Warren Kane Enterprises Ltd. LLC.

[The Great Nevareh]

A number of fliers has been circulating Doma City recently, all with the same declaration:

"KANE WORKSHOP TO BEGIN NEW LINE OF ITEMS!"

"That's right, Warren Kane Enterprises Ltd. LLC!" It was formed about a year ago by an enterprising Baronian Con Arti-... *Ahem* woman by the name of Nevareh Milligan, and anyone who might have invested in it is now at least somewhat more wealthy.

"Recently, the now-booming business and high quality workshop" (which produces a variety of extremely low-cost magical goods with a variety of practical uses, like a self-charging light wand or a pen that never runs out of ink) "is offering the once-in-a-lifetime chance to get COMMISSIONED CUSTOM GOODS" (likely at exorbitant prices. There's only three registered employees to Warren Kane Enterprises Ltd. LLC and it's a mystery in general how they manage to produce so much in the way of goods in the first place, and the head craftsman, Warren Kane, is rumored to have made some kind of pact with a dark being from the Ur-realms to make this possible).

The flier goes on to a great extent about how great Warren Kane Enterprises Ltd. LLC. is, and talks about the great quality of the produced items are. It also features an address to make appointments to meet the Business Manager of WKE Ltd. LLC- and there is a date and time for an investor reception that's taking place in the recently-built Milligan House. It says all comers are welcome, but the general gist is that if you're riffraff, you won't get through the door without forcing your way in, and you'll find yourself ejected from the party fairly swiftly if you don't actually have any money to invest in this company. The person who's throwing the party is a fairly well-known socialite by now, and her parties are generally well-liked by most people involved; she doesn't skimp on anything.


I'm planning this to be a sort of Chat CI-RP. Bring your rich characters and/or ones who have history with either Warren Kane or Nevareh Milligan! It'll basically be a party during which a lot of wealthy people drink wine and are perpetually told what a good idea investing in WKE Ltd. LLC. is. Mass Wining and Dining fun! <p>[---------------------------]
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I shall have monoindustrious Ned attend. He's a man with a vision!

[Zemyla]

Hmm. I have one character with money and savvy business sense, and I have one character with money that almost literally fell on her from out of the sky and she has no clue what to do with it. Which one should I choose? <p>-----
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