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by **The Great Nevareh** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 5:20 pm

To everyone it may concern:
I have missed things this week and most likely will go on missing them for a bit because I have a stomach flu. Unless you come up with a way to abate the vomiting, the diarrhea, and the fever, I probably will be out of it for a bit.
I think this is the place this is supposed to go, but I'm not too sure since my diet for the past two days has consisted of water and Tylenol. [---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"

by **Spleen** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:28 pm

UNCLEAN! __-__-__-__-__-__

"I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying, and this magic..."
-Sokka, Avatar

"Screw normal, because if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."
-Christopher Titus

by **JasonAB17** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:43 pm

*Zerg Rushes spleen with Defilers to assist. Spleen is reduced to 5 Health and then over run by <s>manticores</s> zerglings*

by **Spleen** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 5:54 pm

I'm far too lazy to find the bunker image that Jak used the last time I Zerg rushed him.

I, however, am not. - Jak

Edited by: Jak Snide 

at: 2/27/05 18:06

by **Spleen** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:31 pm

Thanks, Jak. __-__-__-__-__-__

"I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying, and this magic..."
-Sokka, Avatar

"Screw normal, because if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."
-Christopher Titus

by **Archmage144** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:50 pm

That bunker is helpless against the zergling/defiler dual onslaught. Dark Swarm provides cover from ranged attacks, reducing all of the bunker's potential damage to zero and allowing the zerglings to tear apart its tough metal exterior to get at the squishy marines and firebats inside.

Bes wins. Starcraftality.

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by **Spleen** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:52 pm

Mmm, squishy.

*mauled* __-__-__-__-__-__

"I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying, and this magic..."
-Sokka, Avatar

"Screw normal, because if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."
-Christopher Titus

by **JasonAB17** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 10:18 pm

Schweeet.

by **Idran1701** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:24 am

...Aren't all Terran attacks (except SCVs) ranged?

"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin

by **Jak Snide** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:47 am

Firebats.

by **Endesu** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:45 pm

This is why you should have siege tanks on the sidelines, my boy.

by **JasonAB17** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:53 pm

It is, but Spleen only used a bunker.

by **Spleen** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:38 pm

I would have used more, Bes, but you were implying that I was alone. Thus my only option was the solitary bunker. __-__-__-__-__-__

"I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying, and this magic..."
-Sokka, Avatar

"Screw normal, because if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."
-Christopher Titus

by **JasonAB17** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:27 pm

Well, that's True. Spleen is Spleen.

But I'm part of the fricken HIVEMIND OF VIRGINIA. >: *pelts the thread with Cicadas*

by **Elementalist Daien** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:42 am

The hivemind of Virginia.

How overrated. *yawn*

by **FlamingDeth** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:49 am

If you aren't careful Dan'll send his demonic armies after you. 
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This month's "Transformer of the Month" is Grimlock in a Santa hat! He's quite jolly.</center>

by **Spleen** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:07 am

And FD will smack you with his frozen Alaskan gonads! __-__-__-__-__-__

"I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying, and this magic..."
-Sokka, Avatar

"Screw normal, because if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."
-Christopher Titus

by **Zemyla** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:05 am

Wetas > Cicadas. -----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare

Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards

by **JasonAB17** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:53 am

Wetas can't cross the ocean, so meh.

Dan's demons are about as scary as my brother Chaos Space Marines figurines.

FD's frozen gonads. ... Do I honestly need to reply to this? He wasn't even the one volunteering them.

Finally: Remember Chris is part of the hivemind. So if somehting too badass to be killed normally comes along, we'll just dodge it.

by **Jak Snide** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:06 am

Only the gonads of an Alaskan can stop the forces of Chaos from destroying humanity?

by **Zemyla** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:11 am

You forget that I have been secretly directing New Zealanders to place wetas in their ornamental plants that they export. Kelne directs them to mate, and soon, the United States will be covered in wetas! -----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare

Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards

by **JasonAB17** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:40 am

Well then it's a damn good thing Wetas make cute pets. o_o

by **Archmage144** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:21 pm

Idran posted:

Quote:
...Aren't all Terran attacks (except SCVs) ranged?

Jak posted:

Quote:
Firebats.

