RPGWW: The Musical! (spammy)

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RPGWW: The Musical! (spammy)

Unread postby SALSAlys » Fri May 16, 2003 9:34 pm

(OOC: We have certainly talked about lyrics for our chars a lot, and songs and such... so here we are. ^_^ Please make a link to the mp3, or type out lyrics here. Parodies are also good.... or different set-ups. Feel free to change the scenery at random times, like a demented musical video. Tributes/parodies of other chars are also fun. ^_^ If parodies are weird, only parody part of the song, like I'm doing here.)

A darkened stage, with five tall figures on it, then white lights suddenly blaze on, revealing four men and a woman, all wearing black trenchcoats and shades. One of the men is a chimera with blue hair, and a black beret, looking coolly over the audience. The only other non-human man is a garoujin with beige fur. Another man has dark, slicked-back hair with eyes that glow silver beneath his dark mirrored shades.

The last two look close enough alike to be brother and sister; which they are. The woman is only slightly shorter, athletic-looking with long black hair tied into a tight braid, and the man with short, loosely flopping black hair which ends just above his shoulders.

Maxwell's furry ears flicked, then Kamos adjusted his beret slightly. The glow from Jaeko's eyes faded slightly, then strengthened before Damian and Karin kicked off the song.

(to "Baby Got Back")

Karin and Damian: We like big guns and we can not lie!

Kamos: You other Valthis can't deny!

Jaeko: That when a guy walks in packin' heat
You know it just can't be beat
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that gun was BUFF!

Maxwell: Deep in that holster wearin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that gun you got makes

Karin: IM: M-me so horny! ^o^


At that point, she threw herself at the various men, cheerfully stealing their guns and juggling them before firing them all.

Chorus of all: Ooh, gun-o'-cool-skin

Karin: You say you wanna get in my pants?!
Well, use me, abuse me
'Cause that ain't just a gun ta me
I've seen 'em firin'
The hell with expirin'
It's loaded, loaded
Gonna make like it exploded!

Kamos: I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' dinky pistols are the thing
Take the average Valthi, ask 'em that
They gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your belt got the gun? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shoot it! (Shoot it!) Shoot it! (Shoot it!)
Shoot that hefty gun!

Chorus of all: VALTHI GOT GUN!


Close-up on Jaeko's face, then his biggest gun; the Divine Nightmare.

Chorus of all: VALTHI GOT GUN!

Damian: I like 'em loud, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get it home
And yeah, shoot it up, oh yeah
I ain't talkin' 'bout swords, boy
'Cuz those blades are just for toys
I want 'em real tough and techy
So find that techy double!
Damian Vaza is in trouble!
Beggin' for it on the double!

Karin: So I'm lookin' at Doman streets
Watchin' these cops just watch their beats
You can have their swords, yeah
I'll keep my gun at home, yeah
Word up to you fakers, you ain't gun-makers
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna shoot
'Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on!

Jaeko: A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cuz it's long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the powder on!
So girlies! (Yeah!) Girlies! (Yeah)
If you don't wan' me to give you swirlies (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even Domans got to shout!

Chorus: VALTHI GOT GUN!


Jaeko fired the Divine Nightmare at the end of the song, the immense shotgun's recoil making him do a backwards somersault, but he landed lithely.

Throughout the song, the five people who would ordinarily never make such a spectacle of themselves were jumping around, firing bullets at eachother, the audience, and somehow managing to dance through it all.

Then the lights went out.

(...yeah. I think you can all make much better. ^^;)

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Re: RPGWW: The Musical! (spammy)

Unread postby ArgusDevilmen » Sat May 17, 2003 12:03 am

(( ........... XD Dear god Lys you have smote me with laughter. I must do a decent amount of these with Argus / Garet. I will type one up when I am of being less tired. Or when I can think up funny lyrics. Although I could be so damn evil and use other peoples characters as well...... ImageD"> ))

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Re: RPGWW: The Musical! (spammy)

Unread postby ArgusDevilmen » Sat May 17, 2003 1:34 am

(( Mwehehhe.... Image ))

A shuffling can be heard from backstage as Will is pushed out on stage, followed by Argus who holds a Mic in one hand while Will holds the other grumbling.

A certain Mazoku meanwhile hovers above them out of sight with a bucket of water in hand smirking. Argus nudges Will as the music begins,

( sung to "Dude Looks Like A Lady" by Aerosmith. )

Argus: Dude looook's like a lady!
Dude loooks like a lady!


