Hzar: STOP. MAKING. NEW. TOPICS. USE. THE. EDIT. BUTTON.
Diran: That being said, let's get to work. Since you've redone this character twice, I figure it shouldn't be too hard. Assuming you've changed anything between posts.
Jinto: *coughcoughbscoughcough*
Diran: Now, now. Let's start with the revised edition, and look at the old. Fenron, the history, if you will.
Fenron: His parents died in a battle. Then, Mr.Skywalker was sent to live with his uncle, on a farm. Luke only had his cousin....
Diran: That's Star Wars.
Fenron: Oh. Sorry. Hard time telling the difference.
Diran: No problem. Carry on then.
Fenron: Well, apparently, he knows how to use a sword because he hunts. I don't understand how one uses a sword to hunt.
Meldon: That's because /you/ never took the Survival Courses at Neo Vane!
Diran: Okay, Meldon, how do you use a sword to hunt?
Meldon: I...don't know.
Diran: RIGHT. MOVING ON.
Fenron: Well, he found a dragon egg, and when Eragon had returned, he found that the Imperial Stormtroopers had destroyed his home trying to find Obi Wan Kenobi...
Diran: NO. STAR WARS AGAIN.
Fenron: It's exactly like Star Wars Episode 4! What do you expect?!
Diran: ...How do you even know what Star Wars is?
Fenron: How do you?!
Diran: ....Good point. Let's move on. Uncle, cousin dead..he decides to learn the force and lightsaber...
Fenron: Now you're doing it. And look, he even finds the Rebel Alliance, in a way.
Diran: ...He grew mentally and physically. Well, I sure as hellfire hope he did, unless these five years were spent in cryogenics...
Meldon: My turf, Diran.
Diran: ...Yes, yes. Anyway, I digress. He's looking for friends to spend his life with.
Yinnea: Yes, my name is Yinnea, and I like looooong walks on the beach....
Diran: ...Yeah, but he's also gotta learn about the..um...responsibility of..the...Dragon Riders?
Hzar: Who. The. @#$^. Are. The. Dragon. Riders?
Diran: I'm not sure we want to know,but it seems to involve spending the rest of your life with friends.
Yinnea: And long walks on the beach.
Jinto: For the love of all that's holy, let's get to the stats. ...Alright, you don't need the curly brackets, for one...okay, nothing seems too bad. Fairly non-twinked. Surprising, Luke.
Diran: Well, that's coming, Jinto. He can 'play the piano'. Are these [k] or [s] or what? I can't figure out the skill points...and why does he know how to play the piano anyway?
Fenron: Because if you're going to spend the rest of your life with a baby dragon, you might as well learn the piano.
Yinnea: And you can play romantic music for when..
Hzar: The. Joke. Is. Dead. Yinnea.
Yinnea: Awww....
Diran: And now..the /skills/. Ooh, random spell-like names! ...And it...heals. Wow.
Meldon: Hey, now, he can attack people with WATER POWER. Not water, mind you. WATER POWER.
Diran: Yes. Captain Planet'll be showing up any @#(*$ing minute now. ...He can lift 8 pounds of weight with his mind. ...Uh, okay. Infinitely?
Nagan: Blah blah blah, telepathy....mind reading...fancy names blah..those are psionics. Where'd he learn psionics?
Meldon, Fenron, Jinto, Diran: Under the booard walk, we'll having some fun, under the board walk...
Nagan: ....I hate you guys. Now. For the GRAND FINALE.
Neo Vanists: The Dragon Summoning!
Diran: He's capable of summoning a baby dragon for..about the same damage as a sword thrust. Less than his slash, evidently.
Fenron: If it's a baby dragon, how can it transport the team and other things across rivers? Wouldn't that be too heavy?
Diran: Yes. Yes it would. Now, this is the second time you've redone the character, so...let's check the one before it...
Nagan: Diran! These two sheets...they're EXACTLY THE SAME!
Diran: So he's posted the same sheet three times, in three different threads?
Meldon: GASP.
Fenron: SHOCK.
Jinto: HORROR.
Pelos: BADLY MADE PIE. <p><Chat> <Matto says, "What's up?"
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Angst."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Drama."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Betrayal."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Plushies."</p>
Edited by: [url=http://b3.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=banjooie>Banjooie</A] at: 4/26/04 12:36 pm