He dropped some money on the bar, it having been held in a small storage compartment on his arm, and sat down to wait for his drink. As he did, he scanned the bar and it's tender more closely. She was a large woman, definitely not attractive by the majority's standards. She had something on her neck, too.
Scanning, extrapolating: identified as: tattoo. Plain black text: "Untouched by Man"
Militant lesbian theory: confirmed
He noticed the scowl, too, and immediately scanned for the source. In the reflection of the glass she was cleaning, he could see the image of a man swinging a chair at him.
The robot didn't move, preferring instead to leave no doubt in anyone's mind who the aggressor was in this situation. The chair came crashing into the back of his head, exploding into many smaller chair pieces.
Damage sustained: Negligible
Instigator: Bar Patron
He stood up and turned around, facing the man. Any size advantage the man thought he had was lost when the 8 foot tall robot looked down at him.
"That was completely unprovoked and I must retaliate."
Without giving him a chance to speak, EKDS5k was in motion. His right elbow shot up, cracking the drunk in the jaw, shattering it in the process. In the same motion, a metal hand clamped on the man's wrist, as the mechanical construct whirled around, letting go and hurling the man through a window and out into the street.
Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=ekds5k>EKDS5k</A] at: 5/1/03 5:35:59 am