Tai tips the bucket from above as Will is covered in water turning into his female form. Will grumbles as Argus continues,

Argus: Will looks like a lady! Will looks like a lady!
Will: Cruised into a bar on the shore,
Her picture graced a grime on his door
She a long lost love at first sight
Baby, maybe you're wrong
But you know it's all right,
Argus: That's right!

Will: Back stage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody says
'Forgive me if I seem out of line'
Argus: Then she whipped out a gun,
Tried to blow me away!

Argus: Will look's like a lady! Will looks like a lady!


Will swung a staff across argus's head which did the obvious, as Will continued. Argus smirked and straighted 'herself' back out.

Will: Argus looks like a lady! Argus looks like a ladahh!
Argus: So never judge a book by its cover
Will: Or who you gonna love by your lover
Argus: Love put me wise to her love in disguise
Will: She had the body of a venus
Both in unison: Lord, imagine my surprise!!

Will: Dude Looks Like A Lady!
Argus: Dude Looks Like A Lady!

*the two exchange glances, and continue*
Will: Argus Looks Like A Lady!!
Argus: Will Looks Like A Lady!!

Will: Baby let me follow you down...
Argus: Let me take a peak dear!
Will: Baby let me follow you down...
Argus: Do me, do me, do me all night!!
Will: Baby let me follow you down...
Argus: Turn the other cheek dear....
Will: Baby let me follow you down...
Argus: Do me, do me, do me, Do me!


Argus prances about stage while the musc plays waiting for the next few lines.

Will: What a funky lady.....
Argus: Oh, she like it, like it, like it, like it!
Will: Oh, he was a lady...!

Both in unison again: Dude looks like a lady!
Will: Argus looks like a lady!
Argus: Will looks like a lady!
Taiar: Dude looks like a lady!!!


The song ends and Will and Argus eye Taiar, who quickly begins to casually walk away, with Argus and Will bowing, then 'casually' running after him.


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Re: RPGWW: The Musical! (spammy)

Unread postby Shinigori V2 » Sun May 18, 2003 3:53 am

Two men, one rather large, wearing a red trenchcoat, the other wearing black, walk on stage. The one in red nudges the one in black, who signals something. The lights go off, and two spotlights turn on and focus on the men, as the song starts...


("Anthem of the City of Storms", To the tune of "Gangsters Paradise", as it was playing in Winamp and I got the idea...)

Griff: As I walk through the city of electric death, I take a look at my coat, and realise I'm real wet! Cuz I been living in this city so long that my ears don't even hear the lightning storm!

But I aint never crossed a man who complained, ain't no body ever said our armies untrained! You better watch how you're talkin, and where your walkin, or you and yo' homies might be lightnin shocked! I really hate to run, but I gotta go, as wearing this thing, I'll be lit up like a fireworks show! I'm the kinda G the little Barians wanna be like, leaving the city and taking a long hike!

Jaeko: We keep spending most our lives living in a weathermans paradise! We keep spending most our lives living in a weathermans paradise! We keep spending most our lives living in a weathermans paradise! We keep spending most our lives living in a weathermans paradise!

Griff: Look at the situation they got them facing...They can't live a normal life, they where raised without the sun! So they gotta be pale as a lima-bean! Too much rain on their heads got them talking to Spleen! Vanis an powerful guy with world domintion on the mind, got the guards in the castle and his assassins aint far behind! Death aint nothing but a sword-swing away, living life here is hard, but what can I say? I'm 23, never will I age to 24, cuz this city @$)($@ING KILLED M*Nudged by Jaeko*....

Jaeko: Tell me why are we...So blind to see...That if we moved...We'd be so free?! *goes into the chourus*


Griff: Power and the fear, fear and the power, minute after minute, shower after shower, everybodies soaking, but half of them don't care, cuz a little little shelter is all thats there! They say we gotta move, but we don't got nowhere to go, but I gues stheir right, I guess we should, but don't ever think about dissin' my old hood!


Jaeko: We keep spening most our lives...living in this weathermans paradise! We keep spening most our lives...living in this weathermans paradise! We keep spening most our lives...living in this weathermans paradise! Tell me why are we...So blind to see...That if we moved...We'd be so free?! Tell me why are we...So blind to see...That if we moved...We'd be so free?!


The whole time the two men are making incredible strange hand gestures and pointing at people who they've never met.
The song quickly wraps up and both men hurry off stage...

(Wow. I suck at this.)

