. I managed to post here, but I'm gonna have to close down my connection again until I can fix everything up.

All my drivers and most of my software has gone ker-boob. What's most fun is that most of the drivers can only be found on obscure home pages that I can't seem to get access to...

<div style="text-align:center">Christian Cordeus - Shamelessly stealing school supplies since 1993.</div>

by **Nick Shogun** » Sun May 09, 2004 4:18 pm

Ah, I was wondering why you hadn't posted in a while...

by **The Duelist** » Tue May 11, 2004 5:22 pm

Hey Nick, is that Shadowy thing's heavy breathing loud enough that the people in the room could hear it? ------
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I do not go medieval on peoples asses. I go Renaissance. There's an important difference. Medieval is just beating someone with a mace, but Renaissance is artful, sophisticated. Smooth, yet firm, powerful, yet distinct. Everyone knows when someone's gone Medieval on their ass, but they don't know Renaissance until its too late. -Wiseass Dave Edited by: The Duelist at: 5/11/04 5:22 pm

by **Nick Shogun** » Tue May 11, 2004 8:19 pm

Nooooo.... I'm just moving along some exposition. I'll post some action later...

Also, did I mention that your last post moved me? Twas beautiful.

by **The Duelist** » Tue May 11, 2004 9:08 pm

Heh, thanks...I was going for it, but I didn't actually think I could do it. Good to see I was able to get it across. :D ------
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I do not go medieval on peoples asses. I go Renaissance. There's an important difference. Medieval is just beating someone with a mace, but Renaissance is artful, sophisticated. Smooth, yet firm, powerful, yet distinct. Everyone knows when someone's gone Medieval on their ass, but they don't know Renaissance until its too late. -Wiseass Dave

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