by Bajnooie » Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:47 pm
Diran: I....um.
Nagan: Ziratha, uh, I...
Pelos: Well, um...
Hzar: That. Is...
Meldon: Alright, um..
Yinnea: There..aren't...words...
Jinto: I...I...
Bessie: Moo. Moo MOOO...Moo Moo. <RIGHT. Let's get started then, shall we, since you've managed to break the minds of the Neo Vanists?>
Bessie: Moo Mooooo, Moo moo, Moo Moo moo.<Of course, doing this alone is no fun, so we're going to use Sally the Hoof Puppet to assist. Isn't that right, Sally?>
"Sally": Mrph Moo! <That's right!>
Bessie: Moo MOO. Moooooo....moo moo, Moo, Moooo! <FIRST off. We'll start with the history. Richard Dregh WAS Peter Richard, but now he's just Richard.>
"Sally": Mrrph Moo Mrph! <Peter just wasn't cool enough of a name. So, yeah. Richard. Son of Mary Ann Dregh...what kind of an angel is named 'Dregh', anyway?>
Bessie: Moomoo....Moo? Moo! Moomoomoo... <Perhaps...one from the 'Dreghs' of society?! Hoohoohoo...>
"Sally": Mrph, /moo/, MOO! <So, anyway, he's a 'naturalist', which is utterly disgusting, folks..>
Bessie: Moo moo moo. MOO moo. Moo moo moo. <No, no, no. LIKES NATURE. Not that kind.>
"Sally": Moo. <Oh.>
Bessie: Moo mooo moo. < Now, mixed angel's blood, can transform into a good or evil angel. Which is funny, because Gaera doesn't have those!>
Sally: Moo. <Moo.>
Bessie: Moo moo. <So, basic worthless nonsense about OMG HE CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER HE'S GOOD OR EVIL, so he turns back and forth depending on what he does. And what he does depends on his forms.>
"Sally": Moo MOO moo moo. Moo mrph? <..You mooed all that in two moos. And Circular Logic is great?>
Bessie: Moo moo. Moo moo moo. <Moving on past the point-form description; Shoddy work, friend..>
"Sally": Moo moo moo! Moo....moo moo moo... <We have a stat whore! ...who has picked a bunch of stats I don't think are even in Philsys...>
Bessie: ...MOO!? Moo moo MOO! <TWINK! 1 Dex, uses Crossbow!>
"Sally": Moo! Moo moo moo moo! <Yay! A bunch of irrelevant items!>
Bessie: Moo, moo moo moo... <Skills that are there for no reason...>
"Sally": Moo Mrrph moo moo... <He can summon animals because he can talk to them!>
Bessie: Moo! Moo MOO moo moo. <Desecrate at level 1!>
"Sally": Moo....moo moo. <And rather than RPing his changes, he has a useless stat system!>
Bessie: Moo! <Brilliant!>
"Sally": Moo MOO moo. <It's TRASHBIN time!>
Bessie: Moo moo Moo! Moo moo moo moo. <This has been a bovine Neo Vanist Assessment! We hope you've enjoyed it.>