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Re: RPGWW: The Musical! (spammy)

Unread postby SALSAlys » Sun May 18, 2003 10:52 pm

(Finally, not a parody. Sort of.)

Inexplicably, the stage fades, and dim lights show the silhouette of a pale-skinned man wearing a black trenchcoat, sitting on a rock, his loose black hair flopping gently over his head, ending just above his shoulders. Dark glasses are loosely held in his left hand, the other hand supporting his head, eyes downcast.

Beside him, but turned away from him, is a tall woman with similar features, long black hair tied into a tight braid. She wears loose pants and a long-sleeved blue shirt with sleeves that are lightly cut, and dark shades obscure her eyes.

Then softly, she began singing.

(Infected, by Bad Religion.)

Karin: Now here I go,
Hope I don't break down.
I won't take anything,
I don't need anything...


Damian looked up at his sister, green eyes glittering.

Damian: Please stop before I do it again.
Just talk about nothing,
Let's talk about nothing.

Karin: Let's talk about no one—

Damian: Please talk about no one—

Karin: Some one—

Damian: ANYONE.
You and me have a disease,
You affect me,
You infect me.
I'm afflicted—

Karin: You're addicted—


He rose, trying to embrace Karin, but she shoved him away violently. He stepped back, and began crooning softly.

Damian: You and me,
You and me.
I'm on the edge,
Get against the wall.
I'm so distracted.
I'd love to strike you
Here's my confession
You learned your lesson,
Stop me before I do it again.

You're clear—
As a heavy lead curtain want to drill you—
like an ocean—
We can work it out,
I've been running out,
Now I'm running out...


Violently, Karin spun away from him again, hard enough to send her glasses flying away from her face. Green eyes met green eyes, Damian's slightly pleading and Karin's blazing with a mix of anger and fear.

Damian: You and me,
You and me.
I want to tie you,
Crucify you
Kneel before you,
Revere your body—

You and me,
We're made in heaven.
I want to take you,
I want to break you,
Supplicate you,
are incurable.

I want to bathe you in holy water—
I want to keep you—

Upon the altar,
You and me,
You and me...


Karin glared at him, then spat.

"YOU'RE MY BROTHER!" she screamed, then ran.

Damian looked after her impassively, then sighed, placing his shades over his eyes again and walking off. The last sight is of his retreating back, slowly walking away.

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Re: RPGWW: The Musical! (spammy)

Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Mon May 19, 2003 12:31 am

The stage lights again, and there is a single, somber-faced man standing on a slightly raised platform on a simple wooden stage. His clothes are well-tailored, purple shirt and pants, along with a red beret that has a dark blue cape attached. He sings slowly, in a low baritone.

(Sung to "I am the Wind" from Castlevania)

"Ever since I
met you, I've
always been...

In love with you, and I hope it never ends....

Through thick and thin...
I'll never quit...
Because I'll fight both life and death to save my love....

I face my choices every day I live...
And the best in me is all I have to give...

In days long past...In days long past...
When my days were done, I didn't like the person I'd become...
Is there a new threat everywhere you go?
Should you walk the path, if the threat's so great ahead?

Are you testing me every day I live?
Well, the best in me is all I have to give!

I can protect...I can protect...
You, my love....you, my love...
And I don't know if we'll live to say this again....
I love you, Karin...
I love you, Karin...
Think of me when you live for life again....

I can protect...I can protect...
You, my love...you, my love..."

Tolaris continues these last few lines until the background music fades out, where he glances around a bit, and walks offstage, waiting for the next performer.


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Re: RPGWW: The Musical! (spammy)

Unread postby ArgusDevilmen » Mon May 19, 2003 12:47 am

Argus slowly walks onto the stage with NightBride in tow, blindfolded and bouncy as usual. He led her to the middle of the stage and sat her on a stool taking off the blindfold, not surprised at all when she seemed rather sad that there wasn't some sort of kinky surprise waiting for her.

He took a few steps back from her holding the mic, and the music began to play.

( Wicked Game, by Chris Isaak )

Argus: The world was on fire and no one could save me but you.
It's strange what desire will make foolish people do.


He placed his right hand on NightBride's head running his hand through her hair,

Argus: Ooohh, I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you.
And I never dreamed that I knew somebody like you.


He stepped back from her placing the mic a bit closer to his mouth, Shan walking out to sing the chorus.

