by Rainbow Fright » Mon Apr 07, 2003 4:42 pm
"What the *Hell*?!"
My eyes shoot open, having had my headphones abruptly knocked off by something or other, bringing me out of my J-Rock-induced reverie. Everyone knows to just *poke* me if they want my attention when I've got them on, not knock them off my head and into my lap. It's terribly rude, and it just might tempt me to kill you.
"Okay, if you guys had something you wanted me to see you could have just poked me and not knocked my headphones off like that. Thus, this better be good or I'll have to harm--"
Wait a second, what the fuck's in my lap? I look down to see a little swirly-eyed Chao in my lap, and I blurt the first thing that comes to mind, which most wouldn't expect out of Miss Dark and Evil herself.
"Awww...how *cute*!"
Yes, the Chao is officially the first thing to escape suffering a painful death for disturbing my J-Rock time.
I guess this is one of the blue furball's friends, so I look up to confirm this, and there's Nall and Kirby too. Now, under different circumstances I'd have huggled Nall immediately. I LOVE Lunar dragons. However, the kitty-dragon's in the middle of a speech so I don't. Besides, it'd ruin my reputation. I *am* after all, supposed to be scary. Instead I just listen to what he's got to say.
"Okay, that has to be the weirdest thing I've ever heard. I'd argue the lack of logic, but since I'm sitting here with a Chao in my lap, who am I to argue?"