Actually, Idran is correct. Firebats are ranged--it's just that their range is very, very short (one or two "squares"). The Terrans have no true melee units--in fact, the game only has four melee only units (zealots, dark templar, zerglings, and ultralisks). All other units have some range, even if it is very short, or some special ability that precedes normal melee attacking (scourge, infested Terrans).

And a bit of game mechanics trivia--firebats actually hit twice, each time for 8 points of damage, not once for 16, which means that the effectiveness of armor against their attacks is doubled (aside from their damage type being concussive, which means that any medium or large unit gets a reduction of 50 or 75% damage already), making firebats extra terrible against any unit with heavy armor!

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by **Jak Snide** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:22 pm

However, they still muller zerglings.

by **Archmage144** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:25 pm

That's because zerglings are small and lightly armored (so they take nearly full damage), as well as tending to group up, making them vulnerable to the firebats' splash damage attacks. If Spleen stuck a few 'bats in that bunker, it might survive, because splash attacks ignore dark swarm, but then, it depends on how many zerglings and how many upgrades they've got. If the zerglings have adrenal glands and a few weapon/armor upgrades, it's goodbye bunkers.

Also, note that I didn't take into account the worker units for each race, as they are all melee units, and I forgot about broodlings, mostly because you can't actually build them and they're basically chibi-zerglings.

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by **Jak Snide** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:28 pm

Quote:
they're basically chibi-zerglings.

Someone needs to draw that.

by **JasonAB17** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:35 pm

"Kekekeke ^o^ *STABSTAB*"

... YES.

by **Seethe347** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:06 am

"How fortunate for leaders that men do not think."
- Adolf Hitler

"To throw bombs from an airplane will do as much damage as throwing bags of flour. It will be my pleasure to stand on the bridge of any ship while it is attacked by airplanes."
- Newton Baker, US minister of defense (1921)

by **JasonAB17** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:14 am

Don't make me use screencaps on your ass. Cuz I'll fuckn do it.

Also: What, you going to airlift your marines to safety from four dozen zerglings? In theory, I guess they migh escape, but for four units, it's hardly worth your effort.

by **Seethe347** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:41 pm

Whatever you say. Marines sure don't care if you abandon them. And, of course, there's no way one of them will be infested, and then one day become the leader of the Swarm. And even if they did, they sure wouldn't pretend to be your ally later only backstab you out of revenge just when you had reclaimed your homeworld from the UED forces.

"How fortunate for leaders that men do not think."
- Adolf Hitler

"To throw bombs from an airplane will do as much damage as throwing bags of flour. It will be my pleasure to stand on the bridge of any ship while it is attacked by airplanes."
- Newton Baker, US minister of defense (1921)

by **JasonAB17** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 5:10 pm

Problem: Marines doesn't get infested and retain sentience. Ghosts get infested and retain sentience.

Marines just die, like good little boys.

by **Jak Snide** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 5:11 pm

It's always those damn women that cause the problems.

by **JasonAB17** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 5:13 pm

That and, in the level creator program, there's an infested Alexi. But he's a ghost too, according to the Terran Hero list.

So yeah. Ghosts. Kerrigan did cause major problems though, huh? Damn biological super weapons.

by **FlamingDeth** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 5:26 pm

Hey, all! This thread applies to me now. Well, the subject does. Not the current topic of discussion. 
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This month's "Transformer of the Month" is Grimlock in a Santa hat! He's quite jolly.</center>

by **wkz** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 11:30 pm

Ouch. Something's going around eh?

Darn Zergs... infecting 2 already. Who would they go after next?

Hmmm... A deviantart account, and nothing inside :(

by **The Great Nevareh** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:20 pm

It also still applies to me. I managed, through some sleight of hand, to develop the chest/head flu after I finished with the stomach flu. I think it's tied to the intermittent snow.

I managed to be healthy for ONE DAY! [---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"

by **The Great Nevareh** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 2:13 pm

Today I'm going to the hospital to have some tests run. Something is unwell in Nev-ville. [---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"

by **pd Rydia** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:59 pm

:(

<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div>

by **NebulaQueen** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:58 am

...jesus.

Best wishes, man.

"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round

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