Argus: No, I don't want to fall in love.
Shan: This world is only gonna break your heart..
Argus: No, I don't want to fall in love.
Shan: This world is only gonna break your heart...
Argus: With you. With you.
Shan: This world is only gonna break your heart....


Argus walked up to NightBride again, lowering his voice to a quieter tone, practially whispering in her left ear.

Argus: What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.
What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you and,


He leaned back away from her returning to his singing voice,

Argus: I~ want to fall in love.
Shan: This world is only gonna break your heart...
Argus: No, I want to fall in love.
Shan: This world is only gonna break your heart....
Argus: With you.


He walked back over to her again this time circling her as he sang the verse,

Argus: The world was on fire and no one could save me but you.
It's strange what desire will make foolish people do.
I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you.
And I never dreamed that I'd loose somebody like you no,


He stopped circling infront of her and continued his song,

Argus: No, I want to fall in love.
Shan: This world is only gonna break your heart..
Argus: No, I want to fall in love.
Shan: This world is only gonna break your heart...


Argus placed his right hand on NightBrides chin staring into her eyes,

Argus: With you.
Shan: This world is only gonna break your heart...
Argus: With you.
Shan: This world is only gonna break your heart....
Argus: No, I...
Shan: This world is only gonna break your heart.....
Shan: This world is only gonna break your heart......


The song ended and the two kissed in the middle of the stage, Shan making them get a room before anything further went on, and perhaps to get involved herself...

(( *liked that one* ))

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Re: RPGWW: The Musical! (spammy)

Unread postby Banjooie » Mon May 19, 2003 2:30 pm

Eight mages follow. They're all wearing their proper colours. The red-haired one, Diran Ilsvire, steps forward.

"Right. We've heard many, many complaints about the way we are, and..well. We all have one thing to say."

(To the tune of 'Forgive us we're Canadian', by the Arrogant Worms.)

We always say "Check this out!"
We like that kind of line
When you ask us what we're doing
We always say "Really, it's fine"

Forgive us, we're from Neo Vane
We hop and spin in thrice
You think you could do Neo Vane
Well just follow this advice.

We disagree on everything
Such as whether day is night
We dislike dual elements
We're sorry, it's just not right
We've adopted all your Gaeran ways
We let you beg and plead
But we still must ask the question,
"What other style could we need?"

We can talk for hours of end
About whether someone's real
It sounds rather strange, but we keep
Th' laws o' Physics unrepealed
We don't often sing the anthem of
Our dear home alma mater
So we celebrate dear Neo Vane
By going cross-Doma shopping!

Forgive us, we're from Neo Vane
We hop and spin in thrice
You think you could do Neo Vane
Well just follow this advice.

We know how to dress real snazzy
We're not afraid to show
That we revere our customs..higherly?
And hope our legs don't show....

Forgive us, we're from Neo Vane
We're hardly ever bland
But there's nowhere that we'd rather live
Than that vast and floating land...


They look about. "Right. We're going now."

And so the Neo Vanists walked off.


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Pr0]\[ Staa!

Unread postby Mechanisto » Tue May 20, 2003 4:56 pm

The lights dim down a bit, the curtains part, and a large, humanoid assault robot marches front and center; he is wearing leather vest and pants, and a mesh-black t-shirt. A pair of assault drones follow to each side, providing backup. Pounding 80's dance music flares up over the speakers, and a laser light-show starts flying over the vaulted roof of the theater...

The robot talks over the speaker system in a deep, sultry voice that causes all the ladies ot melt like butter. It's holding a cordless microphone despite the short range antennae fixed to one ear.

"Oh yeah, all you boys and girls, this song's goin' out to all yo mothas' that ever had to deal with one of *them*... you know what I'm talkin' about; for all those newbies who don't know how to read... for all those illiterate fools that spam in every forum... you know who you are! GODMODERS, this ONE'S FOR YOU!"

The music rises to an overwhelming volume, and the robot starts dancing and singing with surprising grace and agility.


"I'm too arpie for this forum...too arpie for this forum...
So arpie, yeaaaaah it hurts

I'm too arpie for this guide... too arpie for this guide...
Couldn't find the link, y'see

I'm too arpie for Gaea, too arpie for Gaea...
Igala and Prandia

And I'm too arpie for your Philsys... too arpie for your Philsys...
No way I'm checking Stat Points!

I'm a Godmoder you know what I mean...
And I do a little twinking on the skillsheet
yeah, on the skillsheet, on the skillsheet, yeah...
And I do a little twinking on the skillsheet

I'm too arpie for your char, too arpie for your Char...
Too arpie by far

And I'm to arpie for these Stats... Too arpie for these Stats...
what do you think about that?

