by Banjooie » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:31 pm
Pelos: Hzar, I'm not the necromancer, but can I ask you a question?
Hzar: What. Would. That. Be?
Pelos: What the /hell/?
Hzar: Well. Let. Me. See.
Hzar: DIRAN!
Diran: Wh' th' bugger're you bothering me for? ...Ah, I see. Alright, I'll explain, since even I can tell.
Courage, fine, Wisdome, fine, Intuition....er, right, okay, okay...
Charisma -5? Well, he /is/ a zombie...but you're going to get pounded on that one, my friend. Let's just say you actually need your CHA stat, and pumping everything into Stamina,
and...
Agility 4, well, that's acceptable, I guess....Dex, well, fine...
STRENGTH OF 7!? Good ALTHENA sir! Choark is a barbarian wielding a gigantic hammer, and HE had 7! Your zombie's only 96 pounds! Choark could THROW HIM SIXTY YARDS.
....Stamina of 10. ...I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.
And, uh, Magic 0, fine.
As for the appearance, he's your average mysterious cloaked figure. My goddess, his personality! He's semi-evil! With a tragic past!
Your background's livable. I suppose.
Your abilities..christ, Hzar, get back over here....
Hzar: Okay.
Zombies. Are. Rotting. Corpses. They. Are. Not. Supermen.
Critical. Hit. For. Maximum. Damage. My. Posterior.
Zombies. Also. Do. Not. Generally. Act. Chummy. Towards. Each. Other.
Berserk? Zombies. Go. Berserk?
As. For. Regeneration. That. Is. Livable.
Meldon: Now, you have one major flaw in your plan; Namely, you're never going to get into a party or even CI with this character, ever. What's the point of making characters you can't RP with? <p><Chat> <Matto says, "What's up?"
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Angst."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Drama."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Betrayal."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Plushies."</p>