I'm too arpie for these Techs, too arpie for these techs...
Why can't I have two dozen?

I'm too arpie for the GM, too arpie for the GM...
he cheats on my resist rolls

I Godmode, you know what I mean...
And I do a little twinking on the skillsheet
yeah, on the skillsheet, on the skillsheet, yeah...
My swordman has Merton, on the skillsheet, yeah
And I do a a little twinking on the skillsheet

I'm too arpie for this Avatar... too arpie for this Avatar...
Stretchin' tables, stretchin' tables out

I'm too arpie for OOC posts... too arpie for OOCposts...
nobody joins my threads

I'm too arpie for the art forum... too arpie for the art forum...
why won't you draw my char free!?

I'm too arpie for those mods... too arpie for those mods...
Just try and stop my spamming!

I'm too arpie for good grammar... too arpie for good grammar...
so monosyllabic, yeaaaaah it hurts...

And I'm too arpie for this Forum...

Too arpie... yeah..."

The assault robot bows deeply, leaving as the lights and music return to normal. "G'night, all... You've been a great crowd! Remember to love the one ya got, and may your next level always be one Imp away!"


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MORE MUSIC!

Unread postby SALSAlys » Tue May 20, 2003 6:55 pm

Then, a slender, busty woman with pale skin and short, mussy blonde hair bounce onstage. She wore skintight black leggings and a long-sleeved black shirt, with a red scarf jauntily tied about her throat. Dark blue eyes scanned the audience, then she licked her lips and grinned, exposing small fangs.

Then the succubus grinned again. "Hey, y'all. 'm Nightbride, 'n this song 's dedicated t'Argus. Love y', sweetie."

(to "Rubber Ducky", a la Sesame Street!)

Lil' bishy, you're the one!
You make bathtime lots of fun!
Lil' bishy, I'm awfully fond of you!

Squishy squish squish

Lil' bishy, joy of joys
When I snog you, you make noise!
Lil' bishy, you're my very best toy, it's true!

Squishy squish, lil' biiiish!

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a sweet fella who's
Cute and more than a lil' snuggy!

Woob-a-doob-lubby!

Lil' bishy, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Lil' bishy, I'm awfully fond of you!

Bubble bath all around
Dropped the soap onto the ground
Squishy squish, lil' biiiish!

Lil' bishy, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Lil' bishy, I'm awfully fond of—
Lil' bishy, I'm on top of—
Lil' bishy, I'm awfully fond of you!

Doo doo, be doo!


Finishing, Nightbride blew a kiss at the audience, then scampered offstage, pulling a bar of soap from her cleavage.


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Re: MORE MUSIC!

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Tue May 20, 2003 11:36 pm

The lights now become more festive as soft music begins to walk through the air. Stagehands push on a pedestal as little children rush from offstage to sit crosslegged in front of it.

All of these children have fangs. Jenna Tymisonn is front row.

From high above the crowd drops a man with large wings. His eyes are red, but for some reason, he's wearing a coat of very many colors. Beside him lowers a filthy man in a cage, bloodied, dirty, atrophied. The men lowering the winged man down waver, and he is left in midair, swinging. He then spins, cuts his support cables with a huge sword, and flashfries the hapless backstage crewmen with a blast of holy energy.

The children applaud, as he begins his song...

Any Scream Will Do (to the tune of Any Dream Will Do, from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)

Performed by Selrahc Adanamod, the Sinister King Of Doma

I gouged his eyes
Drew back his ribcage
He was in a cage
Sitting in his poo

Not far away
His wife was weeping
But my mercy is sleeping
Any scream will do

I wore his coat (children echo)
It fit me nicely (children sing Aaaaah)
He had to fight me (Aaaaah)
What was I to do?

He challenged me (echo)
I made him suffer (aaaah)
Worse than any other (aaaah)
Any scream will do

A shout of pain, a flash of steel
No sympathy will I feel
The blood is oozing out of his cuts
He feels all alooooone...

He can't return (echo) to the beginning (aaaah)
His hope is dimming (aaaah) and the soul is too
The world and I (echo) we are his horror (aaah)
And there's still more (aaaah) Any scream will do

A shout of pain, a flash of steel
No sympathy will I feel
The blood is oozing out of his cuts
He feels all alooooone...

He can't return (echo) to the beginning (aaaah)
His hope is dimming (aaaah) and the soul is too
The world and I (echo) we are his horror (aaah)
And there's still more (aaaah) Any scream will do


As Selrahc flies upwards into the rafters the children wave. And just before he goes, Selrahc blows away the man in the cage as the crew sets up for the next number...


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Re: MORE MUSIC!

Unread postby SALSAlys » Thu May 22, 2003 10:29 pm

Again, Jaeko strutted onstage, wearing his black trenchcoat with guns. He grinned at the audience, dug his thumbs into his belt, and gave a James Bond-esque smile.

"Hey, y'all, I'm Jaeko Messiah William, and I wanna tell you straight out, I'M A MAN WITH A MISSION!"

("Man With a Mission", Bad Religion)

"Rescue me when I get too deep,
Talk to me there's nothing to tell,
Everyone is a hypocrite,
Look to me,
I'll save your soul!"


He pointed his fingers at a lady in the audience, winked, and gave a pelvic thrust.

"Now somebody out there must be
Reading my mail
'Cuz everyone knows
I'm a man with a mission,
Coming to your town today,
I can damn you to fiery perdition
'Cuz I'm a man with a mission!"


As he sang 'fiery perdition', the stage behind him lit up hellishly, the flickering flames giving him a bizarre halo of sorts.

"Follow me, when you give up,
Work for me, it'll serve you well
Everyone is a hypocrite, come to me,
I'll save your soul!"


Ladies in the audience swooned.

"Now somebody out there must
be tapping my phone,
'Cuz everyone knows
I'm a man with a mission,
I'm gonna fly you away,
High above the noise and competition,
Yeah I'm a man with a mission,
Passing through your town today
I condemn you
To fiery perdition,
Yeah, I'm a man with a mission."


As the song finished, Jaeko blew a kiss to the audience.

"Yeah, that's right, y'all! You know you liked it!"

Then Griff stormed onstage, his red trenchcoat flaring behind him. "JAEKO MESSIAH WILLIAMS! THE @#$%^ YOU DOING HERE?! YOU'VE GOT A MISSION!"

Then the assassin dragged away the gunman, amid much protests.


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Arnast and Kamos XD

Unread postby LadyDragonClawsEDW » Sat May 24, 2003 11:16 am

Arnast, a pretty blonde haired mazoku in a black trenchcoat that looks a lot like Hakaril's waltzes on stage, followed by everyone's favorite angsty Valthi, Kamos. Zeke and a few other Valthi mercs gather by Kamos while Sirvix, Dante, Nakibe, and a few other succubi gather by Arnast.

(Sung to the tune of Summer Lovin from Grease)

Kamos: Summer lovin really sucks ass...

Arnast: Summer lovin gives me a rash...

Arnast:I met a guy nice and angsty!

Kamos: I caught her, feeding off me!

Both: Summer days driftin away! But Ah oh those summer nights!

Groups: Wella wella wella ha!

Sirvix: Tell me more tell me more was he quite the find?

Zeke: Tell me more tell me more ...did you even mind?


Arnast: Ryuugami said we should screw!

Kamos: Mazoku sex is something you shouldn't do!

Arnast: I dragged him off to go play a "game" ~_^

Kamos: She put me through hours of pain!

Summer sun, something's begun! But Ah oh those summer nights!

Zeke: Tell me more tell me more Did she like to bite?

Sirvix: Tell me more tell me more Did he put up a fight?



Arnast: He decided to give me a tail..

Kamos: I went and made her a chimera without fail

Arnast: One day he did something I could not excuse....

Kamos: Then I told her, she had been used...

Both: Summer fling, it don't mean a thing, but Ah oh those summer niiiiights....

Zeke: Tell me more tell me more....can I have her instead?

Nakibe: Tell me more tell more...do you want him dead?


Arnast: It turned colder that's where it ends...

Kamos: So I told her...we could be friends...

Kamos: She got angry and left in a rage...

Arnast: He dumped me like last week's garbage!

Both: Summer dreams....ripped at the seams...buuuut...ahhh...those summer...niiiiights!


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Re: Arnast and Kamos XD

Unread postby Shinigori V2 » Sat May 31, 2003 4:17 am

A small boy of about five years of age, dressed in a glorified cape with a hood, a gray shirt matching his gray hair, cat ears, and tail, and baggy pants walks onto the stage. His tail waves around quickly and he flicks an ear, trying to remember his song. He finally gets it, and the music starts....

(Set to the tune of "Yoshimi Vs. The Pink Robots")


Kris: Her name is Karin!
She's a Valthi lady with guns!
Working for Mr. Inverse...
She makes things fun!

And she knows that...Its demanding....To raise a chaos....chaos mage....
I know she can do it!

Oh, mommy...
They don't believe me...
But you won't let those
Ice cream monsters eat me!

Mommy....
They don't believe me...
But you won't let those
Ice cream monsters beat me!

Those mean ice-cream monsters....
They eat us because we eat them...
Shes gotta be strong to stop them...
So shes takes lots of vitamins!

And she knows that....It'd be tragic...If those evil monsters get me...
I know she can beat them!

Oh, mommy...
They don't believe me...
But you won't let those
Ice cream monsters beat me!

Mommy...
They don't believe me...
But you won't let those
ice cream monsters eat me!
Mommy....

And she knows that....It'd be tragic.....If those evil monsters get me...
I know she can beat them!

Oh, mommy...
They don't believe me...
But you won't let those
Ice cream monsters eat me!

Mommy...
They don't believe me...
But you won't let those
ice cream monsters beat me!

Mommy...
They don't believe me...
But you won't let those
ice cream monsters eat me!

Mommy...
They don't believe me...
But you won't let those
Ice cream monsters beat me..

Oh, mommy....



The music ends, and Kris walks proudly off stage.



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Poor little Kumo.

Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:46 am

Walking onto the stage, the lights dimmed so low as to be near nonexistant, a small light-blue figure, like a walking teddy bear, walks on stage.

[Sung to Outlaw Star-Melfina's Lullaby]

"I don't know...what things I did do...
Life has a way...of stopping me...
From my thoughts, a silent growl sounds,
I hope for release...I'm he~lpless...

Evil....thoughts...ca~ll me...malevolence...help me...
Please...tell..me...what i~s it I did...maybe I will win one day...

I don't know...what things I did do...
Life has a way...of helping me...
From my friends...a silent word of hope...
I pray for their lives...I'm he~lpless...

Goodbye..."

And with that, the small Moogle walks off.


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Unread postby Firnthuleien » Wed Nov 26, 2003 5:36 pm

The lights on the stage dim to almost complete darkness. A silluhet can be seen moving across the stage. When the movement stops, a slightly blue tinted spotlight is put on the figure. Fool, hair dyed black, wearing his black trenchcoat, boots, gloves, pants and light grey shirt is sitting on a stool. His head is bowed and eyes are closed; he's holding a wireless mic in one hand, the other is behind his back.

(Sung to the tune of [Perfect, by Simple Plan])

As the music starts, he lifts his head and opens his eyes.

"Hey mom look at me,
Do you still remember me?
Did you wait for me all along?
Do you think I'm wasting my time,
Livin' life without you here?
'Cuz it hurts inside to be lonely.

And now I try hard to make it
I just want just wanna make it through.
I'm never gonna get home for you.
I can't pretend that I'll survive,
and you can't save me


'Cuz I've lost it all
Nothing left to live for.
No friends and no love or home left
Now it's just too late and I cannot promise
I'll come home to say I'm sorry.


I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
When I think of how our life could have been.
All the days you spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like their falling from my grasp.

And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make it home.
I wanna know about who I was.
I can't stand another night,
Not knowing who I am!


'Cuz I've lost it all
Nothing left to live for.
No friends and no love or home left
Now it's just too late and I cannot promise
I'll come home to say I'm sorry.


Nothing's gonna change the fate I've been delt.
Nothing can bring me home again.
Please don't turn your back,
I can't believe it's hard just to think of you.

'Cuz you don't know I'm here...

'Cuz I've lost it all
Nothing left to live for.
No friends and no love or home left
Now it's just too late and I cannot promise
I'll come home to say I'm sorry..."

He stands up, taking his hand from behind his back, throwing the previously concealed white rose to someone in the audience. The stage goes dark again and he walks out.


((Angsty/sad yes.......But that is how he will feel ICly when I finally set the plot for a chat to do with this >:D))


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Revival. Gotta love it.

Unread postby Besyanteo » Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:25 pm

The curtains close breifly, as a stage is set up behind them.

When they open again, A young woman of about 20 sits on a bar stool, holding a beer bottle. She has platinum blonde hair, a long sleeved cobalt blue shirt, letting one shoulder hang out, and black form-fitting pants. Next to her, slumped over the bar, is a man with wild, almost spikey red hair, and a pair of white fluffy wings, and a silver dragon tail. He seems to be drinking.

The young lady starts off...

"Hit it!
This ain't no disco...
It ain't no country club either...
This is the JD!"

Here the young man gestures with his beer in Shada's general direction.

"'All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die,'
Says the man next to me out of nowhere...
It's apropos of nothing,
He says his name's William but I'm sure,
He's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy...
And he's plain ugly to me!
And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life...
We are drinking beer at noon on Dammasus,
In a bar that faces a chocobo groomery..."

A light shines on the scene of several people on the left side of the stage, who busily groom and preen a pair of chocobos, while wearing silly looking, gaudy outfits.

"The good nobles of the world are preening their birds
at the noon hour, hosing and combing
As best they can in dresses and armor...

They riding their pretty Golds and Blues...
Back to the Manors, the Castle too.
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me, cause-"

Here Shada stands, and walks around the stage, dancing and flourishing as she sings!

"All I wanna do is have some fun!
I got a feeling I'm not the only one...
All I wanna do is have some fun!
I got a feeling I'm not the only one...
All I wanna do is have some fun,
Until the sun comes up over the lar-gest tree in Do-ma Park!"

She slides back on over to her stool by 'Billy', and takes a drink from her beer, before singing...

"I like a good beer buzz early in the morning
And Billy likes to peel the labels from his bottles of Dom...
He shreds them on the bar--then he lights every match in an oversized pack letting each one burn... down to his thick fingers before blowing and cursing them out.
And he's watching the bottles of Dom as they spin on the floor...

And a happy couple enters the bar...
Dangerously close to one another!
The bartender looks up from his want ads..."

She leans back, against the bar, looking at the ceiling, as she continues...

"All I wanna do is have some fun!
I got a feeling I'm not the only one...
All I wanna do is have some fun!
I got a feeling I'm not the only one...
All I wanna do is have some fun,
Until the sun comes up over the lar-gest tree in Do-ma Park!"

She looks back to the audience as she sings

"Otherwise the bar is ours,
The day and the night and the Bird Groomery too...
The matches and the Doms and the clean and dirty birds!
The sun and the moon--! but

All I wanna do is have some fun!
I got a feeling I'm not the only one...
All I wanna do is have some fun!
I got a feeling I'm not the only one...
All I wanna do is have some fun,
Until the sun comes up over the lar-gest tree in Do-ma Park!"

The music fades, as Shada takes a bow before a mild appluase. The curtain falls, and all is ready for a new act.


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Yup.

Unread postby SALSAlys » Wed Jul 28, 2004 11:19 pm

("Marlene on the Wall" by Suzanne Vega.)

Darkness shields the stage, and a tall, athletic woman is standing in a lonely spotlight, clutching her arm. Her face is downturned and in shadow, then she tilts it upward, revealing a cut lip and bruises. Then she uncurls a fist, and exhales deeply. She wears a sleeveless white shirt and black pants, and her vivid green eyes don't seem to quite focus properly. She licks her lips, coughing slightly before beginning her song.

"Even if you are in love with me
All this to say, what's it to be?
Observe the blood, the rose tattoo
Of the fingerprints on me from you...
"

Singing so, she curled her hand upward, gently probing her throat and wincing.

"Other evidence had shown
That you and I were still alone
We'd skirt around the danger zone
And not talk about it later."


Her sightless gaze looks even more distant, and she cradles her arm again.

"And I tried so hard to resist
When you held me in your handsome fist—
I remember well the first time we kissed
And why I found me leaving...
"

Then her fist clenched more tightly, a trickle of blood escaping the grip under her arm.

"My brother Vaza watches from the wall
His mocking smile says it all
And he'll record the rise and fall
Of every man who's passing.
"

Her eyes were shut now, clenched tightly so, and a tear welled over her cheek as she hunched over, shadows growing across the stage.

"But I tried so hard to resist
When he held me in his handsome fist—
I'm still remembering the first time we kissed
And the pain that I was bleeding.

But my damned brother watches from the wall
His mocking smile says it all
And he'll record the rise and fall
Of every man who's been here—

But the only fighter left is me,
I'm fighting things I cannot see—
Yes, still fighting things I cannot see!
I think it must be my destiny
Which I'm not escaping, escaping, escaping...!
"

A long exhale.

"...my brother on the wall."

With that done, she apparently couldn't find the will to remain on the stage further, striding off it.



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